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Braden's Corpse
@darksagecorpse.bsky.social
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I write, I smoke weed, and I know things. I'm a socialist, not a liberal.

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"THE GREAT SAIYAMAN HAS NO LIMITS!"

"Okay, but Vegeta does. Right? Vegeta's limit seems to have been a few 100mg ago, buddy."

"If I look back, I'm lost."

"That's from Game of Thrones."
August 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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How hard would it have been? You have got to be kidding me.
August 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Arkaides' Valor Armor Set (Heavy, Helm 5.0 wgt, Body 15.8 wgt, Hands 5.2 wgt, Feet 8.1 wgt; 34.1 Total Weight) Remarkable Physical Damage Negation for its weight, each piece of Arkaides' Valor boasts a unique effect and wearing the pieces together grants additional benefits. Helm of Arkaides (Ignore up to 12.5% of Enemy Invincibility Frames), The Dragonfleece (Body Armor, Improves Fire Damage Negation by 7% and Fear, Paralysis, and Petrify Resistances by 25 each), Gauntlets of Arkaides (Poise +17.5), and Greaves of Arkaides (Improves Lightning Damage Negation by 5% and Reduces Stamina Consumption from Heavy Attacks, Sprinting, and Sprinting Attacks by 12.5%) * Helm + Gloves: Physical Damage Dealt +10%. * Helm + Armor: Physical Damage Negation +4%. * Gloves + Greaves: Bleed and Chill Resistances +40. Full Set Bonuses * +80 HP * +20 FP * +20 Stamina * +10% Weapon Skill Damage * +20% Weapon Skill Ailment Build-Up * Recover 4 HP per 3 seconds * Recover 2 FP per Enemy defeated Arkaides will be an ancient Godfrey-like figure in the history of Eochaid, a titan of Old Eochaid, of the human culture predating either Argo's parents' doomed Spring Court or the Church of Indulgences and Knights of Blackthorn. A friend of Arcturus's father's and renowned champion. Wielder of the Flaemeille Claiohmr Flamberge and the spiritual founder of the modern Dragon Cults and the mythical Drake Riders, if not their practical one. Arkaides neither served nor slew dragons--he was their equal, their peer, and oftentimes their friend.
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Wielder of the Flaemeille Claiohmr Flamberge and the spiritual founder of the modern Dragon Cults and the mythical Drake Riders, if not their practical one.

Arkaides neither served nor slew dragons--he was their equal, their peer, and oftentimes, even their friend.
August 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Just hand me a fucking rifle and get this shit over with already. Fuck the United States.
August 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Can I come over and look at you like this?
August 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I don't know why Bluesky fucked up the images last time.
August 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Anyone else just now realize that Gravity Sorceries in Elden Ring have the fucking Elden Ring as their casting crest? It's an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, technically, but, uh.

Come on.

Branches encompassing all reality. Roots feeding energy and life back into the tree trunk.

#Thermodynamics #EldenRing
August 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Kill him. Kill the fucking man, already.
August 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Brahm the Green Knight of Auld Ridge.
A powerful, middle-aged knight of the forest, wielding a heavy battleaxe and shield, wearing plate mail, no armor, and a white-and-green tabard. He looks intense and resolute. "Hold fast, Braver! Today we face one of the Old Ones, themselves, the Warwitch of Conwy!" and after their opening strike, "Apologies, traveler, I heard the wailing and I knew in my gut it was a trap. I see I've arrived only too late!"
August 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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This place is so fucking pathetic. @moderation.bsky.app you cannot be fucking serious, we're in the middle of World War III, normalized, Western-Backed genocide, and the total collapse of American civilization and you want to police "rudeness."

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Core memory: unlocked.
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I'm obsessed with the idea of an active Red×Blue Mage MC. Probably not full protag, but like... a Riku or Tuxedo Mask style anti-hero or mysterious stranger?

Yeah.

Part zoologist, part martial adept, and part mystic, weaving together disparate forms of power into a cohesive whole.

The Basilisk.
The Basilisk is a master of mimicry and adaptation, observing their foes and stealing their essence to fuel their own unique brand of magic. They are part scholarly researcher, part martial adept, and part mystic, weaving together disparate forms of power into a cohesive whole. Basilisks are rarely found in large numbers, preferring solitary quests for knowledge or working in small, specialized groups. Adventures: Basilisks adventure to seek out new creatures to observe and new abilities to learn. They might be driven by a thirst for power, an academic curiosity, or a desire to protect others with their unique insights. Characteristics: Basilisks combine the martial skill of a ranger or paladin with limited arcane and divine spellcasting. Their signature ability is the capacity to learn and internalize the abilities of their foes, turning the enemy's strength against them. They are adaptable and versatile, capable of filling multiple roles within a party. Other Classes: Basilisks generally get along well with other adventurers, valuing the diverse skill sets and experiences they bring. They can find common ground with wizards and clerics in their shared pursuit of magic, with fighters and rangers in their martial expertise, and with monks in their pursuit of mental and physical harmony.
July 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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That's a shame. You're all fucking morons.
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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To the north of the Masqasawti Rainforest, in the sun-drenched foothiils of the Auld Ridge, you may bask in the radiant light of the Halls of the Hamadryad that lead to her ancient Ironwood fortress the golden-boughed Court de Tholingalein beneath Red Elk Mountain. ##AlcaRegia #Soulslike
July 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The fascinating Psychosoma greatsword, forged from pearl-mithrite, is a central piece of Alça Regia's deepest lore, connecting the Lost Solar Oracle to Old Eochaidean royalty, and the Spring Court. It suggests a forgotten era of intermingling between these powerful factions.

#AlcaRegia #Soulslike
A polished pearl-mithrite greatsword (steel made from pearl-mithrite ore, a meteoric iron ore compromised with silver and lead into which pearl has formed after oceanic impact) of impeccable craftsmanship, its form echoing the elegance of the Royal Greatsword but with a slightly slenderer, more agile profile. Its blade, though solid, shimmers with a subtle, inner flame of silver-periwinkle, reminiscent of twilight thoughts behind hooded eyes. The hilt is intricately woven with what appears to be fine, golden threads. It feels surprisingly light, as if guided by an unseen will. This opalescent blade is said to embody the independent spirit of a forgotten, foundling Princetto of the Spring Court. Lloewllyn, Flame Princess of Old Eochaid, hidden away in the Tower of Eternal Flames in an ancient Faerie Forest Shrine guarded by the Eternal Paladin Sazabi of the Sacred Steel.
July 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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She's here to kill you.
July 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Mythical Mcoigwrna, Hearthmaiden and Cherub of Flames.

#Souls-like
July 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Eléonoré, Orb-Weaver Oracle.
July 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Good morning, traveler.
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM