Daniel MacEachern
@danielmaceachern.bsky.social
Three-time Norris Trophy winner
The older I get, the less I know about a movie I’m about to watch.
“This has Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien — I’m laughing already!”
*starts watching If I Had Legs I’d Kick You*
“oh no”
“This has Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien — I’m laughing already!”
*starts watching If I Had Legs I’d Kick You*
“oh no”
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The older I get, the less I know about a movie I’m about to watch.
“This has Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien — I’m laughing already!”
*starts watching If I Had Legs I’d Kick You*
“oh no”
“This has Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien — I’m laughing already!”
*starts watching If I Had Legs I’d Kick You*
“oh no”
ME: There’s no such thing as a “Canadian accent”
*watches the Canadian men’s Olympic curling team*
OK, fine
*watches the Canadian men’s Olympic curling team*
OK, fine
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
ME: There’s no such thing as a “Canadian accent”
*watches the Canadian men’s Olympic curling team*
OK, fine
*watches the Canadian men’s Olympic curling team*
OK, fine
Retrievers gonna retrieve
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Retrievers gonna retrieve
Bad Bunny is none of my business but this is pretty great
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bad Bunny is none of my business but this is pretty great
Betting my life’s savings on the Super Bowl-winning coach being doused in orange Gatorade. If it’s yellow my daughter will have to drop out of college but I like my chances. Also I got fired — on purpose. My ex can’t have my wages garnished if I don’t have wages. That’s just facts
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Betting my life’s savings on the Super Bowl-winning coach being doused in orange Gatorade. If it’s yellow my daughter will have to drop out of college but I like my chances. Also I got fired — on purpose. My ex can’t have my wages garnished if I don’t have wages. That’s just facts
Just realized that with Catherine O’Hara’s death, Parkdale High has lost its entire High Q team
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just realized that with Catherine O’Hara’s death, Parkdale High has lost its entire High Q team
Having just signed up for Peacock for the Olympics, I’m browsing its library and realizing I’d pay a little bit more to learn what segments are missing from each SNL episode and why. Music licensing? Competing proprietary rights? Host-now-criminal? Blackface?
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Having just signed up for Peacock for the Olympics, I’m browsing its library and realizing I’d pay a little bit more to learn what segments are missing from each SNL episode and why. Music licensing? Competing proprietary rights? Host-now-criminal? Blackface?
Fifth column in Connecticut: changing the TV in my apartment building’s lounge to the CBC whenever I’m there
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Fifth column in Connecticut: changing the TV in my apartment building’s lounge to the CBC whenever I’m there
Wish I could take this chart back through time and show it to myself as I was preparing to go to journalism school in 1994
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Wish I could take this chart back through time and show it to myself as I was preparing to go to journalism school in 1994
A real one-season wonder all-timer
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
A real one-season wonder all-timer
Hire copy editors
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Hire copy editors
I keep coming back to this too, I sent this to a friend earlier today. Kills me every time. “I am twelve.”
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I keep coming back to this too, I sent this to a friend earlier today. Kills me every time. “I am twelve.”
Looks like a cartoon can that a hobo would eat soup out of
Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Looks like a cartoon can that a hobo would eat soup out of
METEOROLOGISTS: We don’t hype up storms. We just forecast the weather to the best of our expertise and resources. Others may sensationalize things, but that’s not what we do
ALSO METEOROLOGISTS: We call this particular weather phenomenon a “bomb cyclone”
ALSO METEOROLOGISTS: We call this particular weather phenomenon a “bomb cyclone”
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
METEOROLOGISTS: We don’t hype up storms. We just forecast the weather to the best of our expertise and resources. Others may sensationalize things, but that’s not what we do
ALSO METEOROLOGISTS: We call this particular weather phenomenon a “bomb cyclone”
ALSO METEOROLOGISTS: We call this particular weather phenomenon a “bomb cyclone”
ME: [Superintendent Chalmers voice] Sinners!
MY WIFE: You do that one more time I’m stopping the movie
MY WIFE: You do that one more time I’m stopping the movie
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
ME: [Superintendent Chalmers voice] Sinners!
MY WIFE: You do that one more time I’m stopping the movie
MY WIFE: You do that one more time I’m stopping the movie
Trying to convince my dog it won’t be this cold forever. He’s dubious
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Trying to convince my dog it won’t be this cold forever. He’s dubious
Sometimes friendship means that when your friend recommends a sitcom that you haven’t watched because every clip you’ve seen is awful and you know you’ll hate it, you just say, “I’ll have to check that out” instead of, “no thanks, it’s clearly garbage and you should check your house for a gas leak”
January 29, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes friendship means that when your friend recommends a sitcom that you haven’t watched because every clip you’ve seen is awful and you know you’ll hate it, you just say, “I’ll have to check that out” instead of, “no thanks, it’s clearly garbage and you should check your house for a gas leak”
Also: journalist Michelle Lang, a co-worker and a friend, on Dec. 30, 2009
The Globe's editorial this morning is a list of all the Canadian military personnel who died in Afghanistan.
www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/edit...
www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/edit...
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Also: journalist Michelle Lang, a co-worker and a friend, on Dec. 30, 2009
As a Canadian who grew up in the far north I usually get to be the guy in the U.S. who says, “This storm was no big deal,” but this time, I gotta say: not bad, Connecticut
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 PM
As a Canadian who grew up in the far north I usually get to be the guy in the U.S. who says, “This storm was no big deal,” but this time, I gotta say: not bad, Connecticut
Bob Odenkirk’s greatest role: Sulu the iguana
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Bob Odenkirk’s greatest role: Sulu the iguana
In Inuvik, when I was in grade school , we’d ask our teacher, “Is it indoor recess today?” she’d say, “Is it forty below?” And if the answer was no, then it was not indoor recess that day
Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
In Inuvik, when I was in grade school , we’d ask our teacher, “Is it indoor recess today?” she’d say, “Is it forty below?” And if the answer was no, then it was not indoor recess that day
Oh my god
I need you to see what is going on on Murdoch Mysteries these days
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Oh my god
G’deh, mate
Australians are deciding USA is not a place to visit… oddly they still are going to Canada. Almost like there is something specific about the US..
#ThePoint
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#ThePoint
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January 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
G’deh, mate
Going to the Bridgeport Islanders game tonight
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Going to the Bridgeport Islanders game tonight
Don’t you ruin another Whiskey Friday
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Don’t you ruin another Whiskey Friday