Darren Dutton
@darrendutton.bsky.social
Former fertilised egg now semi-functional living organism
He will now be referred to as the sadist formerly known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He will now be referred to as the sadist formerly known as Prince
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'
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October 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'
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“When your bird is broken, will it bring you down…”
September 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“When your bird is broken, will it bring you down…”
Alternative uses of a vaginal speculum
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Alternative uses of a vaginal speculum
Did you know if you drop your phone in water, you can wedge it in this man’s bottom and it will completely dry out
September 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did you know if you drop your phone in water, you can wedge it in this man’s bottom and it will completely dry out
“I would never have appointed Peter Mandelson had I known his links to Jeffrey Epstein, who I've never even heard of. I mean, who is he? Has anyone heard of him before? Certainly not me."
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“I would never have appointed Peter Mandelson had I known his links to Jeffrey Epstein, who I've never even heard of. I mean, who is he? Has anyone heard of him before? Certainly not me."
Someone on Twitter requested me to add music to this
August 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Someone on Twitter requested me to add music to this
Ok, so this amused me much more than it should have
August 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ok, so this amused me much more than it should have
Reposted by Darren Dutton
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
August 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
I found a cute dog
August 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I found a cute dog
Worst version of Family Fortunes I’ve ever seen
August 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Worst version of Family Fortunes I’ve ever seen
Always suspected Rippon was off her tits
August 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Always suspected Rippon was off her tits
The BBC have hacked the new series of MasterChef to pieces
August 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The BBC have hacked the new series of MasterChef to pieces
My first review is in! 🙌 nottscomedyreview.wordpress.com
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My first review is in! 🙌 nottscomedyreview.wordpress.com
I have some distressing news for the Lord Mayor of Birmingham.
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I have some distressing news for the Lord Mayor of Birmingham.
Your porn name is ALAN followed by a term related to hairdressing
July 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Your porn name is ALAN followed by a term related to hairdressing
Roses are red
Violets are mediocre
Violets are mediocre
July 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Roses are red
Violets are mediocre
Violets are mediocre
Thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out that my name is also alliterative and so it seems I have sealed my own impending death 👍🏼
Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
July 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out that my name is also alliterative and so it seems I have sealed my own impending death 👍🏼
Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
July 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
New series of MasterChef is pretty short
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
New series of MasterChef is pretty short
I had a crack at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! Can you hear me? Is this thing on?
July 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I had a crack at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! Can you hear me? Is this thing on?
"Live every day as if it's your last."
April 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"Live every day as if it's your last."
A new pope needs to be chosen and ITV hasn't had a big Saturday night hit show for years. What about bringing back an old format with a slight tweak?
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A new pope needs to be chosen and ITV hasn't had a big Saturday night hit show for years. What about bringing back an old format with a slight tweak?
