Trump says Russia will halt attacks on Kiev and other major cities across Ukraine for a fortnight.
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Trump says Russia will halt attacks on Kiev and other major cities across Ukraine for a fortnight.
Trump at Davros
“Apparently, America won the war”
“Apparently, America won the war”
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Trump at Davros
“Apparently, America won the war”
“Apparently, America won the war”
Drift off to sleep, with the soothing sounds of the shipping forecast, hopefully.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Drift off to sleep, with the soothing sounds of the shipping forecast, hopefully.
Should I book a holiday somewhere warm and sunny
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Should I book a holiday somewhere warm and sunny
Last night in my dream
I saw your face again
We were there in the sun
On a white sandy beach
Ooh-ooh, of Hawaii
The sound of the ocean
Soothes my restless soul
The sound of the ocean
Rocks me all night long
I saw your face again
We were there in the sun
On a white sandy beach
Ooh-ooh, of Hawaii
The sound of the ocean
Soothes my restless soul
The sound of the ocean
Rocks me all night long
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Last night in my dream
I saw your face again
We were there in the sun
On a white sandy beach
Ooh-ooh, of Hawaii
The sound of the ocean
Soothes my restless soul
The sound of the ocean
Rocks me all night long
I saw your face again
We were there in the sun
On a white sandy beach
Ooh-ooh, of Hawaii
The sound of the ocean
Soothes my restless soul
The sound of the ocean
Rocks me all night long
How did I end up here?
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
How did I end up here?
Dear Grunt, sorry about the late reply, my flux capacitated needs a new second hand. Here’s my toilet, you could use the servants, lavythough if you’re desperate. In which case I reserve the right to call you Dan, desperate Dan
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear Grunt, sorry about the late reply, my flux capacitated needs a new second hand. Here’s my toilet, you could use the servants, lavythough if you’re desperate. In which case I reserve the right to call you Dan, desperate Dan
Edward Wadsworth, the artist associated with the WW1 dazzle ships.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Edward Wadsworth, the artist associated with the WW1 dazzle ships.
No can’t stand Coronation Street ether, the storylines would never happen in real life.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No can’t stand Coronation Street ether, the storylines would never happen in real life.
Orange skin glows bright,
Tweet storms rage at every slight,
Thin hide cracks like ice.
Tweet storms rage at every slight,
Thin hide cracks like ice.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Orange skin glows bright,
Tweet storms rage at every slight,
Thin hide cracks like ice.
Tweet storms rage at every slight,
Thin hide cracks like ice.
Look upon my garden gate a snail is what it is.
First, there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First, there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Look upon my garden gate a snail is what it is.
First, there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First, there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
Don’t undo his zip
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don’t undo his zip
There was no speed limit
On the Nevada state line
The air was red wine
On those top down nights
Just you and me
My old rollarskate
And the common sense
To know our rights
On the Nevada state line
The air was red wine
On those top down nights
Just you and me
My old rollarskate
And the common sense
To know our rights
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There was no speed limit
On the Nevada state line
The air was red wine
On those top down nights
Just you and me
My old rollarskate
And the common sense
To know our rights
On the Nevada state line
The air was red wine
On those top down nights
Just you and me
My old rollarskate
And the common sense
To know our rights
There was this giant moth at the wheel of a ship carrying hundreds of kitten, suddenly it saw a lighthouse
September 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There was this giant moth at the wheel of a ship carrying hundreds of kitten, suddenly it saw a lighthouse
Musk supporting Tommy Robinson. Meanwhile in the US political assassinations, thousands of gun crimes a year, troops on the streets of the big cities. People deported without due process, judges removed from office. All from a President who wears make up
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Musk supporting Tommy Robinson. Meanwhile in the US political assassinations, thousands of gun crimes a year, troops on the streets of the big cities. People deported without due process, judges removed from office. All from a President who wears make up
I may have miss judged Che Farage
September 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I may have miss judged Che Farage
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff
September 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff
Chestnut Mare
Always alone
Never with a herd
Prettiest mare I've ever seen
You'll have to take my word
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
Always alone
Never with a herd
Prettiest mare I've ever seen
You'll have to take my word
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
September 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Chestnut Mare
Always alone
Never with a herd
Prettiest mare I've ever seen
You'll have to take my word
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
Always alone
Never with a herd
Prettiest mare I've ever seen
You'll have to take my word
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
Oh, the rising of the Sun and the running of the deer. Christmas is around the corner folks
August 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh, the rising of the Sun and the running of the deer. Christmas is around the corner folks