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You just know, in your soul, that the Merlot….is hitting because you’re crying to TikToks of dogs and Taylor Swift songs are now playing in your neurodivergent head. #taylorswift #wine #holidays #tisthedamnseason
December 28, 2024 at 6:12 AM
You just know, in your soul, that the Merlot….is hitting because you’re crying to TikToks of dogs and Taylor Swift songs are now playing in your neurodivergent head. #taylorswift #wine #holidays #tisthedamnseason
December 26, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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I’m not the type to be #delusional with anyone, but I WILL be delulu by myself and spiral myself to sleep. 🌈🤷♂️
December 3, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I’m not the type to be #delusional with anyone, but I WILL be delulu by myself and spiral myself to sleep. 🌈🤷♂️
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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
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Tell me your Thanksgiving Shame.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
November 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Tell me your Thanksgiving Shame.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.