In WWII Germans were called “Kraut” and “Jerry.” In Vietnam, the Viet Cong were called “Charlie.” What derogatory term are we using for Americans in the upcoming war?

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

If you're with ICE or any other authority targeting innocent migrants, don't expect cooperation from me. Your failure is a blessing for humanity. I hope your job is soul-draining. I am actively rooting for your anxiety and frustration. I would rather gargle broken glass than make your life easier.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

At a pizza place today, i saw a guy take a pizza out of the oven with that wooden flat thing. He did this with one hand. I asked him if it was heavy, and without a word he just handed the whole kaboodle to me and said, "it's all about the flow of energy." So I think I'mma train with him now.

Even if they caught him, imagine a jury convicting. Not in these United States

You should be able to go to your local Democratic Party headquarters and get help with anything you need help with. Don't have a printer and need to print out a form? We gotcha! Need help applying for a passport? We gotcha! Need a bathroom or a sandwich? We gotcha!

I'm not kidding in the least.

I came in like a wrecking ball.
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team.

Here's some numbers just in case anyone needs them. I know it doesn't feel like it but there's so much to live for. Reach out if you need it.

Trans lifeline 1-877-565-8860

Trevor project 1-866-488-7386

SAGE elder hotline 1-877-360-5428