Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie.bsky.social
Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My 9yo daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.
If you're trying to expel a person from their homeland, isn't that EXILE rather DEPORTATION? Is the media constantly whiffing on this distinction? Thoughts, @azmirror.com? #media #law #journalism
Az. tribal member nearly deported after jail issues ICE detainer by mistake azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...
Az. tribal member nearly deported after jail issues ICE detainer by mistake azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...
Arizona tribal member nearly deported after Iowa jail issues ICE detainer by mistake
Native American ICE detainer mistake nearly leads to deportation of Arizona tribal member after Iowa jail clerical error
azmirror.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you're trying to expel a person from their homeland, isn't that EXILE rather DEPORTATION? Is the media constantly whiffing on this distinction? Thoughts, @azmirror.com? #media #law #journalism
Az. tribal member nearly deported after jail issues ICE detainer by mistake azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...
Az. tribal member nearly deported after jail issues ICE detainer by mistake azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...
I found the perfect rally song for the Orange Guy (could also be fun for the next protest). #nokings #uspol #rock #classicrock #music
youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...
youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...
Billy Squier - The Stroke
YouTube video by Official Billy Squier
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I found the perfect rally song for the Orange Guy (could also be fun for the next protest). #nokings #uspol #rock #classicrock #music
youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...
youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...
My least-favorite thing about Halloween is making a jack o'lantern. When it's finally time to carve, I'm creatively spent. What about you?
#halloween
#halloween
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My least-favorite thing about Halloween is making a jack o'lantern. When it's finally time to carve, I'm creatively spent. What about you?
#halloween
#halloween
Any hockey teams that have a game on Oct. 31 better damn well decorate their Zamboni with a Night of the Living Dead theme and call it the Zomboni.
#halloween #zombie #hockey #dadjokes
#halloween #zombie #hockey #dadjokes
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Any hockey teams that have a game on Oct. 31 better damn well decorate their Zamboni with a Night of the Living Dead theme and call it the Zomboni.
#halloween #zombie #hockey #dadjokes
#halloween #zombie #hockey #dadjokes
Men of good character are ever beset by the acts of wankers, pillocks and other blokes who faff off.
-Benjamin Disraeli
-Benjamin Disraeli
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Men of good character are ever beset by the acts of wankers, pillocks and other blokes who faff off.
-Benjamin Disraeli
-Benjamin Disraeli
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My favorite sign at #nokings in #scottsdale today: "Oli-gargle Deez Nutz."
Crowd looked at least 30% larger than the last one in June.
Crowd looked at least 30% larger than the last one in June.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My favorite sign at #nokings in #scottsdale today: "Oli-gargle Deez Nutz."
Crowd looked at least 30% larger than the last one in June.
Crowd looked at least 30% larger than the last one in June.
I got a chocolate craving when I was in Iceland. I could read enough Icelandic to see that what I grabbed from the convenience store was a chocolate bar. But I didn't read it well enough to recognize the words "chocolate-coated black licorice." Blahhhhh! #food #travel #iceland
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you want quality education, modern healthcare, effective infrastructure and fair pay, the regime considers you "the enemy within."
#uspol
#uspol
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you want quality education, modern healthcare, effective infrastructure and fair pay, the regime considers you "the enemy within."
#uspol
#uspol
Worth noting: Solar is cheaper than any other source of electricity. Fastest to bring online, too.
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Worth noting: Solar is cheaper than any other source of electricity. Fastest to bring online, too.
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I just heard Kash Patel's voice for the first time. OK, how did a guy with a voice like Freon blasted through a cracked kazoo get a following as a podcaster? #uspol
September 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I just heard Kash Patel's voice for the first time. OK, how did a guy with a voice like Freon blasted through a cracked kazoo get a following as a podcaster? #uspol
I cancelled by Disney+ subscription over this spineless action. In six months, I'll evaluate how Disney has dealt with the Trump regime. If I like what I see, I'll renew. If I don't, the Mouse is out of luck.
BREAKING: Disney said 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' will return to the air on Tuesday after it had suspended the talk-show host following threats by the chair of the Federal Communications Commission over comments the host had made about the assassination of Charlie Kirk reut.rs/46knyIw
Disney says Jimmy Kimmel will return to the air Tuesday
Disney said that "Jimmy Kimmel Live" will return to the air on Tuesday after it had suspended the talk-show host following threats by the chair of the Federal Communications Commission over comments the host had made about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
reut.rs
September 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I cancelled by Disney+ subscription over this spineless action. In six months, I'll evaluate how Disney has dealt with the Trump regime. If I like what I see, I'll renew. If I don't, the Mouse is out of luck.
"Vaccines are very interesting" is the intro a 5th grader uses to BS their way through a 500-word essay, not a qualified US president answering a reporter's question. #uspol
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Vaccines are very interesting" is the intro a 5th grader uses to BS their way through a 500-word essay, not a qualified US president answering a reporter's question. #uspol
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TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
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If you’re a democratic lawmaker who won’t do the right thing in Congress because of an outside threat, this is going to sound callous but you’re in the wrong job. This kind of stuff is your job. It’s the whole ballgame. “I’m afraid” is not a viable excuse.
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you’re a democratic lawmaker who won’t do the right thing in Congress because of an outside threat, this is going to sound callous but you’re in the wrong job. This kind of stuff is your job. It’s the whole ballgame. “I’m afraid” is not a viable excuse.
Right on. 👍
If y’all aren’t boycotting Disney+, Hulu, ABC, all parks and movies and all of that ish then don’t say a gd word about free speech.
Put your money where your mouth is!
Put your money where your mouth is!
September 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Right on. 👍
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Short Thread, #1. I see a lot of people use "mainstream press" or the goofy initialism "MSM" to show distrust for the #media. But what's the line between mainstream press and not-mainstream press? If you can find it easily, is it not "mainstream?"
September 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Short Thread, #1. I see a lot of people use "mainstream press" or the goofy initialism "MSM" to show distrust for the #media. But what's the line between mainstream press and not-mainstream press? If you can find it easily, is it not "mainstream?"
Daughter: Dad! I burned my butt on the computer!
Me: (sings) How can we sleep while our butts are burning?
Daughter: IS THAT AN ACTUAL SONG?!
Me: Close enough.
#music #humor #parenting
Me: (sings) How can we sleep while our butts are burning?
Daughter: IS THAT AN ACTUAL SONG?!
Me: Close enough.
#music #humor #parenting
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Daughter: Dad! I burned my butt on the computer!
Me: (sings) How can we sleep while our butts are burning?
Daughter: IS THAT AN ACTUAL SONG?!
Me: Close enough.
#music #humor #parenting
Me: (sings) How can we sleep while our butts are burning?
Daughter: IS THAT AN ACTUAL SONG?!
Me: Close enough.
#music #humor #parenting