What a terrible week for planes

Bought some shroom chocolate. Never had it before. Morning dog walk & 1/4 of the bar. What a massive mistake. As my world melted, I remembered I would have to go home and face my wife & grown-up children. Tried to persuade the dog to do the talking. I'm in my mid-fifties.

I like this place, but it's very American.

I don't think it's quite caught on this side of the Atlantic

That lotto advert where the woman is in the cinema and gets a text telling her she's won millions is a disgrace. It should show her getting her phone out once the film ends and having a look at it then. Fucking dickhead

New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)

Paula Vennells continues to cry not for the victims of the post office scandal but for herself.

What a truly detestable person.
The postmasters deserve justice not some post-event crocodile tears

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...

Psychologists say that this video is the best representation of the inner human mind

youtu.be/kWVFEVWJMz8?...

Anyone know any good handover cures?... Must be gluten free and I'm not putting anything up my ass

@graceiscrying.bsky.social whatupppppp
Welcome to the club

I don't understand why Kemi Badenoch is trying to beef with sandwiches?

How can sandwiches and milk be "woke". I have yet to hear of a leftist sandwich

My friend is useless at setting up our orchestra. Horns are with cellos and violin bows are with the trumpets.
Bless him. His harp's in the right place though.

Bluesky feels like the old place but with less Nazis.

I'm in favour of having less Nazis

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