The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️
@detfrankfrank.bsky.social
Uncovering criminal activity in Brooklyn with the help of B movies since 2011.
My opinion of this movie …
#HouseOfSvengoolie
#HouseOfSvengoolie
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February 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
My opinion of this movie …
#HouseOfSvengoolie
#HouseOfSvengoolie
It ate a helicopter #HouseofSvengoolie
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February 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
It ate a helicopter #HouseofSvengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Dino sounds? #HouseofSvengoolie
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February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Dino sounds? #HouseofSvengoolie
Nooo! They killed Roger Corman? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Nooo! They killed Roger Corman? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie
I’m gonna need a LOT more tequila to make it through this movie … #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I’m gonna need a LOT more tequila to make it through this movie … #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie
Time to bring in the A-Team … #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie
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February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Time to bring in the A-Team … #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
You want a date movie?
You came to the right place! #Svengoolie ❤️
You came to the right place! #Svengoolie ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
You want a date movie?
You came to the right place! #Svengoolie ❤️
You came to the right place! #Svengoolie ❤️
Don’t mind the children. Their bark is worse than their bite. #Svengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Don’t mind the children. Their bark is worse than their bite. #Svengoolie
They sucked all the blood out of the last realtor that went up there. And they didn’t even pay his commission! #Svengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
They sucked all the blood out of the last realtor that went up there. And they didn’t even pay his commission! #Svengoolie
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Give the gift that shows how much you want them by your side this #ValentinesDay ❤️💝🎁
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Give the gift that shows how much you want them by your side this #ValentinesDay ❤️💝🎁
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#BMovieManiacs Event: "The dead of night is alive with the dead!!" Ed Wood, Tor Johnson, and especially Criswell! What more do you need, a plot? Well, forget that! Just join us tonight at 8 Pacific/11 Eastern, friends. A time which is on our future!
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
#BMovieManiacs Event: "The dead of night is alive with the dead!!" Ed Wood, Tor Johnson, and especially Criswell! What more do you need, a plot? Well, forget that! Just join us tonight at 8 Pacific/11 Eastern, friends. A time which is on our future!
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Eddie, I prepared some basic artwork to get us going, although I know @jauntworksstudio.bsky.social will be creating something far nicer. Feel free to give my name @tommykrasker.bsky.social to your social platforms, so I can answer any questions, and you can just show up and enjoy. Thank you again!
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Where are my goths? #TCMParty
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February 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Where are my goths? #TCMParty
