Loren Galloway Bowans
@dearloren.bsky.social
Gulf Coast Elitist
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When a guy starts trying to explain college sports to me
Y'all remember when Jeff Banks's girlfriend's monkey bit a kid
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Y'all remember when Jeff Banks's girlfriend's monkey bit a kid
Counterpoint:
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Counterpoint:
Kirk hates Lincoln Riley, confirmed
Another Iowa TD
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Kirk hates Lincoln Riley, confirmed
Oh man, the way this activated my Title IX Coordinator brain. You have the right to file a formal complaint and to receive supportive measures and resources, Bearcat!
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh man, the way this activated my Title IX Coordinator brain. You have the right to file a formal complaint and to receive supportive measures and resources, Bearcat!
DPS's finest!
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
DPS's finest!
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I simply need you to know that I had to pause the episode to collect myself after hearing "tu-bird-culosis"
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I simply need you to know that I had to pause the episode to collect myself after hearing "tu-bird-culosis"
Thinkin' about this...
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thinkin' about this...
Wooooo buddy, you wanna talk about a hollow credential?
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Wooooo buddy, you wanna talk about a hollow credential?
Blocked the punt *with his face*
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Blocked the punt *with his face*
Omg the girl behind Dan Quinn 💀
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Omg the girl behind Dan Quinn 💀
Meanwhile, over on Twitter, I'm being harassed by a hat company lol
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Meanwhile, over on Twitter, I'm being harassed by a hat company lol
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Both the Dodgers and Blue Jays have a lot to be proud of. That being said, the 2017 Houston Astros would beat both of these teams in four games (with cheating) and five games (without cheating).
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Both the Dodgers and Blue Jays have a lot to be proud of. That being said, the 2017 Houston Astros would beat both of these teams in four games (with cheating) and five games (without cheating).
Setting my clocks back to 2013
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Setting my clocks back to 2013
And that doesn't even include what they did to pay for Freeman's big fake teeth
Amazing what a team can accomplish when they max out every credit card, borrow against their home mortgage, and hit up slick Pete for a payday loan to buy a championship. Truly inspiring.
Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And that doesn't even include what they did to pay for Freeman's big fake teeth
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HELL YEAH, JAYS!
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
HELL YEAH, JAYS!
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Sucks that Toronto has to be in Canada and Dallas has to be in Texas.
Wish it was the other way around
Wish it was the other way around
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sucks that Toronto has to be in Canada and Dallas has to be in Texas.
Wish it was the other way around
Wish it was the other way around
One time, I criticized my former employer on Twitter, and then a few days later, my husband's boss was instructed to tell my husband (who still worked for the former employer) to get control of his wife
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
One time, I criticized my former employer on Twitter, and then a few days later, my husband's boss was instructed to tell my husband (who still worked for the former employer) to get control of his wife
Watching carpetbagging asswipes trample our best traditions 🙃
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Watching carpetbagging asswipes trample our best traditions 🙃
Texas Athletics is moving the Hellraisers out of the first row of the student section wtf lol
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Texas Athletics is moving the Hellraisers out of the first row of the student section wtf lol
I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU GEORGE
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU GEORGE
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