David Mitchell
@davidalanmitch5.bsky.social
Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics.
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Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙
Also on Threads, same username
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Perfectly perfect in every way.
Gavin Newsom Just One-Upped Trump's 'Perfect' MRI Results With A Trolling Memo From His Own 'Doctor'
www.comicsands.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Perfectly perfect in every way.
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This is the correct takeaway from that reporting, yes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This is the correct takeaway from that reporting, yes.
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Not sure what’s gonna get Mr. piggy first, the Epstein files or the fact that he’s dying from the inside out.
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Not sure what’s gonna get Mr. piggy first, the Epstein files or the fact that he’s dying from the inside out.
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The DOJ now claims to be reviewing 5.2 million pages of Jeffrey Epstein files.
Meanwhile someone in the files is manipulating how fast they go and what 'review' means.
Meanwhile someone in the files is manipulating how fast they go and what 'review' means.
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The DOJ now claims to be reviewing 5.2 million pages of Jeffrey Epstein files.
Meanwhile someone in the files is manipulating how fast they go and what 'review' means.
Meanwhile someone in the files is manipulating how fast they go and what 'review' means.
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I really hate game build games that are like "and this starter build comes online after you have beaten the game and the end credits roll, now you can kill anything with this unlocked ability and nothing is left to do in the game"
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I really hate game build games that are like "and this starter build comes online after you have beaten the game and the end credits roll, now you can kill anything with this unlocked ability and nothing is left to do in the game"
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In case you were wondering about the significant number of redactions in the Epstein Files, FBI agents averaged almost $1,000 of overtime in the 6 days they reviewed them.
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In case you were wondering about the significant number of redactions in the Epstein Files, FBI agents averaged almost $1,000 of overtime in the 6 days they reviewed them.
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Happy New Year, humans. This year we take the fight to them.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Happy New Year, humans. This year we take the fight to them.
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It has been reported that some Epstein Documents are being disappeared or removed by the DOJ in violation to the court order.
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It has been reported that some Epstein Documents are being disappeared or removed by the DOJ in violation to the court order.
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"If people stopped spending their money on evil corporations, those corporations would go out of business."
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"If people stopped spending their money on evil corporations, those corporations would go out of business."
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Trumpsters claiming they voted for his economic policies remind me of when men would claim they read Playboy for the articles.
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Trumpsters claiming they voted for his economic policies remind me of when men would claim they read Playboy for the articles.
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I once had a neighbor steal my paper and lie to me about it.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I once had a neighbor steal my paper and lie to me about it.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
My mother decided she wants to watch the New Year’s Day concert. It lasts for two and a half hours.
Please save me.😱
Please save me.😱
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
My mother decided she wants to watch the New Year’s Day concert. It lasts for two and a half hours.
Please save me.😱
Please save me.😱
The Botanic Gardens in Edinburgh have a lovely, well-maintained public space and a very nice cafe, if slightly pricey. However, my mother has noticed that some of the food is uncovered. It is sitting out to the air and every person who might sneeze on it.
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
The Botanic Gardens in Edinburgh have a lovely, well-maintained public space and a very nice cafe, if slightly pricey. However, my mother has noticed that some of the food is uncovered. It is sitting out to the air and every person who might sneeze on it.
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#HotTake Epstein is not the biggest story by a long shot. It's a giant distraction. Trump, at the least, is actively protecting pedophiles. End of Story.
Trump should be impeached today. He's taken bribes openly. He's committed murder. Both of those we can easily prove.
Trump should be impeached today. He's taken bribes openly. He's committed murder. Both of those we can easily prove.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
#HotTake Epstein is not the biggest story by a long shot. It's a giant distraction. Trump, at the least, is actively protecting pedophiles. End of Story.
Trump should be impeached today. He's taken bribes openly. He's committed murder. Both of those we can easily prove.
Trump should be impeached today. He's taken bribes openly. He's committed murder. Both of those we can easily prove.
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I’ll never ever believe that Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris lost their elections and Jack Smith’s damning testimony only helps to cement that for me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’ll never ever believe that Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris lost their elections and Jack Smith’s damning testimony only helps to cement that for me.
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I can't do another year of this soul-crushing cruelty and stupidity.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I can't do another year of this soul-crushing cruelty and stupidity.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
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America, how long? How long are we going to tolerate an insane leader, a compromised Congress and a corrupt Supreme Court? How long?
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
America, how long? How long are we going to tolerate an insane leader, a compromised Congress and a corrupt Supreme Court? How long?
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Mar-a-Lago spa employees allegedly warned one another about Epstein after he exposed himself during appointments and pressured at least one for sex.
Spa Worker's Accusation Got Jeffrey Epstein Banned From Mar-A-Lago Spa, Report Says
Mar-a-Lago spa employees allegedly warned one another about Epstein after he exposed himself during appointments and pressured at least one for sex.
www.forbes.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mar-a-Lago spa employees allegedly warned one another about Epstein after he exposed himself during appointments and pressured at least one for sex.
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Trump isn’t loyal to his base or the Republican Party. He’s loyal to Trump. His goal is to keep his name in the headlines and monetize it for as long as possible. Anyone who expected him to deliver on promises misunderstood who he’s always been.
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump isn’t loyal to his base or the Republican Party. He’s loyal to Trump. His goal is to keep his name in the headlines and monetize it for as long as possible. Anyone who expected him to deliver on promises misunderstood who he’s always been.
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So, they just aren’t releasing any more Epstein files and hope we don’t notice?
Is that the game?
Dumb.
Is that the game?
Dumb.
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So, they just aren’t releasing any more Epstein files and hope we don’t notice?
Is that the game?
Dumb.
Is that the game?
Dumb.
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He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent.
This isn’t complicated.
This isn’t complicated.
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent.
This isn’t complicated.
This isn’t complicated.
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Loser Mike Johnson hopes we forgot about extending ACA tax credits while he was on Christmas vacation.
Let’s make it very clear how wrong he is:
Let’s make it very clear how wrong he is:
Tell Congress: Demand Speaker Johnson hold a vote IMMEDIATELY on the ACA tax credit extension
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Loser Mike Johnson hopes we forgot about extending ACA tax credits while he was on Christmas vacation.
Let’s make it very clear how wrong he is:
Let’s make it very clear how wrong he is:
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