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Not everyone can pull hair, but a great hair-puller can come from anywhere.
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when billionaires like musk say money doesn't buy them happiness, they're bullshitting. they're happy; they just want you to think that they are deep and have inner lives and that it's not worth taking their money away.
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
when billionaires like musk say money doesn't buy them happiness, they're bullshitting. they're happy; they just want you to think that they are deep and have inner lives and that it's not worth taking their money away.
I would rather see you shit yourself than see you in AI pants
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I would rather see you shit yourself than see you in AI pants
If savory snacks didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent them.
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
If savory snacks didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent them.
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nonviolence and violence are both tactics that can sometimes be effective in various situations. but the flat truth is that neither can prevent a state with overwhelming force from murdering people if the state is determined to do murder people. 1
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
nonviolence and violence are both tactics that can sometimes be effective in various situations. but the flat truth is that neither can prevent a state with overwhelming force from murdering people if the state is determined to do murder people. 1
xbox is 360 years old today
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
xbox is 360 years old today
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I argued that communities targeted by ICE should be granted citizenship immediately. This is both a matter of justice and an imperative if we're going to crush fascism.
Fascism thrives where there are groups that lack full rights. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/for-immigr...
Fascism thrives where there are groups that lack full rights. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/for-immigr...
For Immigrants, Citizenship Now
Abolishing ICE isn’t enough.
www.everythingishorrible.net
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I argued that communities targeted by ICE should be granted citizenship immediately. This is both a matter of justice and an imperative if we're going to crush fascism.
Fascism thrives where there are groups that lack full rights. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/for-immigr...
Fascism thrives where there are groups that lack full rights. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/for-immigr...
From now on -I- publish the Dilberts
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
From now on -I- publish the Dilberts
Mr. President Trump please deport all men from the English town of Porlock of business age, they are harassing our poets!
*Hears about an ICE agent shooting a poet in Minneapolis*
What have I done...
*Hears about an ICE agent shooting a poet in Minneapolis*
What have I done...
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Mr. President Trump please deport all men from the English town of Porlock of business age, they are harassing our poets!
*Hears about an ICE agent shooting a poet in Minneapolis*
What have I done...
*Hears about an ICE agent shooting a poet in Minneapolis*
What have I done...
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You’re just mad at furries because you think you found a bunch of queer people it’s okay to abuse.
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
You’re just mad at furries because you think you found a bunch of queer people it’s okay to abuse.
Seems like some people on this site were just waiting for any excuse to call furries pedophiles, weirdos and perverts that would still let them feel morally superior.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Seems like some people on this site were just waiting for any excuse to call furries pedophiles, weirdos and perverts that would still let them feel morally superior.
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In 2026 don't ask if your art is good
Instead ask if it's:
-Great
-Original
-Outstanding
-Daring
And don't forget to keep being a genius
Instead ask if it's:
-Great
-Original
-Outstanding
-Daring
And don't forget to keep being a genius
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In 2026 don't ask if your art is good
Instead ask if it's:
-Great
-Original
-Outstanding
-Daring
And don't forget to keep being a genius
Instead ask if it's:
-Great
-Original
-Outstanding
-Daring
And don't forget to keep being a genius
![Comic strip of four panels, each taken from a different comic. A heading says November 15 1966.
Panel 1 (shows people strolling with boxes drawn around them): [narration] Well, in kind of a loose and general way, a box can show you the limits of the space the body can occupy.
Panel 2 (shows man reacting to another man loading large blocks of ice onto a truck): [dialog] Wow! Looky th' size of THOSE ice cubes!
Panel 3 (shows a truck driving in the evening past two large blocks of stone): [narration] Close to her place, we drive by two huge stones. [dialog] Do you know what those are?
Panel 4 (shows a man in an apartment sitting in a chair, looking at a grouping of five large blocks made of different materials set out on a tarp.) [dialog] I can DO this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u3abiujz4yqetet6qcpcdzp7/bafkreifkydnelf7fq4irtk7arspgc4sgok7fvrfcnlaotrcbtitqyx4d2a@jpeg)
The only person who is allowed to like WALL-E is Patti Harrison because she KNOWS it's fatphobic.
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The only person who is allowed to like WALL-E is Patti Harrison because she KNOWS it's fatphobic.
You (appreciating art): This makes sense.
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
You (appreciating art): This makes sense.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Crusts Pie
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Crusts Pie
Politicians these days think too much about Star Wars and not enough about how to start wars.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Politicians these days think too much about Star Wars and not enough about how to start wars.
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wrote about neurodivergence and disability and experiencing identity as incoherence (which is not necessarily a bad thing.) www.everythingishorrible.net/p/the-self-a...
The Self And Neurodivergence And The Other Self
The politics of maybe being someone else
www.everythingishorrible.net
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
wrote about neurodivergence and disability and experiencing identity as incoherence (which is not necessarily a bad thing.) www.everythingishorrible.net/p/the-self-a...
Protect your god from parasites
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Protect your god from parasites
Just as all life wants to become a crab, all other art forms want to become comics.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just as all life wants to become a crab, all other art forms want to become comics.
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And now I can say it! Announcing: BONUS STAGE REMASTERED! A project that re-releases episodes in HD with minor art fixes and source audio, as well as early episode revamps with new audio, improved backgrounds, additional poses, and some new jokes as well! (note, last shot BG needs to be replaced)
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And now I can say it! Announcing: BONUS STAGE REMASTERED! A project that re-releases episodes in HD with minor art fixes and source audio, as well as early episode revamps with new audio, improved backgrounds, additional poses, and some new jokes as well! (note, last shot BG needs to be replaced)