Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie.bsky.social
Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My 9yo daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A lot of #Arizona public lands have campfire restrictions. This was also our first car #camping trip in a V2L-capable #EV. So I brought an air fryer and electric kettle, which I powered using the car's main battery. Made corn dogs, frozen empanadas and hot H20 for camp meals. #IONIQ5
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Made a few OK saves right here! But I should've gotten to my feet to reset after that first one and tucked my elbow a little closer to my body for better form. #goalie #hockey #hockeygoalie #goaliesaves
August 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Made a few OK saves right here! But I should've gotten to my feet to reset after that first one and tucked my elbow a little closer to my body for better form. #goalie #hockey #hockeygoalie #goaliesaves
Two of my #hockey friends (not the two pictured) had a pre-party for their upcoming wedding. Hands-down the best wedding party I've ever attended. Skating, food, drink and good times. Definitely starting their marriage off happy! (These two are other goalie buddies.)
July 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Two of my #hockey friends (not the two pictured) had a pre-party for their upcoming wedding. Hands-down the best wedding party I've ever attended. Skating, food, drink and good times. Definitely starting their marriage off happy! (These two are other goalie buddies.)
June 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My 10yo daughter never plays with her dollhouse anymore. I'd hoped to raise the idea of giving it away. But now that she's seen the cat lounging on it, no chance it's going anywhere. #catsofbluesky #cats #pets #parenting
April 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My 10yo daughter never plays with her dollhouse anymore. I'd hoped to raise the idea of giving it away. But now that she's seen the cat lounging on it, no chance it's going anywhere. #catsofbluesky #cats #pets #parenting
This sequence is just complete madness -- a save, a loose puck bouncing off a teammate, clawing it away from the goal line. Just absolute craziness. #hockey #goalie #beerleaguehockey #hockeysky
March 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This sequence is just complete madness -- a save, a loose puck bouncing off a teammate, clawing it away from the goal line. Just absolute craziness. #hockey #goalie #beerleaguehockey #hockeysky
Making some saves on some 2-on-1 situations. Always fun! #hockey #hockeysky #goalie #goaliesky #beerleague
March 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Making some saves on some 2-on-1 situations. Always fun! #hockey #hockeysky #goalie #goaliesky #beerleague
Good news: I subbed for the top team in a local league against the worst team
Bad news: It was at 11:15 pm
Worse news: We had 1 sub & they had 8
Good news: I got to make a stupidly fun poke check and got away with it.
#hockey #beerleague #goalie
Bad news: It was at 11:15 pm
Worse news: We had 1 sub & they had 8
Good news: I got to make a stupidly fun poke check and got away with it.
#hockey #beerleague #goalie
February 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Good news: I subbed for the top team in a local league against the worst team
Bad news: It was at 11:15 pm
Worse news: We had 1 sub & they had 8
Good news: I got to make a stupidly fun poke check and got away with it.
#hockey #beerleague #goalie
Bad news: It was at 11:15 pm
Worse news: We had 1 sub & they had 8
Good news: I got to make a stupidly fun poke check and got away with it.
#hockey #beerleague #goalie
Man, this Revenge of the Nerds sequel kind of sucks ...
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Man, this Revenge of the Nerds sequel kind of sucks ...
February 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
4. This repeated itself multiple times, with me pitching it to help her retrieve the mouse. But the little mouse spotted salvation in the form of two didgeridoos in a corner behind our couch …
December 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
4. This repeated itself multiple times, with me pitching it to help her retrieve the mouse. But the little mouse spotted salvation in the form of two didgeridoos in a corner behind our couch …
THREAD: OK, fellow #cat people, I have a story for you. This involves my 9yo’s cat, Sugar, who has murdered 4 mice in the past few months. I thought I’d finally stopped the killing spree by patching the hole I suspected they entered from.
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
THREAD: OK, fellow #cat people, I have a story for you. This involves my 9yo’s cat, Sugar, who has murdered 4 mice in the past few months. I thought I’d finally stopped the killing spree by patching the hole I suspected they entered from.
While doing some research, I came across this horrifying line on the IRS website:
"The IRS generally performs a taint review of information submitted with the Form 21 ..."
I knew they were thorough, but that's taking it a bit far!
"The IRS generally performs a taint review of information submitted with the Form 21 ..."
I knew they were thorough, but that's taking it a bit far!
December 18, 2024 at 2:43 PM
While doing some research, I came across this horrifying line on the IRS website:
"The IRS generally performs a taint review of information submitted with the Form 21 ..."
I knew they were thorough, but that's taking it a bit far!
"The IRS generally performs a taint review of information submitted with the Form 21 ..."
I knew they were thorough, but that's taking it a bit far!
December 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
December 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM