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Former Peasant, Current Loser
Former Streamer, Current Stream Viewer
Former Video Editor, Current Lazy ass
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Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Tonight in DnD: The party were stopped by a trio of cows who got mad when the wind blew the leaves they were counting. The circus rolled into town, the dragonborn won a fish from a test of strength, the paladin got vibe checked so hard they blue screened, and a child turned into a doll
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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No joke. On the bus yesterday I overheard two guys drunk midday going "OI MATE, U GETTING THE NEW MCDONALDS EPSTEIN BURGER?"
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
If I hear Pepper Coyote....or see a 'No Cock Like Horse Cock' sign at AEW...
Speedball Mike Bailey wants the team name of JetSpeed and Hangman Adam Page to be Horse Cock.

#AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I've had the pleasure of watching many great wrestling matches in Cathays, but between Falls Count Somewhere, and this match, I can't hink of any time I've laughed harder at wrestling in Cardiff.

Mystery Wrestling is something special, and I cannot wait to watch more.
MOST SWERVES IN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY! #MysteryWrestling21

Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com!

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Youtube has completely destroyed the subscription page on desktop, like WTF is this man..... bring back my 4X5 thumbnails....
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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yall are nasty!!! 😠
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I know they say if you have the same dream twice it'll happen. But what does it mean if you dream about the same person three times in a week?
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Marie Leroux
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Absolutely infuriates me how I can have so many frame drop / pc issues in games when my friends, on worse systems, dont get a single issue.....like, what have I done to anger the PC gods...
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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gotchu
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The weather all week has been promising "ruins society" levels of snow. So tell me why I'm sat in a 2mi radius bubble where all it is IS FUCKING MOIST AND NOT AT ALL SNOWY
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January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Happy New Year!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
End of today's DnD session I was told that it was session 20.

And next session we're wrapping the first arc before the party leaves their current city and starts to venture out into the world...

It feels weird my game has run longer than the Briarwoods arc in CRC1....
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Heading into 2026, I'm still looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I know I don't post on here much, but Nadolig Llawen to you all.

Most of my gifts this year consisted of Lego set, so I'll be slowly picking through the pile for the next week or so and living off of the nostalgia they bring
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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happy crimus
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One day an NHS mental health professional will actually listen to my problems and help me.

I'm now 4/4 for ones who have dismissed my issues and attributes it solely to either a) stress or b) undiagnosed autism....

But because I'm not actively suicidal I don't need actual help.... 🙃
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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"Mari Lwyd: Happy Holidays" by @kotori_mouchi
Forgot to add her last year but my Mari Lwyd is available as a print and holiday cards!🎄

Available for purchase at: www.inprnt.com/gallery/koto...
Mari Lwyd: Happy Holidays, an art print by victoria Dickinson
Gallery Quality Prints
www.inprnt.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHIT AND THE VA CAST
Solasta 2 - March 12th
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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“They finally kissed in Renegades” FALSE they have been making out sloppy style in the High Heresy since April 2025.
we should just kiss like real people do #drifteris
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
OK having slept and sat on my feeling of Renegades here's a more thorough review, if anybody cares my opinion.

Story was.....a story of all time. The pacing of character development and relationships made it feel like many conversations, beats, and even missions were missing, leaving it feel rushed
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Well Renegades was a DLC of all time....

Superb character work as always, even if it does kinda assassinate the idea of the Praxic Order, but it really feels like an extended tutorial for the post game activity with some interesting yet almost disconnected story bits in the middle
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM