David Mitchell
@davidalanmitch5.bsky.social
Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics.
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I set myself a challenge and put these together:
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I set myself a challenge and put these together:
If I were any good at memes, I’d lift Donnie out of this picture and put him next to a series of other disasters, like car crashes, volcanic eruptions, hurricanes etc. I just see the comedic potential here.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
If I were any good at memes, I’d lift Donnie out of this picture and put him next to a series of other disasters, like car crashes, volcanic eruptions, hurricanes etc. I just see the comedic potential here.
I thought I’d post this old meme as it seemed particularly relevant this week.
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I thought I’d post this old meme as it seemed particularly relevant this week.
No way this is going to go wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No way this is going to go wrong.
Style advice from the guy who wears the flag as a suit.
October 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Style advice from the guy who wears the flag as a suit.
This ought to be pointed out to Republicans, yes?
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This ought to be pointed out to Republicans, yes?
Went out this evening and saw a beautiful sunset sky. Don’t often go out at that hour, in fact it’s been raining all day. I kind of wish whole days could be lit in pink.
October 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Went out this evening and saw a beautiful sunset sky. Don’t often go out at that hour, in fact it’s been raining all day. I kind of wish whole days could be lit in pink.
Could she mention a few of these people?
October 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Could she mention a few of these people?
Could be something in that. Someone should tell these lads, no-one wants to date a 1950’s jock.
There’s a reason this guy was mostly single in all the movies.
There’s a reason this guy was mostly single in all the movies.
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Could be something in that. Someone should tell these lads, no-one wants to date a 1950’s jock.
There’s a reason this guy was mostly single in all the movies.
There’s a reason this guy was mostly single in all the movies.
They’re really starting to insult our intelligence with this. Is every shooter going to have some manifesto-esque material handy for the official statement. Is there an office printer at the FBI going full speed, printing these out for the next few times it happens?
September 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re really starting to insult our intelligence with this. Is every shooter going to have some manifesto-esque material handy for the official statement. Is there an office printer at the FBI going full speed, printing these out for the next few times it happens?
If Colbert and Kimmel aren’t doing anything in three and a half years, perhaps they should take a run at the White House.
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If Colbert and Kimmel aren’t doing anything in three and a half years, perhaps they should take a run at the White House.
This is the new Missouri congressional map that Donald Trump describes as “much fairer”. He also boasts of winning the state already in previous elections , so I ask, what was so unfair about the previous map?
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is the new Missouri congressional map that Donald Trump describes as “much fairer”. He also boasts of winning the state already in previous elections , so I ask, what was so unfair about the previous map?
The US government keeps giving me reasons to use this.
September 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The US government keeps giving me reasons to use this.
Someone at Google doesn’t know how acronyms work.
August 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Someone at Google doesn’t know how acronyms work.