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Not everyone can pull hair, but a great hair-puller can come from anywhere.
Every glamorous woman needs an entourage of bisexual twinks
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Every glamorous woman needs an entourage of bisexual twinks
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Charles Schulz is one of the great geniuses of 20th century art, bar genre. damn it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Charles Schulz is one of the great geniuses of 20th century art, bar genre. damn it.
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys it is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--plastic skeleton decorations; giant Home Depot skeleton; GIF of skeleton warrior playing the flute from Army of Darkness; references to skeletons dancing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys it is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--plastic skeleton decorations; giant Home Depot skeleton; GIF of skeleton warrior playing the flute from Army of Darkness; references to skeletons dancing.
They should throw Kim Davis in jail again just for fun
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They should throw Kim Davis in jail again just for fun
The joke of bsky (rude)
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The joke of bsky (rude)
Hot stoves are really having a moment
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hot stoves are really having a moment
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You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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We go to sleep in a better country than we woke up in. Thank you to everyone who worked for these coast-to-coast victories, for this utter repudiation of Trumpism, for economic justice and a country for all of us, not for white supremacy.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
We go to sleep in a better country than we woke up in. Thank you to everyone who worked for these coast-to-coast victories, for this utter repudiation of Trumpism, for economic justice and a country for all of us, not for white supremacy.
So did Cuomo ever end up giving a concession speech or did he escape his own party in a helicopter and leave all his supporters wandering aimlessly around the room and patting each other sadly on the back?
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
So did Cuomo ever end up giving a concession speech or did he escape his own party in a helicopter and leave all his supporters wandering aimlessly around the room and patting each other sadly on the back?
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they called javascript that solely as a marketing gimmick - java was popular. so we can assume if they made it today, they would call it javascriptscript to piggyback off the popularity of javascript
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
they called javascript that solely as a marketing gimmick - java was popular. so we can assume if they made it today, they would call it javascriptscript to piggyback off the popularity of javascript
I firmly believe that only cartoonists should have healthcare in this country. Whoever it is that draws Gasoline Alley deserves all new organs every year
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I firmly believe that only cartoonists should have healthcare in this country. Whoever it is that draws Gasoline Alley deserves all new organs every year
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why not play my scariest (and shortest) visual novel for halloween..?
dominoclub.itch.io/your-shadow
dominoclub.itch.io/your-shadow
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
why not play my scariest (and shortest) visual novel for halloween..?
dominoclub.itch.io/your-shadow
dominoclub.itch.io/your-shadow
Play the tisTree Halloween
Trick or tisTree: A Spooky Musical Odyssey by Desktop Metaphor
A Halloween GeoCities GIF adventure!
desktop-metaphor.itch.io
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Play the tisTree Halloween
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This is apropros of nothing but the entire anti-Ukraine left needs to shut the fuck up permanently. All this (justified!) uproar over Gaza, and none about a nation in a morally similar position. I go insane, as a leftie, seeing the bonkers inconsistency here. It’s the same fucking struggle!
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is apropros of nothing but the entire anti-Ukraine left needs to shut the fuck up permanently. All this (justified!) uproar over Gaza, and none about a nation in a morally similar position. I go insane, as a leftie, seeing the bonkers inconsistency here. It’s the same fucking struggle!
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Not everyone can pull hair, but a great hair-puller can come from anywhere.
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Not everyone can pull hair, but a great hair-puller can come from anywhere.
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The reality is a lot of people who support decent class policies have racist backgrounds and it makes me wonder how the "it's not race, it's class" progressive and leftist discourse may be part of the problem. Anyways, racial justice work needs to be central to class politics.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The reality is a lot of people who support decent class policies have racist backgrounds and it makes me wonder how the "it's not race, it's class" progressive and leftist discourse may be part of the problem. Anyways, racial justice work needs to be central to class politics.
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Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.
"3D Workers Island", a short horror story about a screensaver: yes-thread.com/3dwiscr
Also on Itch: mryes.itch.io/3dwiscr
Also on Itch: mryes.itch.io/3dwiscr
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.
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"all i want for halloween is boo" -mariah scarey
October 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"all i want for halloween is boo" -mariah scarey
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Puppy Knights: Quest for the Golden Bones officially out anywhere books are sold ❤️
#comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel #kidlit
#comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel #kidlit
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Puppy Knights: Quest for the Golden Bones officially out anywhere books are sold ❤️
#comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel #kidlit
#comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel #kidlit
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The Twilight series is kind of great? esp. The short second life of Bree Tanner and Life and Death are two of the best books of the 21st century.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Twilight series is kind of great? esp. The short second life of Bree Tanner and Life and Death are two of the best books of the 21st century.
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This moment is a test. Donald Trump wants us to blink first and hand him over power.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This moment is a test. Donald Trump wants us to blink first and hand him over power.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.