Love 💙 the life you have, and
Live the life you love!
- Anonymous
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Me @ 3 a.m. last night:
'Mother: It's an emergency--
I've got exactly $9.11 in my bank account!'
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Me @ 3 a.m. last night:
'Mother: It's an emergency--
I've got exactly $9.11 in my bank account!'
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(Me flirting)
(Me flirting)
'God give me the serenity not to shank my next door neighbor!'
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'God give me the serenity not to shank my next door neighbor!'
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'The Old Prison Cook', as I used to call her.
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'The Old Prison Cook', as I used to call her.
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'The Old Prison Cook', as I used to call her.
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'The Old Prison Cook', as I used to call her.
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GOOD RIDDANCE!
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GOOD RIDDANCE!
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My ass is super-hairy!
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My ass is super-hairy!
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The Happily Insane Mental Institution...
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The Happily Insane Mental Institution...
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