Derek Lumb
@dereklumb.bsky.social
he/him - star trek, gay as in lgbtq, shit posting, lefty woke things
strict no fraternising with tories policy.
strict no fraternising with tories policy.
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Derek Lumb
@dereklumb.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I guess I should do an #introduction
#gay as in #queer very much believe in keeping the T in #LGBTQ
#leftwing #politics #freepalestine #fucktories
I've just guessed at hashtags - I'm not as combative as I seem and I delight in trying to make you laugh, so please be friends 🙏🏻
#nottingham based
#gay as in #queer very much believe in keeping the T in #LGBTQ
#leftwing #politics #freepalestine #fucktories
I've just guessed at hashtags - I'm not as combative as I seem and I delight in trying to make you laugh, so please be friends 🙏🏻
#nottingham based
it was a delight...
January 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
it was a delight...
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Gender critical Gay: I get called transphobic just for not dating trans men on Grindr!!!
Me: That's all you say?
Gender critical Gay: Yes!
Me: You politely say you're not interested?
Gender critical Gay: Yes...
Me: Nothing else?
Gender critical Gay: Well...
Me: That's all you say?
Gender critical Gay: Yes!
Me: You politely say you're not interested?
Gender critical Gay: Yes...
Me: Nothing else?
Gender critical Gay: Well...
a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them says say the line bart .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them says say the line bart .
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December 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Gender critical Gay: I get called transphobic just for not dating trans men on Grindr!!!
Me: That's all you say?
Gender critical Gay: Yes!
Me: You politely say you're not interested?
Gender critical Gay: Yes...
Me: Nothing else?
Gender critical Gay: Well...
Me: That's all you say?
Gender critical Gay: Yes!
Me: You politely say you're not interested?
Gender critical Gay: Yes...
Me: Nothing else?
Gender critical Gay: Well...
Tesco made £2.6B in profits last year and wrote to the chancellor saying they would struggle with the employer NI increase so this is absolutely correct behaviour - more people should be doing it
Going through the self service checkout I always put fruit and veg through as the cheapest variety of that fruit/veg. One apple shouldn't cost more than a different apple.
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Tesco made £2.6B in profits last year and wrote to the chancellor saying they would struggle with the employer NI increase so this is absolutely correct behaviour - more people should be doing it
I have become enough of a problem to a&e that I have been referred to the rapid intervention team for my gallbladder - have a consult today, so keep your fingers crossed I get a date to have my guts rearranged on the NHS 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
November 22, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I have become enough of a problem to a&e that I have been referred to the rapid intervention team for my gallbladder - have a consult today, so keep your fingers crossed I get a date to have my guts rearranged on the NHS 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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This is the sort of thing we should get excited about. Great work.
Before and After! 1,050 trees planted on a school in Oxford, with school kids, parents, teachers, corporate volunteers, and local celebrity Councillor @emilykerr36.bsky.social all creating this miniforest.
The kids were really excited about the planting, had loads of great questions. #Biodiversity
The kids were really excited about the planting, had loads of great questions. #Biodiversity
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
This is the sort of thing we should get excited about. Great work.
I would work round this by simply getting a different job
Work keeps tab on remote workers by using software that counts how much typing they do in working hours, to make sure they're not slacking. I have worked around this by using my sex machine to automatically poke my keyboard with its dildo attachment.
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I would work round this by simply getting a different job
my feeling when I see tuvix
November 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
my feeling when I see tuvix
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Share your favourite Voyager ep
Year of hell is excellent, I love it any time ST gets all up in time travel business, but for sheer unadulterated ST silliness (my favourite genre of episode) it's got to be Threshold
I want a follow up where they find the lizard babies and turn them human please
Year of hell is excellent, I love it any time ST gets all up in time travel business, but for sheer unadulterated ST silliness (my favourite genre of episode) it's got to be Threshold
I want a follow up where they find the lizard babies and turn them human please
November 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Share your favourite Voyager ep
Year of hell is excellent, I love it any time ST gets all up in time travel business, but for sheer unadulterated ST silliness (my favourite genre of episode) it's got to be Threshold
I want a follow up where they find the lizard babies and turn them human please
Year of hell is excellent, I love it any time ST gets all up in time travel business, but for sheer unadulterated ST silliness (my favourite genre of episode) it's got to be Threshold
I want a follow up where they find the lizard babies and turn them human please
woke sandwich fillings now
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
woke sandwich fillings now
the thing is, if farmers really wanted their children to avoid inheritance tax, they'd just give the farm to them much earlier and retire at 60 or so instead of holding on to it till they die 1/
If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.
