Dapperilla
@dapperilla.bsky.social
gorilla soaring in the blueskies
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Dapperilla
@dapperilla.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I’ve been too chalant lately
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I would follow a stranger into a dark alley if he promised me potato wedges
July 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I would follow a stranger into a dark alley if he promised me potato wedges
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Cheech us a Chong
you're the piano man
you're the piano man
November 13, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Cheech us a Chong
you're the piano man
you're the piano man
I may not have enough money to doomsday prep, but i sure do have the anxiety for it
July 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I may not have enough money to doomsday prep, but i sure do have the anxiety for it
I have a deep disdain for men, that’s why i can barely tolerate myself
July 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have a deep disdain for men, that’s why i can barely tolerate myself
I’m really like an ancient god demanding a tree sacrifice, every time i go to chatgpt for therapy
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m really like an ancient god demanding a tree sacrifice, every time i go to chatgpt for therapy
All these idiots keep hitting the gym to get big, you’re just making yourself easier to shoot
June 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
All these idiots keep hitting the gym to get big, you’re just making yourself easier to shoot
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Always leave them wanting amnesia.
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Always leave them wanting amnesia.
Got a random DM that said “do you need help with something?” yeah if you could live this life for me it would be fantastic actually
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Got a random DM that said “do you need help with something?” yeah if you could live this life for me it would be fantastic actually
Bought a plant call that plant parenthood
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bought a plant call that plant parenthood
the us china tariff war is just two kids playing who can say the bigger number
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
the us china tariff war is just two kids playing who can say the bigger number
Love hand written notes, they’re second in my list of best notes. The first being the more privacy focused ransom notes of course.
April 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Love hand written notes, they’re second in my list of best notes. The first being the more privacy focused ransom notes of course.
The worst thing about bad vision is pretending to have tourette’s when i nod at somebody who i thought i knew but didn’t
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The worst thing about bad vision is pretending to have tourette’s when i nod at somebody who i thought i knew but didn’t
me at my absolute rock bottom: you should’ve seen the other guy
March 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
me at my absolute rock bottom: you should’ve seen the other guy
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eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
March 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
“The eyes, chico. They never lie.” except when mine hit me with a double whammy of myopia and astigmatism at the ripe age of 24
March 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“The eyes, chico. They never lie.” except when mine hit me with a double whammy of myopia and astigmatism at the ripe age of 24
my number one cooking tip is never cook any alcohol dish with a substitute because you're supposed to drink so much in the process that your sorry excuse of cooking tastes good
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
my number one cooking tip is never cook any alcohol dish with a substitute because you're supposed to drink so much in the process that your sorry excuse of cooking tastes good
Dating me is like dune 2 i don’t care what happens and i lack the effort to find out
February 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dating me is like dune 2 i don’t care what happens and i lack the effort to find out
They added the option to form groups on ig story replies so you can summon the whole squad to dog on your homie posting jordan peterson edits
February 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They added the option to form groups on ig story replies so you can summon the whole squad to dog on your homie posting jordan peterson edits
As a man a hobby like gardening shows that i can care and provide for something . That being said, I just found out you can over water plants.
February 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
As a man a hobby like gardening shows that i can care and provide for something . That being said, I just found out you can over water plants.
“Don’t watch porn it’s unrealistic” two people having sex who aren’t me sounds pretty realistic to me
February 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Don’t watch porn it’s unrealistic” two people having sex who aren’t me sounds pretty realistic to me
I’m fluent in french but only with a mouthful of food
January 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m fluent in french but only with a mouthful of food
Shoutout to smoking, the original ozempic
January 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Shoutout to smoking, the original ozempic
How you make a great villain is with a great problem and the worst possible solution.
“Overpopulation is the cause of suffering .”
“So what’s your plan?”
“Killing half the people”
“Overpopulation is the cause of suffering .”
“So what’s your plan?”
“Killing half the people”
December 12, 2024 at 12:17 PM
How you make a great villain is with a great problem and the worst possible solution.
“Overpopulation is the cause of suffering .”
“So what’s your plan?”
“Killing half the people”
“Overpopulation is the cause of suffering .”
“So what’s your plan?”
“Killing half the people”
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I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little
December 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little