jas
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jas
@dashofjae.bsky.social
life is a celebration and I love to party ✨🥂
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“This ain’t Malcolm Brown car?!”
Paint thinner was poured on my neighbor’s whip. The lady who did it actually poured it on the wrong Durango. 2 houses down was the one she wanted but she poured it on his.

Police finna hem her up. All them cameras? She better be in another state
May 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
tennis is now my game.
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I also need to go back and look at last years and see what came true
December 17, 2024 at 9:35 PM
imma work on my vision board this weekend. hopefully
December 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
it really bothers me that people don’t look for context, read things fully, lack comprehension, and just downright make shit up as fact. you have the whole world at your finger tips and you can’t be bothered to look something up or fact check. it’s so pathetic.
December 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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So many of us didn't f*ck around and voted for Kamala Harris.

But now we have to find out.

It's not fair.
December 9, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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The girls kept saying Gizelle don’t have a man and a ki ki ki! Gizelle g ye child support, got her alimony, knew where all the finances are, has her own hole and a stable position on RHOP. Step by step all the my man man my man girls are showing Gizelle has a better setup and more sense.
December 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Billboard names Beyoncé as Greatest Pop Star of the Century, “based on her full 25 years of influence, evolution and impact.”
Billboard’s Greatest Pop Stars of the 21st Century: No. 1 — Beyoncé
Beyoncé is our Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century for her 25 years of consistent greatness.
www.billboard.com
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
good morning. here’s breakfast. lost track of time but we had a ballllllllllll.
December 3, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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We all got a white who?
Y'all know what to do Bluesky!

#FindAuntPat
December 1, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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tbh that’s the problem now, thinking there is “levels” to racism
Is there a term for that mundane liberal type racism?

when people aren't violently racist, don't wish you ill, but they've also never viewed Black people as fully fledged humans with complex lives and interests?

'Omg i never considered Black ppl have interests outside rap & the NBA' type racism
November 30, 2024 at 10:13 PM
that couch color in the fourth picture and the kitchen in the second eatssssssssss
November 29, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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I’m a firm believer in scrolling past something that I don’t like instead of engaging.

More people should try it
November 29, 2024 at 5:18 PM
n15. it is the perfect spot in any theater. nobody behind you and you smack in the center of the screen.
When you go to the movies. Where do yall be sitting at
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
now why tf apple updated my phone and made the emojis so big on the keyboard???
November 25, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I want some Auntie Anne’s pretzels so bad
November 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
these 4am wake ups are not it
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM

robin thicke:
lost without you
magic
sweetest love
love after war
sex therapy
bonus:
careless whisper by george michael
i’m alive and my heart will go on by celine dion
they don’t know by jon b
November 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I so badly want new boots but I don’t even wear the ones I own so it’s a waste 😪
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
17. I was a picky child.
How Southern Are you??? #blacksky

I got 22😎
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
i love getting mini bottles of fragrances to sample. I gotta thoroughly test the scent before I buy the full size.
November 20, 2024 at 4:52 AM
6 or 10 pc mango habanero with fries and ranch dressing. 😮‍💨
i'll be normal this time:

10 pc honey jerk, fried okra, and the biggest peach drank you have.
What’s your wing order? From the flavor, side, drink. Let the real niggas know #blacksky
November 19, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Netflix announces Beyoncé will perform at halftime for the Texans-Ravens game live on December 25
November 18, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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I strongly prefer men who move with discretion lol
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
gotta spend the day getting my life together 🥲
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM