Darren Miller
@darrendmiller.bsky.social
Comedy person. VP of digital Funny Or Die. Host of Happy Foot Sad Foot LAFC podcast. I make short films with Big Mischief. Wrote/performed at UCBTNY in late aughts/early 10s.
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January 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
To all the family YouTubers trying to shoot sitcoms with your kids, I have one thousand notes, but my Christmas Wish is for you to at LEAST stop centering people talking directly into the camera for every close-up.
December 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
To all the family YouTubers trying to shoot sitcoms with your kids, I have one thousand notes, but my Christmas Wish is for you to at LEAST stop centering people talking directly into the camera for every close-up.
When you ask me how I am and I say “good” just fyi I’m referring to this email I just got from the gas company
December 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
When you ask me how I am and I say “good” just fyi I’m referring to this email I just got from the gas company
I think in 2025, pickleball’s lease on weird sports phenomenon infiltrating normie life should be up, and we should replace it with something more fun to watch people succumb to, like jai alai.
December 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I think in 2025, pickleball’s lease on weird sports phenomenon infiltrating normie life should be up, and we should replace it with something more fun to watch people succumb to, like jai alai.
Hello internet! This is a formal request to see LESS ELF ON THE SHELF IDEAS. I do not need any more elf on the shelf ideas. I am good. Thank you!
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Hello internet! This is a formal request to see LESS ELF ON THE SHELF IDEAS. I do not need any more elf on the shelf ideas. I am good. Thank you!
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It’s #SecretBusinessSunday! Today is the day to support your favorite local underground mom and pop drug lords, money launderers, and other black market staples! Today is not about Wall Street or Main Street, it’s about the alleyways between them! ✌️😎
December 1, 2024 at 10:41 PM
It’s #SecretBusinessSunday! Today is the day to support your favorite local underground mom and pop drug lords, money launderers, and other black market staples! Today is not about Wall Street or Main Street, it’s about the alleyways between them! ✌️😎
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missing the good old days when every sitcom had full-length seasons, multiple holiday episodes, and The Beast
November 28, 2024 at 8:34 PM
missing the good old days when every sitcom had full-length seasons, multiple holiday episodes, and The Beast
Thanksgiving morning is like Christmas morning but the presents are the Captain Hippo Thanksgiving Day Parade video youtu.be/8ZApkYYtufI?...
Thanksgiving Day Parade 2024 - Captain Hippo
YouTube video by CaptainHippo
youtu.be
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Thanksgiving morning is like Christmas morning but the presents are the Captain Hippo Thanksgiving Day Parade video youtu.be/8ZApkYYtufI?...
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Roomba: "I'm gonna eat that wire."
Me: "Don't-"
Roomba: "Help, I'm chokin' on the wire!"
Me: {frees Roomba}
Roomba: "Thanks. Welp, better get back to eatin' that wire."
Me: "Don't-"
Roomba: "Help, I'm chokin' on the wire!"
Me: {frees Roomba}
Roomba: "Thanks. Welp, better get back to eatin' that wire."
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Roomba: "I'm gonna eat that wire."
Me: "Don't-"
Roomba: "Help, I'm chokin' on the wire!"
Me: {frees Roomba}
Roomba: "Thanks. Welp, better get back to eatin' that wire."
Me: "Don't-"
Roomba: "Help, I'm chokin' on the wire!"
Me: {frees Roomba}
Roomba: "Thanks. Welp, better get back to eatin' that wire."
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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wow the parade this year was crazy
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
wow the parade this year was crazy
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I spent most of 2024 traveling around the U.S. and Central America hanging out with gamblers, bookies, politicians, even CEOs and casino bosses, trying to learn about sports betting from every perspective. I wrote 10,000 words about it for Rolling Stone. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Is the $11 Billion Online Sportsbook Bubble About to Burst?
From Vegas to the black market, gambling companies have taken over sports. Inside a billion-dollar industry that could be on the bubble
www.rollingstone.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I spent most of 2024 traveling around the U.S. and Central America hanging out with gamblers, bookies, politicians, even CEOs and casino bosses, trying to learn about sports betting from every perspective. I wrote 10,000 words about it for Rolling Stone. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
I don't know if I can live in a world where InfoWars is a parody of itself, knowing I could have lived in a world where InfoWars is a parody of itself on purpose.
Judge pauses the Onion’s takeover of Infowars over auction concerns
The Onion had the winning bid in the Infowars bankruptcy auction. A judge said the sale is on hold while he reviews the bidding process.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I don't know if I can live in a world where InfoWars is a parody of itself, knowing I could have lived in a world where InfoWars is a parody of itself on purpose.
Potty training twins this week, so if anyone wants to know what it was like to be on that submarine, just ask.
July 2, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Potty training twins this week, so if anyone wants to know what it was like to be on that submarine, just ask.