David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjalbertgames.ca
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
Looking to hire an experienced game dev? I'm open for work! Check out my portfolio: https://davidjalbertgames.ca/portfolio
Looking to hire an experienced game dev? I'm open for work! Check out my portfolio: https://davidjalbertgames.ca/portfolio
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David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjalbertgames.ca
· Aug 22
"Why am I addicted to this shit?" I say, as I keep scrolling.
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January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Also; the stock market is a terrible way to assess a company's actual worth. Nvidia's stock rose by a factor of 10 since 5 years ago. Sure, it'll drop slightly when they seriously fuck up, but it's always temporary and goes back up soon after.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Also; the stock market is a terrible way to assess a company's actual worth. Nvidia's stock rose by a factor of 10 since 5 years ago. Sure, it'll drop slightly when they seriously fuck up, but it's always temporary and goes back up soon after.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
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The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
I'm having kind of a mental breakdown these days, but I'm still working on that plane controller... and reconsidering that pilotwings-like game I gave up on last year.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm having kind of a mental breakdown these days, but I'm still working on that plane controller... and reconsidering that pilotwings-like game I gave up on last year.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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Me: chat is this real
chat: miaou~
chat: miaou~
January 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Me: chat is this real
chat: miaou~
chat: miaou~
This is so interesting, because I had this idea at the back of my mind to do something similar once I get better at working with electronics, like making cartridges using sd cards on custom-made circuit boards that basically just oversizes them.
This is the kind of things that make me happy 😊
This is the kind of things that make me happy 😊
I found this video a while ago and it's super cool
I love how the cartridges are basically oversized SD cards with an autorun, super fun and clever use of the technology since it already exists and is battle tested
I love how the cartridges are basically oversized SD cards with an autorun, super fun and clever use of the technology since it already exists and is battle tested
I built the ultimate retro mini PC (it uses game cartridges!)
YouTube video by abe's projects
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This is so interesting, because I had this idea at the back of my mind to do something similar once I get better at working with electronics, like making cartridges using sd cards on custom-made circuit boards that basically just oversizes them.
This is the kind of things that make me happy 😊
This is the kind of things that make me happy 😊
I wanted to play The Witcher 3 for a long time, but I first wanted to know about the story since the 3 games are linked. The problem is, I couldn't get into the gameplay of The Witcher 1.
I should watch a primer on Youtube instead. Like "Last time on Dragonb- I mean The Witcher!~"
I should watch a primer on Youtube instead. Like "Last time on Dragonb- I mean The Witcher!~"
i started playing the witcher 3 as a study game.
i try to be receptive to many aspects of games, noting things i feel various ways about. and with study games i can often be spurred to think along interesting lines by combinations which i don't necessarily find myself drawn to.
i try to be receptive to many aspects of games, noting things i feel various ways about. and with study games i can often be spurred to think along interesting lines by combinations which i don't necessarily find myself drawn to.
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I wanted to play The Witcher 3 for a long time, but I first wanted to know about the story since the 3 games are linked. The problem is, I couldn't get into the gameplay of The Witcher 1.
I should watch a primer on Youtube instead. Like "Last time on Dragonb- I mean The Witcher!~"
I should watch a primer on Youtube instead. Like "Last time on Dragonb- I mean The Witcher!~"
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
There should be more games inspired by avant-garde stage design.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There should be more games inspired by avant-garde stage design.
The Sad Trombone Karl vs Sky Marchini debacle is exactly, precisely why social media was a mistake. Nobody can just be normal for a minute.
Fuck if I know where else I could talk about my dumb indie games though.
Fuck if I know where else I could talk about my dumb indie games though.
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Sad Trombone Karl vs Sky Marchini debacle is exactly, precisely why social media was a mistake. Nobody can just be normal for a minute.
Fuck if I know where else I could talk about my dumb indie games though.
Fuck if I know where else I could talk about my dumb indie games though.
Two thoughts;
1. Why indeed lol
2. It's mid, Tom Nook has bigger balls than that. You gotta pump those numbers up!
1. Why indeed lol
2. It's mid, Tom Nook has bigger balls than that. You gotta pump those numbers up!
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Two thoughts;
1. Why indeed lol
2. It's mid, Tom Nook has bigger balls than that. You gotta pump those numbers up!
1. Why indeed lol
2. It's mid, Tom Nook has bigger balls than that. You gotta pump those numbers up!
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me, an evil game developer: who cares about what the player wants
If you asked a nation of games developers whether it's rude to "assume you understand what the player wants more than the player does", you would spark a civil war.
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
me, an evil game developer: who cares about what the player wants
It's cool (/s) how you can post robot slop and pass it for educational material on facebook, and there's no consequences whatsoever. They have 300k+ followers and zero comments... gee I wonder why.
Hopefully I don't need to explain why you shouldn't wire your circuit like in the graphic.
Hopefully I don't need to explain why you shouldn't wire your circuit like in the graphic.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It's cool (/s) how you can post robot slop and pass it for educational material on facebook, and there's no consequences whatsoever. They have 300k+ followers and zero comments... gee I wonder why.
Hopefully I don't need to explain why you shouldn't wire your circuit like in the graphic.
Hopefully I don't need to explain why you shouldn't wire your circuit like in the graphic.
I swear to god, it's everyday with this shit.
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I swear to god, it's everyday with this shit.
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Uber eats (most probably) whistleblower exposing how evil these corps really are
Spoiler: its even worst than you think
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
Spoiler: its even worst than you think
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
From the confession community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the confession community
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January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Uber eats (most probably) whistleblower exposing how evil these corps really are
Spoiler: its even worst than you think
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
Spoiler: its even worst than you think
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
My ultimate end goal is to get so good and successful at making games that I can justify hiring Kenji Kawai to produce the soundtrack for one.
Kenji Kawai - Mezame no Hakobune - 百禽 HYAKKIN
YouTube video by auchandy
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January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
My ultimate end goal is to get so good and successful at making games that I can justify hiring Kenji Kawai to produce the soundtrack for one.
"I'll never finish that novel, I never write anything, guess it's not for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go ahead and write the entirety of Pride and Prejudice on my social media."
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
"I'll never finish that novel, I never write anything, guess it's not for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go ahead and write the entirety of Pride and Prejudice on my social media."
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Indie dev friends, here's my 2025 Financial Report for Dev's Games!
A breakdown of my profits, expenses, costs, sales, wishlists, etc. for my indie game dev business in 2025! I also talk a bit on my approaches to sustainability/transparency too.
Check it out: devonwiersma.github.io/Devs-Games-2...
A breakdown of my profits, expenses, costs, sales, wishlists, etc. for my indie game dev business in 2025! I also talk a bit on my approaches to sustainability/transparency too.
Check it out: devonwiersma.github.io/Devs-Games-2...
Dev’s Games 2025 Financials Report
Another year has come to pass, which means it’s time to update with the 2025 Dev’s Games Financials Report and show you how much money my games made (and how much I lost) this year!
devonwiersma.github.io
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Indie dev friends, here's my 2025 Financial Report for Dev's Games!
A breakdown of my profits, expenses, costs, sales, wishlists, etc. for my indie game dev business in 2025! I also talk a bit on my approaches to sustainability/transparency too.
Check it out: devonwiersma.github.io/Devs-Games-2...
A breakdown of my profits, expenses, costs, sales, wishlists, etc. for my indie game dev business in 2025! I also talk a bit on my approaches to sustainability/transparency too.
Check it out: devonwiersma.github.io/Devs-Games-2...
Great minds think alike lol
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Great minds think alike lol
So apparently in Japanese, when you want to say hello, you say "Ohio". Does that mean that when you want to say goodbye, you say "Michigan"?
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
So apparently in Japanese, when you want to say hello, you say "Ohio". Does that mean that when you want to say goodbye, you say "Michigan"?
I would legit love owning that cap (lol no cap frfr).
I'd wear it when I go fishing. But I hate fishing so most likely I'd wear it to a gay club instead.
I'd wear it when I go fishing. But I hate fishing so most likely I'd wear it to a gay club instead.
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I would legit love owning that cap (lol no cap frfr).
I'd wear it when I go fishing. But I hate fishing so most likely I'd wear it to a gay club instead.
I'd wear it when I go fishing. But I hate fishing so most likely I'd wear it to a gay club instead.
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🎵 GUMMY BEARS
WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS
CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR
THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?
WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS
CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR
THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
🎵 GUMMY BEARS
WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS
CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR
THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?
WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS
CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR
THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026 BEFORE I FORGET!!
It's been a crazy year for me, but I know more than ever where I'm going. 2026 is going to be productive! I will;
- Create Unity assets; plane controller, car race system, fps template.
- Make & release My Friend's Apartment.
- Start work on Extraneum 2 👀💦
It's been a crazy year for me, but I know more than ever where I'm going. 2026 is going to be productive! I will;
- Create Unity assets; plane controller, car race system, fps template.
- Make & release My Friend's Apartment.
- Start work on Extraneum 2 👀💦
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026 BEFORE I FORGET!!
It's been a crazy year for me, but I know more than ever where I'm going. 2026 is going to be productive! I will;
- Create Unity assets; plane controller, car race system, fps template.
- Make & release My Friend's Apartment.
- Start work on Extraneum 2 👀💦
It's been a crazy year for me, but I know more than ever where I'm going. 2026 is going to be productive! I will;
- Create Unity assets; plane controller, car race system, fps template.
- Make & release My Friend's Apartment.
- Start work on Extraneum 2 👀💦