If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 AM
the thing is, if farmers really wanted their children to avoid inheritance tax, they'd just give the farm to them much earlier and retire at 60 or so instead of holding on to it till they die 1/
who has watched the diplomat as I need to fan girl about this icon, and also gay gasp at the ending
November 19, 2024 at 11:21 AM
who has watched the diplomat as I need to fan girl about this icon, and also gay gasp at the ending
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🚱 Thames Water's water supply is “on a knife-edge” due to its failure to invest in essential infrastructure.
🤮 Meanwhile, the company has paid out £7.2bn in dividends over 32 years and its CEO is raking in up to £2.3m a year.
⌛️ It's time for the scam of privatisation to end.
🤮 Meanwhile, the company has paid out £7.2bn in dividends over 32 years and its CEO is raking in up to £2.3m a year.
⌛️ It's time for the scam of privatisation to end.
November 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
🚱 Thames Water's water supply is “on a knife-edge” due to its failure to invest in essential infrastructure.
🤮 Meanwhile, the company has paid out £7.2bn in dividends over 32 years and its CEO is raking in up to £2.3m a year.
⌛️ It's time for the scam of privatisation to end.
🤮 Meanwhile, the company has paid out £7.2bn in dividends over 32 years and its CEO is raking in up to £2.3m a year.
⌛️ It's time for the scam of privatisation to end.
gosh I'm tired this morning, wish I hadn't stayed up till 2.30 scrolling tiktok because I'm currently OBSESSED with Ariana and Cynthia on the press tour for wicked
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 AM
gosh I'm tired this morning, wish I hadn't stayed up till 2.30 scrolling tiktok because I'm currently OBSESSED with Ariana and Cynthia on the press tour for wicked
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The auld transphobic bots arrived. Just block, don't engage, and report.
They're oxygen thieves, and there's no room for them here :)
Support #Trans people - do the right thing :) xx
They're oxygen thieves, and there's no room for them here :)
Support #Trans people - do the right thing :) xx
a transgender flag with the words `` trans lives matter '' written on it
Alt: a transgender flag with the words `` trans lives matter '' written on it
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November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
The auld transphobic bots arrived. Just block, don't engage, and report.
They're oxygen thieves, and there's no room for them here :)
Support #Trans people - do the right thing :) xx
They're oxygen thieves, and there's no room for them here :)
Support #Trans people - do the right thing :) xx
I guess I should do an #introduction
#gay as in #queer very much believe in keeping the T in #LGBTQ
#leftwing #politics #freepalestine #fucktories
I've just guessed at hashtags - I'm not as combative as I seem and I delight in trying to make you laugh, so please be friends 🙏🏻
#nottingham based
#gay as in #queer very much believe in keeping the T in #LGBTQ
#leftwing #politics #freepalestine #fucktories
I've just guessed at hashtags - I'm not as combative as I seem and I delight in trying to make you laugh, so please be friends 🙏🏻
#nottingham based
November 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I guess I should do an #introduction
#gay as in #queer very much believe in keeping the T in #LGBTQ
#leftwing #politics #freepalestine #fucktories
I've just guessed at hashtags - I'm not as combative as I seem and I delight in trying to make you laugh, so please be friends 🙏🏻
#nottingham based
#gay as in #queer very much believe in keeping the T in #LGBTQ
#leftwing #politics #freepalestine #fucktories
I've just guessed at hashtags - I'm not as combative as I seem and I delight in trying to make you laugh, so please be friends 🙏🏻
#nottingham based
also very concerned that due to snow in Nottingham I'm gonna be waking up to inboxes full of snow pics when I'd prefer dick pics - praying the boys come through 🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 AM
also very concerned that due to snow in Nottingham I'm gonna be waking up to inboxes full of snow pics when I'd prefer dick pics - praying the boys come through 🙏🏻🙏🏻
earlier evri made my parcel appear four hours early and I felt like I'd been shunted into an alternate universe
November 19, 2024 at 12:35 AM
earlier evri made my parcel appear four hours early and I felt like I'd been shunted into an alternate universe
ok I started months ago then the other place kept dragging me back and obviously still is but I really wanna try here
gay stuff?
politics?
shitposts?
help me x
gay stuff?
politics?
shitposts?
help me x
November 19, 2024 at 12:30 AM
ok I started months ago then the other place kept dragging me back and obviously still is but I really wanna try here
gay stuff?
politics?
shitposts?
help me x
gay stuff?
politics?
shitposts?
help me x
ok I've signed up what is an easy way for me to find mutuals pls 🙏🏻
October 18, 2023 at 12:36 PM
ok I've signed up what is an easy way for me to find mutuals pls 🙏🏻