Da Realist
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Fueled by aspartame and low calorie wheat drink. Take me back to Firelink Shrine 🔥
Likewise, the boy should be totally inept and constantly endangering himself. Make him pasty as hell just like Snow White since he probably hasn’t seen the sun in over a decade
However, the knight should be buff as hell, and ideally, have enough edgy characteristics to bring the emo movement back
However, the knight should be buff as hell, and ideally, have enough edgy characteristics to bring the emo movement back
November 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Likewise, the boy should be totally inept and constantly endangering himself. Make him pasty as hell just like Snow White since he probably hasn’t seen the sun in over a decade
However, the knight should be buff as hell, and ideally, have enough edgy characteristics to bring the emo movement back
However, the knight should be buff as hell, and ideally, have enough edgy characteristics to bring the emo movement back
We need a princess movie for the modern times.
What’s the biggest audience for princess movies? Young girls. But you know who else likes Cinderella and Snow White? Young boys.
Just lock some petulant lordling in a tall tower and have him be saved by a badass woman knight (e.g., Joan of Arc).
What’s the biggest audience for princess movies? Young girls. But you know who else likes Cinderella and Snow White? Young boys.
Just lock some petulant lordling in a tall tower and have him be saved by a badass woman knight (e.g., Joan of Arc).
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
We need a princess movie for the modern times.
What’s the biggest audience for princess movies? Young girls. But you know who else likes Cinderella and Snow White? Young boys.
Just lock some petulant lordling in a tall tower and have him be saved by a badass woman knight (e.g., Joan of Arc).
What’s the biggest audience for princess movies? Young girls. But you know who else likes Cinderella and Snow White? Young boys.
Just lock some petulant lordling in a tall tower and have him be saved by a badass woman knight (e.g., Joan of Arc).
Of course, I’m not talking about you, Andor ❤️
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Of course, I’m not talking about you, Andor ❤️
Disney could have turned the Orville into a huge original sci-fi cash cow, but instead we get 10 spin-off green screen Star Wars series that are canceled after the first season
#MissYouIsaac #ObligatoryOrvillePost #IwishIlivedinascifiutopia
#MacFarlane’sBestWork
#MissYouIsaac #ObligatoryOrvillePost #IwishIlivedinascifiutopia
#MacFarlane’sBestWork
November 19, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Disney could have turned the Orville into a huge original sci-fi cash cow, but instead we get 10 spin-off green screen Star Wars series that are canceled after the first season
#MissYouIsaac #ObligatoryOrvillePost #IwishIlivedinascifiutopia
#MacFarlane’sBestWork
#MissYouIsaac #ObligatoryOrvillePost #IwishIlivedinascifiutopia
#MacFarlane’sBestWork
Gen Alpha is going to grow up weak because people are phasing out Teflon products
November 16, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Gen Alpha is going to grow up weak because people are phasing out Teflon products
People need to understand that I love talking about learning new skills but am in fact very comfortable with stagnation (please let me rot in peace, I’m tired of self improvement)
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
People need to understand that I love talking about learning new skills but am in fact very comfortable with stagnation (please let me rot in peace, I’m tired of self improvement)
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When I miss gaming from my childhood, I have a tendency to write it off as nostalgia. But DAMN is there a lack of proper couch co-op and split screen multiplayer today
November 16, 2024 at 3:01 AM
When I miss gaming from my childhood, I have a tendency to write it off as nostalgia. But DAMN is there a lack of proper couch co-op and split screen multiplayer today
A sentiment I’ve seen posted everywhere recently, but one that bears repeating
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM
A sentiment I’ve seen posted everywhere recently, but one that bears repeating
Palpatine came back because a bunch of galactic lost causers found the wealthy death-machine dealers and upended the Republic to make a quick buck
The Empire were the real fascists, the First Order just wanted to fix the economy. But they’re all stormtroopers regardless
The Empire were the real fascists, the First Order just wanted to fix the economy. But they’re all stormtroopers regardless
November 15, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Palpatine came back because a bunch of galactic lost causers found the wealthy death-machine dealers and upended the Republic to make a quick buck
The Empire were the real fascists, the First Order just wanted to fix the economy. But they’re all stormtroopers regardless
The Empire were the real fascists, the First Order just wanted to fix the economy. But they’re all stormtroopers regardless
Eliminate brain rot by forcing children to play CRPGs
Sure, they’ll complain about the isometric view for like five hours, but after that, they’ll be arguing about initiative and advantage rolls like a bunch of dweebs
Sure, they’ll complain about the isometric view for like five hours, but after that, they’ll be arguing about initiative and advantage rolls like a bunch of dweebs
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Eliminate brain rot by forcing children to play CRPGs
Sure, they’ll complain about the isometric view for like five hours, but after that, they’ll be arguing about initiative and advantage rolls like a bunch of dweebs
Sure, they’ll complain about the isometric view for like five hours, but after that, they’ll be arguing about initiative and advantage rolls like a bunch of dweebs
I hope they find something funny to do with the huge stock of vitamins and supplements stuffed in Alex Jones’ mattress
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I hope they find something funny to do with the huge stock of vitamins and supplements stuffed in Alex Jones’ mattress
This guy gets it ☝️☝️☝️
November 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM
This guy gets it ☝️☝️☝️
If you don’t engage in friendly conversation with every corvid you see then DON’T TALK TO ME
November 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
If you don’t engage in friendly conversation with every corvid you see then DON’T TALK TO ME
I hate climate change not because it’s killing our planet but because I’m so adapted to hot weather I can no longer enjoy sweater and Pumpkin Spice season
#relatable #coffeevibes #ParisClimateAccords
#relatable #coffeevibes #ParisClimateAccords
November 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I hate climate change not because it’s killing our planet but because I’m so adapted to hot weather I can no longer enjoy sweater and Pumpkin Spice season
#relatable #coffeevibes #ParisClimateAccords
#relatable #coffeevibes #ParisClimateAccords
Shoutout to the people who lived and died without inhaling leaded gasoline fumes or drinking hot microplastic water
#plasticinmyveins #leadstare #Itastemetal #leaveyourplasticsinthecar
#plasticinmyveins #leadstare #Itastemetal #leaveyourplasticsinthecar
November 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Shoutout to the people who lived and died without inhaling leaded gasoline fumes or drinking hot microplastic water
#plasticinmyveins #leadstare #Itastemetal #leaveyourplasticsinthecar
#plasticinmyveins #leadstare #Itastemetal #leaveyourplasticsinthecar
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
Just tryna talk to my boomer coworker without triggering their diatribe on vaccines
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Just tryna talk to my boomer coworker without triggering their diatribe on vaccines
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Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Everyone on this site has a library card
Ennui? ENNUIZ NUTS
November 14, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Ennui? ENNUIZ NUTS