Darren Dutton
@darrendutton.bsky.social
Former fertilised egg now semi-functional living organism
Alternative uses of a vaginal speculum
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Alternative uses of a vaginal speculum
“I would never have appointed Peter Mandelson had I known his links to Jeffrey Epstein, who I've never even heard of. I mean, who is he? Has anyone heard of him before? Certainly not me."
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“I would never have appointed Peter Mandelson had I known his links to Jeffrey Epstein, who I've never even heard of. I mean, who is he? Has anyone heard of him before? Certainly not me."
Someone on Twitter requested me to add music to this
August 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Someone on Twitter requested me to add music to this
The BBC have hacked the new series of MasterChef to pieces
August 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The BBC have hacked the new series of MasterChef to pieces
New series of MasterChef is pretty short
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
New series of MasterChef is pretty short
I had a crack at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! Can you hear me? Is this thing on?
July 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I had a crack at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! Can you hear me? Is this thing on?