CJ
@datguycj.bsky.social
Your favorite retired nerd that loves whiskey, dogs, rpgs, and cooking
Oh nah
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh nah
I am not a fan of Valentine’s Day because I haven’t been in love around that time in a while
December 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I am not a fan of Valentine’s Day because I haven’t been in love around that time in a while
Lmfaooo
She’s wishing you would pop up in her life for 2026…. Make her wish come true and shoot ya shot before the year is up so she don’t gotta eat grapes under the table bro 🫡🫡
a man in a military uniform salutes in front of a red wall
ALT: a man in a military uniform salutes in front of a red wall
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Lmfaooo
I’m trying to take a shawty to Tuscany by July
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’m trying to take a shawty to Tuscany by July
You talking about fire and fire
Caesar Salad with salmon instead of chicken? That might be crazy enough to slap
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You talking about fire and fire
I’m dancing to kompa and I feel like I’m diving head first and don’t know how to swim
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m dancing to kompa and I feel like I’m diving head first and don’t know how to swim
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I know that thang fights back. Like Godzilla vs Kong in that bedroom.
Giving Meg backshots probably sounds like you're sprinting in timbs.
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know that thang fights back. Like Godzilla vs Kong in that bedroom.
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
God needs to bless me next year
Hit him with that mistletoe throat all night
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
God needs to bless me next year
Damn
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Damn
I crave this
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I crave this
Peace
I love peace but I need prosperity
I love peace but I need prosperity
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Peace
I love peace but I need prosperity
I love peace but I need prosperity
Damn
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Damn
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It’s not enough
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s not enough
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the latest two days have been for the girls.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the latest two days have been for the girls.
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Teanna Trump didn’t stay on her knees this much.
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Teanna Trump didn’t stay on her knees this much.
Just wasted time
Anthony Joshua could have walked that man down any time he wanted. Strung it out for the streaming product.
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Just wasted time
Cannot wait for this to be remade
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Cannot wait for this to be remade
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Lmaooo Anthony Joshua was absolutely playing with this food.
What on Earth is that guy talking about?
What on Earth is that guy talking about?
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Lmaooo Anthony Joshua was absolutely playing with this food.
What on Earth is that guy talking about?
What on Earth is that guy talking about?
Can we ban that idiot from boxing
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Can we ban that idiot from boxing
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Jake Paul getting embarrassed is lifting my holiday spirits.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Jake Paul getting embarrassed is lifting my holiday spirits.