We have dog mayors. It’s time for a dog president.
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We have dog mayors. It’s time for a dog president.
What is a tech ceo doing on a late night show in the first place?
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What is a tech ceo doing on a late night show in the first place?
One thing that sucks about working remote is that the city will be shut down tomorrow due to a snowstorm and I’ll be on a 2 hour long call with a pharma company negotiating a contract
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One thing that sucks about working remote is that the city will be shut down tomorrow due to a snowstorm and I’ll be on a 2 hour long call with a pharma company negotiating a contract
Celsius is the inferior and less accurate method of measure temperature. I’ll give y’all metric for length/distance, but us yanks got it right for temps. We also got it right for weights as well. Oh you weigh 8 stone? Cool, that means nothing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Celsius is the inferior and less accurate method of measure temperature. I’ll give y’all metric for length/distance, but us yanks got it right for temps. We also got it right for weights as well. Oh you weigh 8 stone? Cool, that means nothing.
Reposted by David Wain Brady
Giving him a wedgie and shoving his head into a Lustre King
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Giving him a wedgie and shoving his head into a Lustre King
If I ever see Stephen Miller and I’m with the boys, you bet your ass we’re table topping that nerd
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I ever see Stephen Miller and I’m with the boys, you bet your ass we’re table topping that nerd
I wonder if there will ever come a time where there’s some stop sign and parking enforcement in Church Hill. Love not being able to see if any cars are coming until I’m in the middle of an intersection b/c some loser’s giant pickup is parked essentially in the intersection itself.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I wonder if there will ever come a time where there’s some stop sign and parking enforcement in Church Hill. Love not being able to see if any cars are coming until I’m in the middle of an intersection b/c some loser’s giant pickup is parked essentially in the intersection itself.
We all make fun of RFK Jr for looking like one of those gruesome close ups from Ren & Stimpy (or SpongeBob for the youths) so its only fair to point out that Nuzzi looks like Ron Perlman’s Vincent from the TV show Beauty and the Beast
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We all make fun of RFK Jr for looking like one of those gruesome close ups from Ren & Stimpy (or SpongeBob for the youths) so its only fair to point out that Nuzzi looks like Ron Perlman’s Vincent from the TV show Beauty and the Beast
Con Air and Face/Off aren’t on the list so this critique of it is bullshit and clearly a complaint by someone who has never done a deep dive through the walmart dvd bins filled with the classic Joe Dirt.
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Con Air and Face/Off aren’t on the list so this critique of it is bullshit and clearly a complaint by someone who has never done a deep dive through the walmart dvd bins filled with the classic Joe Dirt.
Hell yeah claudio. Way to go old man!
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hell yeah claudio. Way to go old man!
Saw someone post a Spotify top artists list and it included their band that hasn’t been active for years. You can’t do that my dudes. Don’t post that.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Saw someone post a Spotify top artists list and it included their band that hasn’t been active for years. You can’t do that my dudes. Don’t post that.
Can’t commit war crimes if we’re not “at war”
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Can’t commit war crimes if we’re not “at war”
I need Mariachi El Bronx to put out a holiday album.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I need Mariachi El Bronx to put out a holiday album.
A lot of people who have never passed out drunk next to a toilet are going to claim that the drunk ABC raccoon is their “sprit animal” or “it me” and frankly, that’s stolen valor.
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A lot of people who have never passed out drunk next to a toilet are going to claim that the drunk ABC raccoon is their “sprit animal” or “it me” and frankly, that’s stolen valor.
AI Evangelists keep motion smoothing on
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
AI Evangelists keep motion smoothing on
Stovetop stuffing, instant mashed potatoes, heinz turkey gravy, kraft mac and cheese. Same way they would’ve celebrated the first thanksgiving had they had the technology.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Stovetop stuffing, instant mashed potatoes, heinz turkey gravy, kraft mac and cheese. Same way they would’ve celebrated the first thanksgiving had they had the technology.
Someone needs to give wedgies to all these tech bros who do not abide by the social contract of “no work during holiday weeks”
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Someone needs to give wedgies to all these tech bros who do not abide by the social contract of “no work during holiday weeks”
*googling “how to quiet quit”*
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
*googling “how to quiet quit”*
Reopening my dim sum pop up but only serving dogs
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reopening my dim sum pop up but only serving dogs
Reposted by David Wain Brady
Siri show me the whitest post in history
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Siri show me the whitest post in history
Juice: If we win the $200k we’re putting it in our retirement accounts
Big Bill: If we win we’re giving it to my buddy in new Jersey (mafia-coded)
Outrunners: We’re gonna spend it all on blow
#aewcollision
Big Bill: If we win we’re giving it to my buddy in new Jersey (mafia-coded)
Outrunners: We’re gonna spend it all on blow
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Juice: If we win the $200k we’re putting it in our retirement accounts
Big Bill: If we win we’re giving it to my buddy in new Jersey (mafia-coded)
Outrunners: We’re gonna spend it all on blow
#aewcollision
Big Bill: If we win we’re giving it to my buddy in new Jersey (mafia-coded)
Outrunners: We’re gonna spend it all on blow
#aewcollision
Me 5 minutes after selecting a movie to watch then immediately scrolling through my timeline then looking up at my TV: What the fuck is this movie?
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me 5 minutes after selecting a movie to watch then immediately scrolling through my timeline then looking up at my TV: What the fuck is this movie?
Michelin omitting Virginia from its American Southeast guide is bullshit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Michelin omitting Virginia from its American Southeast guide is bullshit.
Did Tony Schiavone say “What are we doing here?” in response to that Darby through the fire table spot?
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Did Tony Schiavone say “What are we doing here?” in response to that Darby through the fire table spot?