Dante
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THIS *gestures broadly* IS A PRODUCTION.
December 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
THIS *gestures broadly* IS A PRODUCTION.
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Somebody said “this weather got me walking like Viola Davis” and i-
don’t like ya’ll.
don’t like ya’ll.
December 7, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Somebody said “this weather got me walking like Viola Davis” and i-
don’t like ya’ll.
don’t like ya’ll.
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i put the disco in disconnecting from reality 🤩
December 7, 2024 at 1:30 AM
i put the disco in disconnecting from reality 🤩
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An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games.
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM
An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games.
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
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The lawyer that represented Asian students who helped break Affirmative because they thought Black students were less qualified and shouldn't have gotten in. is now suing because Asian enrollment is down at select Ivy-league schools. Come to find out, it is white students who have always benefited.
November 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The lawyer that represented Asian students who helped break Affirmative because they thought Black students were less qualified and shouldn't have gotten in. is now suing because Asian enrollment is down at select Ivy-league schools. Come to find out, it is white students who have always benefited.
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Letting a person spin🌪️ the block on you after they pick someone over you is delulu crazy 😵💫.
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Letting a person spin🌪️ the block on you after they pick someone over you is delulu crazy 😵💫.
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Actually, when I like someone, I want it all. Voice notes, voicemails, FaceTimes, calls, texts, videos, pictures.
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Actually, when I like someone, I want it all. Voice notes, voicemails, FaceTimes, calls, texts, videos, pictures.
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
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If I said “squabble up” what would that mean in one image?
November 30, 2024 at 3:17 AM
If I said “squabble up” what would that mean in one image?
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we think we want sex. but it's not always just about sex.
we want intimacy.
to be touched. looked at. admired. smiled at. laughed with someone.
feel safe. feel like someone really got you.
that's what we crave.💫
we want intimacy.
to be touched. looked at. admired. smiled at. laughed with someone.
feel safe. feel like someone really got you.
that's what we crave.💫
November 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
we think we want sex. but it's not always just about sex.
we want intimacy.
to be touched. looked at. admired. smiled at. laughed with someone.
feel safe. feel like someone really got you.
that's what we crave.💫
we want intimacy.
to be touched. looked at. admired. smiled at. laughed with someone.
feel safe. feel like someone really got you.
that's what we crave.💫
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Just tell me the truth. That’s all I want from you.
November 29, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Just tell me the truth. That’s all I want from you.
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Forever funny. 🤣
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Forever funny. 🤣
Drank and eat good today!!
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Drank and eat good today!!
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I told the mri technician that I had a magnetic personality but she was not amused
November 27, 2024 at 11:27 AM
I told the mri technician that I had a magnetic personality but she was not amused
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I was teasing my daughter and I told her to get a life.
She hits below the belt by saying "All you do is work and take care of kids. How about YOU get a life?"
She hits below the belt by saying "All you do is work and take care of kids. How about YOU get a life?"
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November 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I was teasing my daughter and I told her to get a life.
She hits below the belt by saying "All you do is work and take care of kids. How about YOU get a life?"
She hits below the belt by saying "All you do is work and take care of kids. How about YOU get a life?"
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Good Morning to all my girls, gays, and theys!
Happy “Friday” to those who don’t have to work tomorrow!
Happy “Friday” to those who don’t have to work tomorrow!
November 27, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Good Morning to all my girls, gays, and theys!
Happy “Friday” to those who don’t have to work tomorrow!
Happy “Friday” to those who don’t have to work tomorrow!
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Funny because true.
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NYC could also just decide to redistribute just a fraction of the historic $11 billion/yr NYPD to help its people not go hungry. Instead of relying on the feds. But…priorities.
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM
NYC could also just decide to redistribute just a fraction of the historic $11 billion/yr NYPD to help its people not go hungry. Instead of relying on the feds. But…priorities.
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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Good Morning girls, gays, and theys!
Hope y’all have a splendid day 💕
Hope y’all have a splendid day 💕
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Good Morning girls, gays, and theys!
Hope y’all have a splendid day 💕
Hope y’all have a splendid day 💕
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I love to see it ☝️
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I love to see it ☝️