Put it on your calendars, guys. 🤞🤞🤞

If you've ever seriously thought about dating me, you have a lot of work to do on yourself.

Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.

Imagine never being loved by anyone but your own mother. Imagine having crushes and falling in love like normal people do, but, unlike normal people, no one ever had a crush on you, no one ever loved you, no one ever wanted you.

Imagine living 40 yrs and never being wanted, once, by another soul.

A pop up art installation.

We won't have to worry about social security and medicare when these motherf*ckers drop the life expectancy of Americans to the mid-50s.

Doom will appear in Fantastic Four, they said.

Doom is the main villain of the next two Avengers movie, they said.

Secret Wars and Incursions, they said, but the name Doom, Victor Von was never spoken in a single movie. God came to eat the Earth, but RDJ never showed.

WTF, actually?

Hey what if somebody fucking killed every last one of them? #EpsteinList

He should have been dead months ago. He should fucking be dead by now.

DEAD.

I officially declare Greg Abbott a non-American terrorist with no official title in the United States of America ♥️🤍💙

Dark Souls should have one hollow NPC that’s still just hangin out enjoying himself. Thousands of years old, can’t die, but he never went insane. Goes surfing now and then. A generally chill guy. Gives you a head nod when you walk by.

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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

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#SIGNALIS

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

How hard would it have been? You have got to be kidding me.

ADIDA-- wh--

All Day I Dream About Ẃ̵͎̼͈̤̣̻̯̮͆͐̀̓̋̓̀̐̚ŗ̵̣̺̥̠̟̫̻͉̟̪̫͊̇̈́̍͆i̴̳͍̹͉̖͔͓͙̭̲͙͍̾͝t̵͈̝͉̣͖̤̺̊i̷̧͖̿͊̏̆̂̃͗̚n̵̡͖̮̦͎̙̔͋̈́̏̅͗͒̈̅̉͑̋̐͗͜g̸̛̛̪̦͎̖̭͇̫̏̍̊͌͋́̚M̸̩̱̣͚̘͕͉̣͕̹̹̟̅̈́o̵̭̜̥̍́̅ầ̴̢̡̜̜̼͇̱͈͉͓̳̹̾̑̊͗̔̀̈͋a̵̜̙̰̩͚͂̉̃̓͒r̶͖̮̙͓̼̫̻̲̥̞͍̈́̒̒̽͝E̴͚̟͙̼͊̿̆̆̌͂͠o̶̱͔̗̻͎͛̈͐͊͂̃̋́̌̀c̵̡̢͙̞̦͈͉̞̘͕̲̉̾̇̚̚ͅͅḣ̴̨a̵̘̹̤̗͙̖͖͕̱̋̈́̋͐͒͜͝ḯ̶̡̢̨̤̬͓̞͇̜̳̣̦̣̋̃̎̄̊͐̃̔̒̄͌ͅd̷͔̪̭͍͖̟̥̽̏̑͆͂͌͜͝͝ę̵͂̉͋̓͆̽̽̿̋̕̕͝͠a̷̹̝̟̦̞͛͛̄̈́n̸̢̻̖̹̆͋̆̈F̶̲̩̯͔̲̯̝͇̃͋͐͗̅̓͐̊̔̑͗̈̎͘̕o̷̧̜̲̘̝̻̞̮̠̪̰̽̅͐͝l̶̢̩͚͕͉̯͓͇̍͒̓ķ̵̡̼̥̺͙̜̖̰̱̬̒̾͌̌͐́̃͗̎̈͜͝ͅL̶̖͈͔͉͉̬̭̺͗̐̃̒͆͗̈́̆͝͝͠ờ̸̧͕̦̗͙̙̳̫̣̭͊͐ͅr̴̗̰̥̳̪̪̖̭̼̗͇̹̥̃̓͂͊̂̉͗̿̀̀͘͜͜͝͝ȑ̷͍̱̮̾̈́̒̓͗͘͜

#AlcaRegia #Soulslike

The president of the United States is wandering around on the roof of the White House.

An 80yr old man.