🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper
@darkadaptedeye.bsky.social
Stark, raving sane.
Books, Cats, Football ⚽️, Humour, Nachos, OCD, Politics, Rock and/or Roll, Spreadsheets.
Books, Cats, Football ⚽️, Humour, Nachos, OCD, Politics, Rock and/or Roll, Spreadsheets.
I blame the Dewey Decimal System for my OCD.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I blame the Dewey Decimal System for my OCD.
Discussing the #LouvreHeist with my teenager and trying to figure out how one fences Napoleonic Crown Jewels. She suggested EBay; we laughed.
Then tried to remember enough French to say "It fell off the back of a truck".
'Il tombe de derierre d'un camion' is the best I could come up with. 🙄🤣
Then tried to remember enough French to say "It fell off the back of a truck".
'Il tombe de derierre d'un camion' is the best I could come up with. 🙄🤣
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Discussing the #LouvreHeist with my teenager and trying to figure out how one fences Napoleonic Crown Jewels. She suggested EBay; we laughed.
Then tried to remember enough French to say "It fell off the back of a truck".
'Il tombe de derierre d'un camion' is the best I could come up with. 🙄🤣
Then tried to remember enough French to say "It fell off the back of a truck".
'Il tombe de derierre d'un camion' is the best I could come up with. 🙄🤣
My feed has become too American. How you doing, rest of the world?
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My feed has become too American. How you doing, rest of the world?
More 1837 whaling ship references in football commentary, please. 👏
We may be playing like ass but Alex Mac Allister looks like he was working on a whaling ship in 1837 and then fell into a portal and now he plays football in 2025 so that's neat.
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
More 1837 whaling ship references in football commentary, please. 👏
Cool drought, yo.
Loving the floods.
Loving the floods.
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cool drought, yo.
Loving the floods.
Loving the floods.
Publicly funded hot tubs and saunas for all.
September 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Publicly funded hot tubs and saunas for all.
I don't bill for the time I spend shaving my legs, pulling on hose and making myself look respectable in a suit.
But I do expect to be heard.
But I do expect to be heard.
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I don't bill for the time I spend shaving my legs, pulling on hose and making myself look respectable in a suit.
But I do expect to be heard.
But I do expect to be heard.
Is it fun to be kept on your toes by a vendor who capriciously changes their SKUs at random? 🤯
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Is it fun to be kept on your toes by a vendor who capriciously changes their SKUs at random? 🤯
If you're in need of a good lawyer, I just found out our kitten passed the Bar Exam and he's accepting new clients.
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you're in need of a good lawyer, I just found out our kitten passed the Bar Exam and he's accepting new clients.
Stop shaking your eyes!
September 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Stop shaking your eyes!
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper
MAGA loves free speech so much they want to keep it all for themselves.
September 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
MAGA loves free speech so much they want to keep it all for themselves.
Starting a social club where we eat cucumber sandwiches and weed brownies and gossip all afternoon.
It's called High Tea.
Who's in?
It's called High Tea.
Who's in?
September 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Starting a social club where we eat cucumber sandwiches and weed brownies and gossip all afternoon.
It's called High Tea.
Who's in?
It's called High Tea.
Who's in?
No notes.
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
No notes.
Dear England/UK: the far right co-opted our flag 🇨🇦 a few years ago too.
All it took was threats of annexation by the Orange Menace 🇺🇸 for the rest of us to reclaim it.
So, um, best of luck? 🤗
All it took was threats of annexation by the Orange Menace 🇺🇸 for the rest of us to reclaim it.
So, um, best of luck? 🤗
September 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Dear England/UK: the far right co-opted our flag 🇨🇦 a few years ago too.
All it took was threats of annexation by the Orange Menace 🇺🇸 for the rest of us to reclaim it.
So, um, best of luck? 🤗
All it took was threats of annexation by the Orange Menace 🇺🇸 for the rest of us to reclaim it.
So, um, best of luck? 🤗
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Remember when Joey and Chandler argued about soap being self-cleaning but also "think about the thing you wash first and the thing I wash last"?
I still can't stop thinking about that.
#showerthoughts #friends
I still can't stop thinking about that.
#showerthoughts #friends
August 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Remember when Joey and Chandler argued about soap being self-cleaning but also "think about the thing you wash first and the thing I wash last"?
I still can't stop thinking about that.
#showerthoughts #friends
I still can't stop thinking about that.
#showerthoughts #friends