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@deeshoo.bsky.social
✅ you can also call me Dee (Mel is meh)
👩💻 software dev
🎹 covered a game music or two: https://ocremix.org/artist/4579/dhsu
🏳️⚧️ used to believe that I was a guy
👩❤️👩 in lesbians with https://bsky.app/profile/eveningbells.bsky.social
👩💻 software dev
🎹 covered a game music or two: https://ocremix.org/artist/4579/dhsu
🏳️⚧️ used to believe that I was a guy
👩❤️👩 in lesbians with https://bsky.app/profile/eveningbells.bsky.social
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
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This is exactly how wormholes work. This is how home fires happen.
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is exactly how wormholes work. This is how home fires happen.
okay this is just ridiculous
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
okay this is just ridiculous
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God the “guy who complains that it takes his girlfriend three hours to get ready” to “girl who takes three hours to get ready” pipeline is so real
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
God the “guy who complains that it takes his girlfriend three hours to get ready” to “girl who takes three hours to get ready” pipeline is so real
Meet The Parents rule 63 with genderbent Robert de Niro sporting absolutely massive honkers:
"I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me?"
"I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me?"
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Meet The Parents rule 63 with genderbent Robert de Niro sporting absolutely massive honkers:
"I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me?"
"I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me?"
I can't dude he chapped my lips!!
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I can't dude he chapped my lips!!
I haven't seen the new movie yet but I'm assuming this still applies
not gonna spoil anything for folks who've only seen the movie but can you imagine what sex must be like for Elphaba
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I haven't seen the new movie yet but I'm assuming this still applies
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[Aaron Burr - singing and dancing]
I would like to be in the room.
Mr. Burr, for the last time, you must remain behind the safety glass.
I would like to be in the room.
Mr. Burr, for the last time, you must remain behind the safety glass.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
[Aaron Burr - singing and dancing]
I would like to be in the room.
Mr. Burr, for the last time, you must remain behind the safety glass.
I would like to be in the room.
Mr. Burr, for the last time, you must remain behind the safety glass.
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I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️
met a cute girl last night. really friendly but kept trying to steal my tater tots
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
met a cute girl last night. really friendly but kept trying to steal my tater tots
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
jesus christ that's so much self-tan
Judge Jeanine just got embarrassed by Sandwich Guy!
@eggerdc.bsky.social takes a trip down memory lane in Morning Shots.
@eggerdc.bsky.social takes a trip down memory lane in Morning Shots.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
jesus christ that's so much self-tan
Have you been injured in an accident involving a falling anvil, or running into a wall that someone had painted to look like a tunnel? Call the attorneys at
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Have you been injured in an accident involving a falling anvil, or running into a wall that someone had painted to look like a tunnel? Call the attorneys at
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People just love introducing themselves to me right after I've gotten out of the bathroom. Folks can't get enough of that cold, not-quite-dry-yet handshake.
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
People just love introducing themselves to me right after I've gotten out of the bathroom. Folks can't get enough of that cold, not-quite-dry-yet handshake.
fuck, y'all were supposed to wake me up September ends. I have ADHD, I've slept though 18 alarms
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
fuck, y'all were supposed to wake me up September ends. I have ADHD, I've slept though 18 alarms
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I’ve seen so many people dunking on MAGA folks for suggesting Bad Bunny ought to be deported, or on ICE for saying they will be present at the Super Bowl. They say “Puerto Rico is part of the United States, dumbasses!“
This isn’t helpful. 🧵
This isn’t helpful. 🧵
October 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’ve seen so many people dunking on MAGA folks for suggesting Bad Bunny ought to be deported, or on ICE for saying they will be present at the Super Bowl. They say “Puerto Rico is part of the United States, dumbasses!“
This isn’t helpful. 🧵
This isn’t helpful. 🧵
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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what genius decided to call it estradiol valerate and not partially estrogenated vegetable oil
April 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what genius decided to call it estradiol valerate and not partially estrogenated vegetable oil
you think you don't have childhood trauma and then your gf excitedly suggests you could be a red flag on Crowd Control
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
you think you don't have childhood trauma and then your gf excitedly suggests you could be a red flag on Crowd Control
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today I learned that @surasshu.com has this massive blocklist for youtube channels that hock bullshit AI generated music, if you're like me and enjoy vapourwave you know it's a fuckin minefield out there so this helps TREMENDOUSLY
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
blocklist for AI music on youtube – surasshu
surasshu.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
today I learned that @surasshu.com has this massive blocklist for youtube channels that hock bullshit AI generated music, if you're like me and enjoy vapourwave you know it's a fuckin minefield out there so this helps TREMENDOUSLY
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
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Give folks their flowers
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Give folks their flowers
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
post u from a different era
September 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
post u from a different era
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i know two different people who started HRT this week.
THIS WEEK! In the middle of ALL THIS BULLSHIT TARGETING US.
they, like me, are fighting to stay alive.
that isn't nihilism. That's hope.
THIS WEEK! In the middle of ALL THIS BULLSHIT TARGETING US.
they, like me, are fighting to stay alive.
that isn't nihilism. That's hope.
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i know two different people who started HRT this week.
THIS WEEK! In the middle of ALL THIS BULLSHIT TARGETING US.
they, like me, are fighting to stay alive.
that isn't nihilism. That's hope.
THIS WEEK! In the middle of ALL THIS BULLSHIT TARGETING US.
they, like me, are fighting to stay alive.
that isn't nihilism. That's hope.
it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth