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Dave Clark
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News reporter, AFP
Immigrant: France
Emigrant: UK
Migrant: Kosovo, Nigeria, Iraq, US, Belgium
Usually prefer BSky before the Americans are out of bed, but when there's a BBC in crisis story and a former French president legal drama I can't wait until the Yanks wake up and start arguing about why their opposition party is to blame for everything
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
His publishers are going to have to use big type in the prison memoir
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That'll be the G19 then?
TRUMP: NO U.S. GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL WILL ATTEND G20
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's like maths on cocaine
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Reposted by Dave Clark
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Half the posters on Blue Sky are using Twitter to get screen grabs to show how bad using Twitter is
Sky News using Twitter to tell you how bad using Twitter is.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Reposted by Dave Clark
Nice juxtaposition of skeets here. #halloween #puppies
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
οὐδ᾽ ἀλαοσκοπιὴν εἶχε κρείων ἐνοσίχθων:
PUTIN: POWER OF POSEIDON SIGNIFICANTLY EXCEEDS THAT OF OUR MOST PROMISING INTERCONTINENTAL MISSILE SARMAT
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
News agency vowel drought imminent
Madagascar cabinet announced
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I would've gone with boosté.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Not for the first time, I'm not sure I agree with the president of the United States
Trump: At some point common sense will prevail
October 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Louvre gets robbed and the British Museum is strapped for cash? Hmmmm ....
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Reposted by Dave Clark
See stoat, say stoat, stoated
having lived on an upland farmstead and seen one or two things, I have to reluctantly get behind this, but then we keep a cat so any logic is out of the window
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Louvre burglary: First picture of suspects
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reposted by Dave Clark
"Parking is such sweet sorrow"
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Dave Clark
🔵 International and US news outlets including AFP, AP, The New York Times and Fox News have refused to sign new restrictive Pentagon media rules, meaning they will be stripped of their press access credentials.

AFP's statement ⬇️
October 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Under the terms of the so-called "backstop" EU applicants who can recite the Seamus Heaney translation can live in Northern Ireland
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Reposted by Dave Clark
̶N̶o̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶.̶

Yes! Yes! Yes!
October 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Settle in cnuts
No medieval filter here! A modern recreation of a Viking ruler for Denmark’s National Museum, based on the depiction of Cnut in the New Minster Liber Vitae and on clothes found at a grave in Mammen, Denmark. #medievalsky
October 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Long inflatable frog suits.
Short circular data centre trades
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Von der Leyen [handshake emoji] Trump

Murky personal negotiations with pharma execs
ASTRAZENECA CEO SORIOT: NEGOTIATED 3-YEAR TARIFF EXEMPTION WITH TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
October 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Matignon. Shit. I'm only in Matignon
October 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
2 Le 2 Cornu
Lecornu II : Matignon Drift
Lecornu 3
Lecornu 4Ever
Lecornu V Infinite
Lecornu Origins
The Lecornu Tales
Legend of Lecornu
October 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reposted by Dave Clark
Lecornu II : Matignon Drift
Lecornu 3
Lecornu 4Ever
Lecornu V Infinite
Lecornu Origins
The Lecornu Tales
Legend of Lecornu
October 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM