DannyUK
@dannyuk.bsky.social
Adopted Northerner. Living in the Wirral and married to the wonderful NearlyErica.bsky.social
#TodaysEarworm Girls Talk by Dave Edmunds.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
#TodaysEarworm Girls Talk by Dave Edmunds.
I keep hearing adverts for Maureen 212 on the radio.
It's 2025. Who the Hell is calling Directory Enquiries in 2025?!
It's 2025. Who the Hell is calling Directory Enquiries in 2025?!
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I keep hearing adverts for Maureen 212 on the radio.
It's 2025. Who the Hell is calling Directory Enquiries in 2025?!
It's 2025. Who the Hell is calling Directory Enquiries in 2025?!
People who don't fold over the end of the Sellotape so that it's easier to find the next time you want to use it:
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
August 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
People who don't fold over the end of the Sellotape so that it's easier to find the next time you want to use it:
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
McDonald's need to stop dicking about and bring back the Sausage and Egg bagels.
It's been 5 years since they left the breakfast menu and frankly that's too long.
Sort it out, Ronald!
It's been 5 years since they left the breakfast menu and frankly that's too long.
Sort it out, Ronald!
June 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
McDonald's need to stop dicking about and bring back the Sausage and Egg bagels.
It's been 5 years since they left the breakfast menu and frankly that's too long.
Sort it out, Ronald!
It's been 5 years since they left the breakfast menu and frankly that's too long.
Sort it out, Ronald!
Remove a letter, change the film:
Tar Wars
Tar Wars
May 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remove a letter, change the film:
Tar Wars
Tar Wars
Reposted by DannyUK
Trump for Pope? Well he does have form for hanging out with paedophiles.
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump for Pope? Well he does have form for hanging out with paedophiles.
Remove a letter, change the film:
Iron Ma
Iron Ma
May 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Remove a letter, change the film:
Iron Ma
Iron Ma
Remove a letter, change the film:
Harry Otter and the chamber of secrets.
Harry Otter and the chamber of secrets.
May 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remove a letter, change the film:
Harry Otter and the chamber of secrets.
Harry Otter and the chamber of secrets.
Remove a letter, change the film:
Petty Woman
Petty Woman
May 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Remove a letter, change the film:
Petty Woman
Petty Woman
Reposted by DannyUK
Never let a child name your pet. Dog decided recall was optional yesterday and I had to run through the park yelling "Beep-Beep!"
March 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Never let a child name your pet. Dog decided recall was optional yesterday and I had to run through the park yelling "Beep-Beep!"
Genuinely can't remember the last day I woke up and didn't immediately feel like I needed a strong coffee as I'm so tired.
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Genuinely can't remember the last day I woke up and didn't immediately feel like I needed a strong coffee as I'm so tired.
I've wanted a vanilla milkshake from McDonald's for weeks now, and they've not been able to make them anywhere I go.
What's the issue with Vanilla Milkshakes at the moment?!
What's the issue with Vanilla Milkshakes at the moment?!
February 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've wanted a vanilla milkshake from McDonald's for weeks now, and they've not been able to make them anywhere I go.
What's the issue with Vanilla Milkshakes at the moment?!
What's the issue with Vanilla Milkshakes at the moment?!
Wirral to Essex and back in a day.
Great to see the family, definitely wasn't long enough and the drive was a killer.
The worst of the fog was the 5 minute drive from the motorway to home in Bebington. Pea souper!
Great to see the family, definitely wasn't long enough and the drive was a killer.
The worst of the fog was the 5 minute drive from the motorway to home in Bebington. Pea souper!
December 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Wirral to Essex and back in a day.
Great to see the family, definitely wasn't long enough and the drive was a killer.
The worst of the fog was the 5 minute drive from the motorway to home in Bebington. Pea souper!
Great to see the family, definitely wasn't long enough and the drive was a killer.
The worst of the fog was the 5 minute drive from the motorway to home in Bebington. Pea souper!
Amazon Prime Football is shocking, isn't it?
Almost missed the West Ham chance there as they showed Southampton subs getting ready.
Not showing certain replays.
Commentators shouting for handball when it's hit a stomach.
Shocking.
Almost missed the West Ham chance there as they showed Southampton subs getting ready.
Not showing certain replays.
Commentators shouting for handball when it's hit a stomach.
Shocking.
December 26, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Amazon Prime Football is shocking, isn't it?
Almost missed the West Ham chance there as they showed Southampton subs getting ready.
Not showing certain replays.
Commentators shouting for handball when it's hit a stomach.
Shocking.
Almost missed the West Ham chance there as they showed Southampton subs getting ready.
Not showing certain replays.
Commentators shouting for handball when it's hit a stomach.
Shocking.
December 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Christmas Day done and dusted. I now think I'm coming down with a cold.
A trip to Essex awaits on the next couple of days. Really hoping I'm not ill for that!
A trip to Essex awaits on the next couple of days. Really hoping I'm not ill for that!
December 26, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Christmas Day done and dusted. I now think I'm coming down with a cold.
A trip to Essex awaits on the next couple of days. Really hoping I'm not ill for that!
A trip to Essex awaits on the next couple of days. Really hoping I'm not ill for that!
My mum passed away just over a month ago and reading this has made me realise that the last things we said to each other were "I love you."
Always say ,"love you" after saying goodnight or goodbye to my wife and daughter, so that when I die, they can tell people at my funeral that the last thing I did was tell them I loved them
December 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
My mum passed away just over a month ago and reading this has made me realise that the last things we said to each other were "I love you."
Work is over for the year
@nearlyerica.bsky.social and I have braved two food shops this morning. Now we're officially in wind-down mode.
Woo!
@nearlyerica.bsky.social and I have braved two food shops this morning. Now we're officially in wind-down mode.
Woo!
December 20, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Work is over for the year
@nearlyerica.bsky.social and I have braved two food shops this morning. Now we're officially in wind-down mode.
Woo!
@nearlyerica.bsky.social and I have braved two food shops this morning. Now we're officially in wind-down mode.
Woo!
Me on Wordle:
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Oh, it's got an A in it! What should I try as my next word?
My brain: *cannot remember a single word from the whole dictionary that contains an A*
This happens every day. Every single day!
(Todays Wordle may or may not contain an A. Relax, I picked it at random.)
#BrainFart
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
Oh, it's got an A in it! What should I try as my next word?
My brain: *cannot remember a single word from the whole dictionary that contains an A*
This happens every day. Every single day!
(Todays Wordle may or may not contain an A. Relax, I picked it at random.)
#BrainFart
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Me on Wordle:
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
Oh, it's got an A in it! What should I try as my next word?
My brain: *cannot remember a single word from the whole dictionary that contains an A*
This happens every day. Every single day!
(Todays Wordle may or may not contain an A. Relax, I picked it at random.)
#BrainFart
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
Oh, it's got an A in it! What should I try as my next word?
My brain: *cannot remember a single word from the whole dictionary that contains an A*
This happens every day. Every single day!
(Todays Wordle may or may not contain an A. Relax, I picked it at random.)
#BrainFart
Reposted by DannyUK
Has to drive from Essex to The Wirral today.
When I was in my 20s, if you'd have told me I'd be blown the whole way up the M6, I'd have been delighted.
That's happened today and it was not as expected 😂😂
When I was in my 20s, if you'd have told me I'd be blown the whole way up the M6, I'd have been delighted.
That's happened today and it was not as expected 😂😂
December 7, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Has to drive from Essex to The Wirral today.
When I was in my 20s, if you'd have told me I'd be blown the whole way up the M6, I'd have been delighted.
That's happened today and it was not as expected 😂😂
When I was in my 20s, if you'd have told me I'd be blown the whole way up the M6, I'd have been delighted.
That's happened today and it was not as expected 😂😂
Just had my #DannyUKWrapped through!
Fell for the "washing machine has finished it's cycle" sound when the machine was still washing: 102 times.
Didn't know which bin day it was and had to copy the neighbours: 52 times.
Woke up and said "I slept APPALINGLY last night": 321 times.
Fell for the "washing machine has finished it's cycle" sound when the machine was still washing: 102 times.
Didn't know which bin day it was and had to copy the neighbours: 52 times.
Woke up and said "I slept APPALINGLY last night": 321 times.
December 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Just had my #DannyUKWrapped through!
Fell for the "washing machine has finished it's cycle" sound when the machine was still washing: 102 times.
Didn't know which bin day it was and had to copy the neighbours: 52 times.
Woke up and said "I slept APPALINGLY last night": 321 times.
Fell for the "washing machine has finished it's cycle" sound when the machine was still washing: 102 times.
Didn't know which bin day it was and had to copy the neighbours: 52 times.
Woke up and said "I slept APPALINGLY last night": 321 times.
I've seen Spotify Wrapped shared by friends, strangers and my kids.
Genuinely don't recognise about 90% of the artists being listened to.
Genuinely don't recognise about 90% of the artists being listened to.
December 5, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I've seen Spotify Wrapped shared by friends, strangers and my kids.
Genuinely don't recognise about 90% of the artists being listened to.
Genuinely don't recognise about 90% of the artists being listened to.
Call me old-fashioned but this is the type of thing they should be trying to eliminate, not joining in with.
December 4, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Call me old-fashioned but this is the type of thing they should be trying to eliminate, not joining in with.