David Mitchell
@davidalanmitch5.bsky.social
Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics.
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Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙
Also on Threads, same username
I haven’t found a good time to say this, but this seems like a good time.
Donald Trump has all the class and grace of a hippopotamus on roller skates.
Donald Trump has all the class and grace of a hippopotamus on roller skates.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I haven’t found a good time to say this, but this seems like a good time.
Donald Trump has all the class and grace of a hippopotamus on roller skates.
Donald Trump has all the class and grace of a hippopotamus on roller skates.
What is really needed is some time travel to redo some elections, like every Democrat who dropped the ball and last year’s election.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What is really needed is some time travel to redo some elections, like every Democrat who dropped the ball and last year’s election.
Projection, much?
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Projection, much?
More so if you get off, only to realise you left your laptop on the train.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
More so if you get off, only to realise you left your laptop on the train.
Thank God, we’re getting something right.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thank God, we’re getting something right.
Join ICE, become Mr Universe?
Not likely.
Not likely.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Join ICE, become Mr Universe?
Not likely.
Not likely.
Ok, could have studied the taxonomy more.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok, could have studied the taxonomy more.
I suddenly realise what this reminds me of. The bit from that South Park game where you give all your money to the bank and then they tell you it’s gone, without a hint of surprise or shame.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I suddenly realise what this reminds me of. The bit from that South Park game where you give all your money to the bank and then they tell you it’s gone, without a hint of surprise or shame.
The entire argument behind the tariffs was that it would make money. Money that could be reinvested. Yes, I’m well aware all of that was a complete lie. However, it’s still “it’s all gone!” is kind of bold, even for him.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The entire argument behind the tariffs was that it would make money. Money that could be reinvested. Yes, I’m well aware all of that was a complete lie. However, it’s still “it’s all gone!” is kind of bold, even for him.
Read this at school, really enjoyed it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Read this at school, really enjoyed it.
I’m not happy reading any of that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m not happy reading any of that.