daniel winn
@danielwinn.bsky.social
I've never met a shy person from new jersey
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I've never met a shy person from new jersey
My bartelby the scrivener recommendations aren't getting the traction I would like them to get
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My bartelby the scrivener recommendations aren't getting the traction I would like them to get
Asking someone I just met if I can call him T-bone
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Asking someone I just met if I can call him T-bone
My great grandfather was the first person to ever parallel park. People called him crazy but he didn’t care
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My great grandfather was the first person to ever parallel park. People called him crazy but he didn’t care
professional athletes think saying something that's not ai is ai is really funny (and I'm sick of it)
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
professional athletes think saying something that's not ai is ai is really funny (and I'm sick of it)
There’s nothing I hate more in this world than meetings
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There’s nothing I hate more in this world than meetings
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"Like a tomato-based ketchup."
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Like a tomato-based ketchup."
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unfortunately I would be too good at taskmaster and ruin the show
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
unfortunately I would be too good at taskmaster and ruin the show
Scheduling texts is such a thrill
October 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Scheduling texts is such a thrill
The guy playing music out loud on his phone on the subway has ads
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The guy playing music out loud on his phone on the subway has ads
my favorite chess player blew an easy win today and I am pissed
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
my favorite chess player blew an easy win today and I am pissed
I really want things to work out for me
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I really want things to work out for me
Are cuffed pants ending mid shin required attire for sketch comedy performances?
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Are cuffed pants ending mid shin required attire for sketch comedy performances?
Has anyone pointed out how expensive eating has gotten?
October 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Has anyone pointed out how expensive eating has gotten?
Why is there a car called a “prologue”?
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why is there a car called a “prologue”?
the attention economy will kill us all
September 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the attention economy will kill us all
Having seeds in your teeth is actually a power move
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Having seeds in your teeth is actually a power move
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Look I’m pissed but maybe we should let him cancel Jimmy Fallon so we at least get something out of this.
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Look I’m pissed but maybe we should let him cancel Jimmy Fallon so we at least get something out of this.
The driver of my school bus just argued with me for ten minutes about what route to take until we realized he thought we were in a different borough
September 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The driver of my school bus just argued with me for ten minutes about what route to take until we realized he thought we were in a different borough
I hate when people ask me if I fargo
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I hate when people ask me if I fargo
I just don't want to be called an influencer when I die
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just don't want to be called an influencer when I die
paypal just emailed to tell me that my 16 cents of paypal points expires in ten days
September 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
paypal just emailed to tell me that my 16 cents of paypal points expires in ten days