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Loren Galloway Bowans
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Go Bills
Sweet lil Winston snuggled up and taking a nap on a Buffalo Bills blanket
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Josh Allen: Only QB in NFL History
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Cute lil grey cat doing a weird thing where he puts his front legs through his Magic Organ toy and lays down
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Counterpoint:
7x Silver Slugger and 2x World Series Champion Jose Altuve staring daggers into the back of Donald Trump's head
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Texas DPS @txdps The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) is aware of the incident that occurred today during the Texas A&M football game. The DPS Trooper involved was sent home from the game. Our Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter. No additional information will be released at this time. 14:06 15 Nov 25
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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DPS's finest!
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Thinkin' about this...
Photo from a December 2015 article in The Alcalde where then-AD Mike Perrin is in the middle of the Hellraisers (in the old seats in the old south end zone, RIP those bleachers honestly ruled)
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Wooooo buddy, you wanna talk about a hollow credential?
University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg UATX will never change tuition. And we will never take government money. Here's why. Graduates spend decades shouldering debt for follow credentials. This debt influences every
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Lil grey kitty sleepin all weird
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Jim Carrey in the Mask / Freddie Freeman with his big weird fake teeth
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Pic of me with Ed Oliver and AJ Epenesa
Up close picture of my face, and Ed and AJ about forty yards away down on the field. Also I'm wearing the flying potato hat .
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Text messages: My mom: Did you record "The Craft" on Sling? Me: No, but that movie whips Mom: Skeptical emoji Me: [Picture of Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs, smiling all crazy] Mom: [Shocked emoji reaction to picture] Me: [Picture of Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs looking disapproving/disgusted] Mom: I might check it out Me: [Picture of Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs looking like the "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!" meme]
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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wint @dril issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My friend just sent me these two images, and I am WHEEZING
Aaron Judge Dinosaur (2000)
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Very tickled by this postmark
Postcard with a postmark that's a happy looking Weimaraner dog and the words "Dog Bite Awareness" with "#DogBiteAwareness" underneath
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Me normally / Me on October 1
Potoo bird with yellow eyes, derpin' out Great potoo with black eyes, mouth open in excitement for #spookyszn
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Targeting: How does it work?
ICP magnets meme
September 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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We did it! 2000 unique beers!
My Untappd profile, 2372 check-ins, 2000 unique beers
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Sweet lil grey kitty laying in some brown packing paper he stole out of a box
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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In my brain vs reality 😩
Stock photo of a white lady dressed all cozy, kickin' some fall leaves Highs in the upper 80s/low 90s for the next week
September 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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There are these really pretty bald cypress trees outside my office window, and their leaves are changing colors, and it looks so pretty and autumnal, and it keeps tricking me into thinking it's colder outside than it is
Pretty trees!
September 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Kind of wondering what's going on that's got P. Terry's so anxious to move these eggs
Coupon from P. Terry's advertising $2 egg burgers at locations tomorrow until 11 AM
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I hate to break it to you but
Cover of classic animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven, which I always thought was a children's movie until I watched it again as an adult about a year ago and wow was it darker than I remembered so now I'm not so sure if it was really for kids or if my mom just assumed it was for kids because it was a cartoon
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Texas, Texas, yeehaw
It me! With a Texas hat, a Texas Exes sticker, and a mini foam finger in the shape of the Hook 'Em hand sign 🤘
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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BEES!!!!
GO JACKETS
September 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM