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Got a fever. Had a brilliant plan: steal @davidbofinger.bsky.social's identity, including his Blue Sky account. Told concierge at my block of units I'd left my keys and ID inside, social engineered her into letting me in. Not much to steal, the guy lives like a pig...
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I would like the secret masters of #typesetting to tell me how deleting a letter moves the word to the next line.
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I found out about CDK, which the rest of you probably heard about ages back. www.facebook.com/reel/1617475...
6.1M views · 128K reactions | CDK just showcased this absolute masterpiece! 🔥😲🙌🏼 World Of Dance Eindhoven 2024 | World of Dance
CDK just showcased this absolute masterpiece! 🔥😲🙌🏼 World Of Dance Eindhoven 2024
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October 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
When I read the script for #shakespeare 's #MuchAdoAboutNothing I now hear Benedick's lines in #MattBerry's voice. I think #Krapopolis is principally to blame.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Australia didn't become independent all at once. But the single most important event was ratification of the Westminster conference, 73 years ago today. After this Britain can't make legislation for Australia, and Australia has its own ambassadors and foreign policy. #notfederation
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trump thinks he can do any job better than experts, whether that's medicine or economics or golf. Essentially he thinks he's Barbie.
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People who think Israel's bombing of Qatar is a mistake have I think forgotten that Israel's interests and Netanyahu's interests don't align. The moment the emergency ends Netanyahu is off to court and then prison.
September 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When are we likely to know the dates for #dinoconuk 2026? In particular how they relate to the total solar eclipse in Spain, on August 12.
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
With Ozzy Osbourne bat decapitations no longer to be feared only two defences remain against Dracula's return.
July 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My phone has started giving me advertisements for the real estate agent who sold me my home.
July 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The winner of this year's @aptshadow.bsky.social #AlienClay award for creepiest organism assembled out of semi-independent overly plastic parts is #MyakuMyaku, the mascot for the Osaka Expo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myaku-M....
Myaku-Myaku - Wikipedia
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June 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Trump has asked for soldiers who agree with him and have a particular look he thinks desirable to be seated for the cameras. He's basically one step from creating the guards regiment of Frederick the Great, where all the soldiers were tall and had moustaches.
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Deform the police. (rural Korea)
June 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In Sydney someone might point out shopping by saying there is a shopping mall. In Seoul someone indicated shopping by saying that the density of shopping malls was unusually high in that area.
June 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Did anyone have Elon Musk = Yevgeny Prigozhin on their bingo card?
June 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In the West institutions draw sharp boundaries. To pass this point you must have a ticket, or must buy the goods you have selected. In Korea things bleed more. Here is a shopping mall, that's a piece of another shop and those people are buying ice cream and sit over here but in between...
June 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
In Seoul and haven't had this bad an experience with GPS in decades. Slow to acquire, bounces about, tells me I'm on the other side of a six lane highway. My mind seeks mostly implausible explanations...
June 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mud loach taste better than they sound.
Actually they don't taste of much at all.
June 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Bought gimbap from a hole in the wall place in Incheon. Thought it was 1,000 won for one, but actually it was 7,000 won for a tray of 10...
June 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
As usual my hotel in Korea is 2 star. Again as usual that means my fire escape involves a rope, an abseiling device and a fifth storey window.
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The authorities are spoilsports, intent on preventing anyone from reenacting iconic scenes from Titanic. (Incheon, South Korea)
May 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Korean Air gives us disposable house slippers to wear around the cabin. Nobody in the rear half of the 777-300 uses them. Then as I'm walking out through the front half they're underfoot everywhere, it's majority adoption. ...
May 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
booking.com helpfully offers an "upgrade". It's exactly the same except it allows smoking and is more expensive. Non-smoking was a requirement in my original search.
May 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I don't know why #Thunderbolts is getting so much praise. Not actively bad, just a bit tiresome and paint by numbers. I couldn't help feeling if someone gives you Pugh + Kurylenko + Louis-Dreyfus you ought to able to make a better film than that.
May 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Australian opposition leader #ofDutton, who frequently says stupid harmful things (e.g. about immigration) and gets away with it, said something sensible about the #Hunter Valley's prospective economic problems and is being flayed for it. The justice is I suppose poetic.
April 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM