deadmoofax
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why would you do this to me? in the hour. . . that I am stoned?
One must be parked until the super fancy only for like 3 bikes, BMW official fancy oil comes in for one of them. . .
Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.
Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.
June 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
One must be parked until the super fancy only for like 3 bikes, BMW official fancy oil comes in for one of them. . .
Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.
Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.
@jimsalter.bsky.social and the murder feline… binding or something
June 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@jimsalter.bsky.social and the murder feline… binding or something
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I used to think that vandalizing a Tesla should be a federal crime. But now I’m not so sure.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
June 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I used to think that vandalizing a Tesla should be a federal crime. But now I’m not so sure.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
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As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
June 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
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There is currently no snooty puffs sr, but i'll let y'all know if I can ever afford an electric bimmer, specifically something upper trim, and not an entry level model (even though the entry level is probably FINE, and prolly a bit overkill for my normal wants and needs)
@jimsalter.bsky.social and I out on scooty puffs jr and snooty puffs jr
May 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
There is currently no snooty puffs sr, but i'll let y'all know if I can ever afford an electric bimmer, specifically something upper trim, and not an entry level model (even though the entry level is probably FINE, and prolly a bit overkill for my normal wants and needs)
@jimsalter.bsky.social and I out on scooty puffs jr and snooty puffs jr
May 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@jimsalter.bsky.social and I out on scooty puffs jr and snooty puffs jr
hey, wasn't tiktok supposed to be owned by an american company by now?
May 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
hey, wasn't tiktok supposed to be owned by an american company by now?
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babbys first refuelin
May 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
babbys first refuelin
welp, it’s official…. per an older biker with a german accent at the shop… i was part of the future now
May 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
welp, it’s official…. per an older biker with a german accent at the shop… i was part of the future now
all I'mma say is if you hear two silent scooters riding round in this town, on a "what the hell, let's roll the dice" purchase from a Chinese supplier, and one from BMW. . . You're seeing me and @jimsalter.bsky.social and just be aware the mercenary sysadmin crew has arrived. . . and we're feral
May 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
all I'mma say is if you hear two silent scooters riding round in this town, on a "what the hell, let's roll the dice" purchase from a Chinese supplier, and one from BMW. . . You're seeing me and @jimsalter.bsky.social and just be aware the mercenary sysadmin crew has arrived. . . and we're feral
i guess i own this now… danged old ev scoot scoot
May 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i guess i own this now… danged old ev scoot scoot
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we all know this classic way
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
we all know this classic way
just cybergoth dancing in the network closet at 7am waiting for a switch to come back online
May 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
just cybergoth dancing in the network closet at 7am waiting for a switch to come back online
the ride into work is purty some mornings
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
the ride into work is purty some mornings
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yep… that’s the atlanta airport for ya
May 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
yep… that’s the atlanta airport for ya
au revoir paris, j’adore… hope to see y’all again… lets see how this all shakes the fuck out
May 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
au revoir paris, j’adore… hope to see y’all again… lets see how this all shakes the fuck out
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the topic of bam margera will cause white millennials to convene and elaborate on what makes the difference between help and enabling more than we do for most of our actual in real life going through shit friends
May 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the topic of bam margera will cause white millennials to convene and elaborate on what makes the difference between help and enabling more than we do for most of our actual in real life going through shit friends
looks like plenty o empty seats on the long haul flight back… and smoking? in aeroporr? OUI MONSIEUR
May 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
looks like plenty o empty seats on the long haul flight back… and smoking? in aeroporr? OUI MONSIEUR
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ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair
ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired
BRAIN: okay okay sheesh
ME:
BLADDER: oh hey guys
BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair
ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired
BRAIN: okay okay sheesh
ME:
BLADDER: oh hey guys
May 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair
ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired
BRAIN: okay okay sheesh
ME:
BLADDER: oh hey guys
BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair
ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired
BRAIN: okay okay sheesh
ME:
BLADDER: oh hey guys
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i just heard the new pope speaking on the phone to his brother in Chicago.
So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.
So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.
May 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i just heard the new pope speaking on the phone to his brother in Chicago.
So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.
So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.
i mean the french havent been either… but hey, they seem to let those unhoused just live in peace most the time… while americans out here making it illegal to simply exist outside out the given system
just over here chilling by the bastille monument… wondering when the americans will understand they’ve never been “free”
May 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i mean the french havent been either… but hey, they seem to let those unhoused just live in peace most the time… while americans out here making it illegal to simply exist outside out the given system