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David Wheels
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Boomer. LFC fan
Trump says Russia will halt attacks on Kiev and other major cities across Ukraine for a fortnight.
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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The BBC's decision to put its news content behind a paywall for American audiences is an astonishing own goal at such an important moment. New motto: "Nation shall speak peace unto Nation, but only when they pay 50 bucks for the first year".
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BBC2 Newsnight.
Jacob Reese Mogg, stating categorically he’s not joining Reform. Although he did have his fingers crossed.
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
#GirlsOwnCC
So, that’s 4 Dover Soul, 3 Filet Mignon and another bottle of rum for the captain
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Except for a man dressed in a floral beach shirt, baggy shorts a beanie hat and flip-flops he looked a weekend kind of guy. His name was Saturday youngest son of Friday.
To be continued.
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
What if ?
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Trump at Davros
“Apparently, America won the war”
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Republicans
I saw the Grand Old Party howl in neon halls,
cash-baptized saints selling freedom,
flags flapping over empty pockets,
truth gagged by donors,
democracy pawned for clicks and crumbs.
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Trump threatens to increase prices by another 10% for US consumers and businesses, by putting up tariffs for countries supporting Greenland and Denmark’s sovereignty. The man’s a Genius.
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Comrade Charles
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Che Slott
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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The White House has removed the incontinence alarm from Donald’s mattress. He has now been awarded the No Bell Piss Prize. #LunchPun
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Drift off to sleep, with the soothing sounds of the shipping forecast, hopefully.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Pssst!
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Should I book a holiday somewhere warm and sunny
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Last night in my dream
I saw your face again
We were there in the sun
On a white sandy beach
Ooh-ooh, of Hawaii

The sound of the ocean
Soothes my restless soul
The sound of the ocean
Rocks me all night long
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
How did I end up here?
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Nick Abbot’s bingo card grimly accurate.
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Reposted by David Wheels
Every imperial power drums up paranoid fears to justify aggression and expansion. If one excuse looks too ridiculous to attempt, another will always be found.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Time to buy that FM radio and plenty of batteries, stock up on toilet rolls, Spam and chunky Kitkat bars.
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“ The 5th day of Christmas, saw Mam come up with her final turkey dish of the year. Neville proposed a toast , to both Mam and the turkey, everyone cheered and with the promise of tomorrow’s sausage and mash make short work of Mam’s final creation of the year”.

#NewAlanBennettmonologues
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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My magnificent oak friend

I walked an eight mile round trip to say hello today. Why?

A tree that has been the only living constant over 400 years deserves the effort
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Merry Christmas, if that's the word. Still, better than being out in the cold. #NewAlanBennettMonologue
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Sad times, I'll be cracking an egg in to my bath tonight in tribute
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...
Singer Chris Rea dies age 74
Rea was known for a string of hits including Driving Home For Christmas.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by David Wheels
A silence settles on ancient woodland at sunset

The birds, already singing in hushed tones, go quiet as the shadows lengthen

Any noise at all now alerts the senses of every living thing. The atmosphere is somewhat electric

It is my favourite time
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM