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Braden's Corpse
@darksagecorpse.bsky.social
I write, I smoke weed, and I know things. I'm a socialist, not a liberal.

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"THE GREAT SAIYAMAN HAS NO LIMITS!"

"Okay, but Vegeta does. Right? Vegeta's limit seems to have been a few 100mg ago, buddy."

"If I look back, I'm lost."

"That's from Game of Thrones."
August 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How hard would it have been? You have got to be kidding me.
August 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wielder of the Flaemeille Claiohmr Flamberge and the spiritual founder of the modern Dragon Cults and the mythical Drake Riders, if not their practical one.

Arkaides neither served nor slew dragons--he was their equal, their peer, and oftentimes, even their friend.
August 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just hand me a fucking rifle and get this shit over with already. Fuck the United States.
August 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Can I come over and look at you like this?
August 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I don't know why Bluesky fucked up the images last time.
August 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Anyone else just now realize that Gravity Sorceries in Elden Ring have the fucking Elden Ring as their casting crest? It's an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, technically, but, uh.

Come on.

Branches encompassing all reality. Roots feeding energy and life back into the tree trunk.

#Thermodynamics #EldenRing
August 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Kill him. Kill the fucking man, already.
August 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Brahm the Green Knight of Auld Ridge.
August 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
This place is so fucking pathetic. @moderation.bsky.app you cannot be fucking serious, we're in the middle of World War III, normalized, Western-Backed genocide, and the total collapse of American civilization and you want to police "rudeness."

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Core memory: unlocked.
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm obsessed with the idea of an active Red×Blue Mage MC. Probably not full protag, but like... a Riku or Tuxedo Mask style anti-hero or mysterious stranger?

Yeah.

Part zoologist, part martial adept, and part mystic, weaving together disparate forms of power into a cohesive whole.

The Basilisk.
July 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That's a shame. You're all fucking morons.
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
July 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
To the north of the Masqasawti Rainforest, in the sun-drenched foothiils of the Auld Ridge, you may bask in the radiant light of the Halls of the Hamadryad that lead to her ancient Ironwood fortress the golden-boughed Court de Tholingalein beneath Red Elk Mountain. ##AlcaRegia #Soulslike
July 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
July 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The fascinating Psychosoma greatsword, forged from pearl-mithrite, is a central piece of Alça Regia's deepest lore, connecting the Lost Solar Oracle to Old Eochaidean royalty, and the Spring Court. It suggests a forgotten era of intermingling between these powerful factions.

#AlcaRegia #Soulslike
July 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
She's here to kill you.
July 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mythical Mcoigwrna, Hearthmaiden and Cherub of Flames.

#Souls-like
July 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Eléonoré, Orb-Weaver Oracle.
July 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Good morning, traveler.
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM