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CJ
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Your favorite retired nerd that loves whiskey, dogs, rpgs, and cooking
Ravens going to make me regret paying attention to them again
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Honey pack in the drinks? I’m calling detective stabler
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Jonathan Taylor is whooping me like I offended him personally
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They are trying to kill ppl
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 2d
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nothing builds character like running a 2 man drill in dc at 2 am with three shots of tequila in you and all your aspirations of success on your tongue
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When I was younger that boot and rally got me through some nights….nowadays that boot puts me down for three business days
Throwing up is how you get back in the game. VALID. 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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It is with great sadness that I report my beloved Wildcats have been Fetty Wapped
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I need Freddie Gibbs in the biopic to tell the story as a narrator
Where that story of Michael Jackson throwing out the honey bbq to his fans at Gary Indiana
I hope the MJ biopic has KFC for every meal...
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Aye fuck you fifa
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t think you want what he is going to ask of you
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I know that nearby town hasn’t see a mosquito or butterfly in a while
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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AYE @democrats.org FUCK THAT MOVING TO THE CENTER BULLSHIT.

NO MORE OF THAT.

EITHER YOU MOVE LEFT OR MOVE TF OUT THE WAY.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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she can't even spend all the money she has. by the time she gives it away, it comes back.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Tonight was fun.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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REST IN PISS CUOMO
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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🎶Dick in a box🎶 has an entirely new significance now
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Dick Cheney finally gets to hang with saddam Hussein again?
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Getting stuck on a ride was almost a rite of passage
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The handoff mid-thread got me CRYING 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If the rent falls, I’m moving to brooklyn
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I beg your pardon?
harvard medical school got bombed yesterday and it barely made news
A device exploded inside the Goldenson Building in Harvard’s Longwood medical campus early Saturday morning, according to a message from the Harvard University Police Department to University affiliates.

Matan H. Josephy and Laurel M. Shugart report.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I think my Kento Nanami came out well for those who celebrate shibuya
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is insanely illegal
BREAKING

President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.

Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.

Full Story: nyti.ms/3WNm2sv
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Pardon???
This is a pimp
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM