The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️
@detfrankfrank.bsky.social
Uncovering criminal activity in Brooklyn with the help of B movies since 2011.
I’m beginning to have serious doubts about the existence of Santa Claus
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m beginning to have serious doubts about the existence of Santa Claus
In the interest of gender equality, let me assert that nice girls also finish last #TCMParty #NoirAlley
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In the interest of gender equality, let me assert that nice girls also finish last #TCMParty #NoirAlley
Eat your heart out, Buddy Rich! #TCMParty #NoirAlley
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Eat your heart out, Buddy Rich! #TCMParty #NoirAlley
Let’s keep it casual till I’m a star … #TCMParty #NoirAlley
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Let’s keep it casual till I’m a star … #TCMParty #NoirAlley
Someone’s about to get sent to a certain Dr. T … #TCMParty #NoirAlley
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Someone’s about to get sent to a certain Dr. T … #TCMParty #NoirAlley
I shall be telling this with an ironic sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two protocols diverged in a wood, and AI—
AI took the one less restrictive,
And that has made all the difference.
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two protocols diverged in a wood, and AI—
AI took the one less restrictive,
And that has made all the difference.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I shall be telling this with an ironic sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two protocols diverged in a wood, and AI—
AI took the one less restrictive,
And that has made all the difference.
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two protocols diverged in a wood, and AI—
AI took the one less restrictive,
And that has made all the difference.
Watch a quadruple threat in action, folks! #TCMParty #NoirAlley
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Watch a quadruple threat in action, folks! #TCMParty #NoirAlley
Eat your heart out, Lizabeth Scott! #NoirAlley #TCMParty
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Eat your heart out, Lizabeth Scott! #NoirAlley #TCMParty
I’m running away from 8 wives and 9 kids #NoirAlley #TCMParty
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’m running away from 8 wives and 9 kids #NoirAlley #TCMParty
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
As the saying goes, “You can lead a vampire to a juicy neck, but you can’t make him bite.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As the saying goes, “You can lead a vampire to a juicy neck, but you can’t make him bite.” #Svengoolie
You can take the vampire out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the vampire! #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You can take the vampire out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the vampire! #Svengoolie
I left my fang … in San Francisco 🎶 #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I left my fang … in San Francisco 🎶 #Svengoolie
I haven’t seen anything like this since Beatlemania … #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I haven’t seen anything like this since Beatlemania … #Svengoolie
Saddling up to the bar in preparation for tonight’s feature #Svengoolie
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Saddling up to the bar in preparation for tonight’s feature #Svengoolie
Look at that facial grooming! Is that man handsome or what? #PoliticsLive
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Look at that facial grooming! Is that man handsome or what? #PoliticsLive
Stay tuned for Part II: The Implant
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Stay tuned for Part II: The Implant
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
