daveMASSIVE
@davemassive.bsky.social
Purebred Johnny. Music inhaler. Rudo. Geek. Nomad by genetics, pirate by choice. Beer drinker and brewer. Bronze Walrus stan. Future auteur?
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Jesus returns in time for Christmas
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Jesus returns in time for Christmas
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Jesus has risen in December ladies and gentlemen
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jesus has risen in December ladies and gentlemen
No one’s ever worsted someone else. My team has never worsted their opponents. Shove it in your ass Connections.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No one’s ever worsted someone else. My team has never worsted their opponents. Shove it in your ass Connections.
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I drew North London
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I drew North London
Rain here is making me want clam chowder for lunch and I have never ONCE enjoyed clam chowder
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Rain here is making me want clam chowder for lunch and I have never ONCE enjoyed clam chowder
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Gogol Bordello
Babymetal
Red Sparowes
Ghost
Anthrax
Klaxons
Death From Above 1979
Duran Duran
Gogol Bordello
Babymetal
Red Sparowes
Ghost
Anthrax
Klaxons
Death From Above 1979
Duran Duran
Define your music taste in eight artists:
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams
Define your music taste in eight artists:
The B52s
Carlie Rae Jepsen
Motion City Soundtrack
Gareth Emery
Lucy Dacus
The White Stripes
Abba
Yoko Kanno
The B52s
Carlie Rae Jepsen
Motion City Soundtrack
Gareth Emery
Lucy Dacus
The White Stripes
Abba
Yoko Kanno
October 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Gogol Bordello
Babymetal
Red Sparowes
Ghost
Anthrax
Klaxons
Death From Above 1979
Duran Duran
Gogol Bordello
Babymetal
Red Sparowes
Ghost
Anthrax
Klaxons
Death From Above 1979
Duran Duran
I was all excited to get more item storage in Pokemon Go and then they gave me 500 ultra balls
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I was all excited to get more item storage in Pokemon Go and then they gave me 500 ultra balls
This Birdcall in PHX is playing You Be Illin’ and I live here now
September 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This Birdcall in PHX is playing You Be Illin’ and I live here now
Sitting in this coffee house in KC, watching the absolute zen therapy that is this baker cracking thousands of eggs.
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sitting in this coffee house in KC, watching the absolute zen therapy that is this baker cracking thousands of eggs.
Found out if you play demonic-y metal loud enough, the screaming kids around you just blend into the soundscape.
Music: “Decapitation inflicted by a monster’s haaand!”
Kid (right on cue): “aaaaAAAAAaaaahh!”
Music: “Decapitation inflicted by a monster’s haaand!”
Kid (right on cue): “aaaaAAAAAaaaahh!”
August 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Found out if you play demonic-y metal loud enough, the screaming kids around you just blend into the soundscape.
Music: “Decapitation inflicted by a monster’s haaand!”
Kid (right on cue): “aaaaAAAAAaaaahh!”
Music: “Decapitation inflicted by a monster’s haaand!”
Kid (right on cue): “aaaaAAAAAaaaahh!”
I need a new reader app now that Google is putting their crappy AI summaries on top of suggested articles. Anyone still use an app with article curation for interests?
August 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I need a new reader app now that Google is putting their crappy AI summaries on top of suggested articles. Anyone still use an app with article curation for interests?
This shop is playing Flo Rida and now that will be stuck in my head all day.
August 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This shop is playing Flo Rida and now that will be stuck in my head all day.
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
August 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
My Shazam history is 25% songs I like 75% prove I’m right about who sings this song
July 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My Shazam history is 25% songs I like 75% prove I’m right about who sings this song
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Agatha Christie
Arthur Conan Doyle
Terry Brooks
Lilian Jackson Braun
Robert Arthur Jr.
Fred Saberhagen
David Baldacci
Edward Packard
Jules Verne
Jim Davis
Agatha Christie
Arthur Conan Doyle
Terry Brooks
Lilian Jackson Braun
Robert Arthur Jr.
Fred Saberhagen
David Baldacci
Edward Packard
Jules Verne
Jim Davis
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Brandon Sanderson
Robert Jordan
Tad Williams
Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Stephen Brust
Brent Weeks
Doug Niles
Karen Armstrong
William Dalrymple
David Eddings
Honestly I could have just used dragonlance authors and filled this whole thing.
Brandon Sanderson
Robert Jordan
Tad Williams
Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Stephen Brust
Brent Weeks
Doug Niles
Karen Armstrong
William Dalrymple
David Eddings
Honestly I could have just used dragonlance authors and filled this whole thing.
What an interesting exercise!
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Witold Gombrowicz
Jack Kerouac
Patricia Highsmith
Harry Crews
Chester Himes
Vladimir Nabokov
Thomas Pynchon
Gilbert Sorrentino
Martin Amis
Piers Anthony
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Witold Gombrowicz
Jack Kerouac
Patricia Highsmith
Harry Crews
Chester Himes
Vladimir Nabokov
Thomas Pynchon
Gilbert Sorrentino
Martin Amis
Piers Anthony
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Agatha Christie
Arthur Conan Doyle
Terry Brooks
Lilian Jackson Braun
Robert Arthur Jr.
Fred Saberhagen
David Baldacci
Edward Packard
Jules Verne
Jim Davis
Agatha Christie
Arthur Conan Doyle
Terry Brooks
Lilian Jackson Braun
Robert Arthur Jr.
Fred Saberhagen
David Baldacci
Edward Packard
Jules Verne
Jim Davis
I don’t understand Final Fantasy limited and I don’t think I particularly like it.
June 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don’t understand Final Fantasy limited and I don’t think I particularly like it.
Survivor hits its 50th season and the most returning players you can get from Seasons 1-30 is ... six? That is super not exciting. But I mean it is also another season to root for Coach so I guess I can't complain. :)
May 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Survivor hits its 50th season and the most returning players you can get from Seasons 1-30 is ... six? That is super not exciting. But I mean it is also another season to root for Coach so I guess I can't complain. :)
Eurovision N1 faves: Sweden, Estonia, Albania. But I don’t think we saw this year’s winner tonight …
May 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Eurovision N1 faves: Sweden, Estonia, Albania. But I don’t think we saw this year’s winner tonight …
I do not understand how to draft Dragonstorm. That does not prevent me from being unable to stop drafting Dragonstorm. But somehow I am not learning anything from my failures here. :)
May 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I do not understand how to draft Dragonstorm. That does not prevent me from being unable to stop drafting Dragonstorm. But somehow I am not learning anything from my failures here. :)
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May I interest you in a new pope that doesn't cover up abuse scandals and welcomes queerness?
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
May I interest you in a new pope that doesn't cover up abuse scandals and welcomes queerness?
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disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish
May 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish
Lots of people on my TV talking about how bottle caps in #pokemongo will be great for making hundos and not a lot talking about how bottle caps will be great for turning those 0/4/5 throwaway guys into PVP monsters.
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Lots of people on my TV talking about how bottle caps in #pokemongo will be great for making hundos and not a lot talking about how bottle caps will be great for turning those 0/4/5 throwaway guys into PVP monsters.
I don't know why I can't learn to just mulligan any two-land hand in Arena. I've licked this badger too many times.
April 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don't know why I can't learn to just mulligan any two-land hand in Arena. I've licked this badger too many times.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
New Ghost is enjoyable but I think my favorite is still Impera (I know!)
April 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Ghost is enjoyable but I think my favorite is still Impera (I know!)