Loren Galloway Bowans
@dearloren.bsky.social
Gulf Coastal Elitist
Pinned
When a guy starts trying to explain college sports to me
I can tell I drank *just enough* at the staff happy hour because "all rats gotta die, even Master Splinter" made me tear up but did not make me cry
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I can tell I drank *just enough* at the staff happy hour because "all rats gotta die, even Master Splinter" made me tear up but did not make me cry
Reposted by Loren Galloway Bowans
Melania and Morbius double-feature
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Melania and Morbius double-feature
Это странно, что сериал «Пони» вызывает у меня немного тоски по Москве?
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Это странно, что сериал «Пони» вызывает у меня немного тоски по Москве?
[Trading in my old phone earlier]
Verizon guy: What's your number so I can look up the account
Me: Two-eight-one
Verizon guy: Three-three-oh?
Both of us and two other Verizon guys sitting at the desk: Eight-zero-zero-fo'
Verizon guy: What's your number so I can look up the account
Me: Two-eight-one
Verizon guy: Three-three-oh?
Both of us and two other Verizon guys sitting at the desk: Eight-zero-zero-fo'
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
[Trading in my old phone earlier]
Verizon guy: What's your number so I can look up the account
Me: Two-eight-one
Verizon guy: Three-three-oh?
Both of us and two other Verizon guys sitting at the desk: Eight-zero-zero-fo'
Verizon guy: What's your number so I can look up the account
Me: Two-eight-one
Verizon guy: Three-three-oh?
Both of us and two other Verizon guys sitting at the desk: Eight-zero-zero-fo'
Ben Kingsley is a treasure
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Ben Kingsley is a treasure
Sheriff Country sounds like a name SNL would come up to parody a network drama
January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Sheriff Country sounds like a name SNL would come up to parody a network drama
Coke Zero tallboy
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Coke Zero tallboy
NORMALIZE 👏 CRYING 👏 AT 👏 WORK 👏
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
NORMALIZE 👏 CRYING 👏 AT 👏 WORK 👏
I just wanna say, #JusticeForKeon and that I will not tolerate slander against my spiritual son
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I just wanna say, #JusticeForKeon and that I will not tolerate slander against my spiritual son
Quick Venn diagram of people who said we should pay college football players and people who are accusing Mark Cuban of buying Indiana a national title
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Quick Venn diagram of people who said we should pay college football players and people who are accusing Mark Cuban of buying Indiana a national title
Reposted by Loren Galloway Bowans
God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.
They did it, man. They actually fuckin' did it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
They did it, man. They actually fuckin' did it.
Reposted by Loren Galloway Bowans
SEC: “It’s hard to win a title in the current college football environment.”
Indiana University [rollerskating backward]: “It’s not that hard.”
Indiana University [rollerskating backward]: “It’s not that hard.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
SEC: “It’s hard to win a title in the current college football environment.”
Indiana University [rollerskating backward]: “It’s not that hard.”
Indiana University [rollerskating backward]: “It’s not that hard.”
YES... HA HA HA... YES!
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
YES... HA HA HA... YES!
You know who else put His body on the line?
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
You know who else put His body on the line?
How does Curt Cignetti deal with the back pain associated with carrying around those gargantuan balls
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
How does Curt Cignetti deal with the back pain associated with carrying around those gargantuan balls
HOLY SHIT DUDE
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
HOLY SHIT DUDE
One thing I like about Cignetti is that he looks like he's equally likely to do your taxes or stab you in the jugular
January 20, 2026 at 3:32 AM
One thing I like about Cignetti is that he looks like he's equally likely to do your taxes or stab you in the jugular
Chris Fowler out here giving away state secrets
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Chris Fowler out here giving away state secrets
Reposted by Loren Galloway Bowans
Wait, Indiana the *basketball* team
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Wait, Indiana the *basketball* team
Man, Tucker to LAD really stings
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Man, Tucker to LAD really stings
Sark to Bills, I'm hearing
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Sark to Bills, I'm hearing
Sean McDerm-out
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Sean McDerm-out