Dana Schwartz
@danaschwartz.bsky.social
New York Times bestselling author of ANATOMY and IMMORTALITY. Host of the podcast Noble Blood. TV writer on occasion.
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TIL, via the @danaschwartz.bsky.social podcast Noble Blood, that Peter Weller (aka RoboCop) is also a historian of Italian Renaissance Art and I'm so shook I can't even come up with a good joke about it.
September 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
TIL, via the @danaschwartz.bsky.social podcast Noble Blood, that Peter Weller (aka RoboCop) is also a historian of Italian Renaissance Art and I'm so shook I can't even come up with a good joke about it.
olivia munn's publicist deserves a pulitzer prize for this rebrand.
April 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
olivia munn's publicist deserves a pulitzer prize for this rebrand.
this is great I'm so glad that JON HAMM is finally able to stop worrying about his appearance.
April 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
this is great I'm so glad that JON HAMM is finally able to stop worrying about his appearance.
Will Forte remembering Val Kilmer is incredible
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Will Forte remembering Val Kilmer is incredible
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Literal YES, QUEEN. Love listening to @danaschwartz.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Literal YES, QUEEN. Love listening to @danaschwartz.bsky.social
"do audio books count??" what are you even talking about. count for what. read books with your eyes or listen to them, who is keeping score. enjoy a great story, entertain yourself, feel inspired, pass the time. art is not meant to be a competition with an imaginary score-keeper.
March 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"do audio books count??" what are you even talking about. count for what. read books with your eyes or listen to them, who is keeping score. enjoy a great story, entertain yourself, feel inspired, pass the time. art is not meant to be a competition with an imaginary score-keeper.
I've seen a fun fact going around the internet that Agnes Sorel had her dresses specifically tailored to expose her favorite boob. Unfortunately, that seems like an unsourced misconception.
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've seen a fun fact going around the internet that Agnes Sorel had her dresses specifically tailored to expose her favorite boob. Unfortunately, that seems like an unsourced misconception.
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
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Elf is a great movie, and one of the most recent additions to the canon of iconic christmas movies, but I cannot get onboard with the love story. that man has the energy and vibe of a child and zooey deschanel should not be fucking him!!!
March 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Elf is a great movie, and one of the most recent additions to the canon of iconic christmas movies, but I cannot get onboard with the love story. that man has the energy and vibe of a child and zooey deschanel should not be fucking him!!!
This article is the saltiest personal takedown I have read in a long time! A joy to find a genuine hater in the wild (complimentary) www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/b...
Do You Like Your History With Imaginative Leaps or Grounded in Fact?
Novelized accounts of historical figures’ lives are hugely popular. But do we really want to draw back the curtain on history and find people talking and acting the way we do?
www.nytimes.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This article is the saltiest personal takedown I have read in a long time! A joy to find a genuine hater in the wild (complimentary) www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/b...
dazzled by the clearly one-sided hatred that Jeremy Strong has for Kieran Culkin. I just *know* in private, Jeremy Strong has called him "a clown"
March 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
dazzled by the clearly one-sided hatred that Jeremy Strong has for Kieran Culkin. I just *know* in private, Jeremy Strong has called him "a clown"
this is so meaningless, but the "you can do anything" "I know" exchange from WICKED that they used in the trailers and in the Oscar montage is NOT IN THE MOVIE!!! They cut two different scenes together! The "I know" is from the middle of the dialogue part of Defying Gravity! trailer fraud!
March 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
this is so meaningless, but the "you can do anything" "I know" exchange from WICKED that they used in the trailers and in the Oscar montage is NOT IN THE MOVIE!!! They cut two different scenes together! The "I know" is from the middle of the dialogue part of Defying Gravity! trailer fraud!
seems like one of those "personal liberties" he's such a fan of would be letting writers write whatever opinions they want?
Holy shit. Jeff Bezos is turning the Washington Post editorial page into.... the Wall Street Journal editorial page.
February 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
seems like one of those "personal liberties" he's such a fan of would be letting writers write whatever opinions they want?
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The right wing woman is not insincere in her politics, but she *is* tactical: she believes that sexual and reproductive service to right wing men will earn her their protection, affection, and material support. She is wrong.
February 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The right wing woman is not insincere in her politics, but she *is* tactical: she believes that sexual and reproductive service to right wing men will earn her their protection, affection, and material support. She is wrong.
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My special "Comfort Beyond God's Foresight" is out on YouTube, for free, right now!
Give it watch, I think you'll love it. Likes and comments are also so helpful. If you have a spare second, that would rule!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
Give it watch, I think you'll love it. Likes and comments are also so helpful. If you have a spare second, that would rule!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
Ian Karmel | Comfort Beyond God's Foresight (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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February 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My special "Comfort Beyond God's Foresight" is out on YouTube, for free, right now!
Give it watch, I think you'll love it. Likes and comments are also so helpful. If you have a spare second, that would rule!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
Give it watch, I think you'll love it. Likes and comments are also so helpful. If you have a spare second, that would rule!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
humbly submitting Will Forte as the most underrated SNL cast member
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
humbly submitting Will Forte as the most underrated SNL cast member
this is the Pope's not like us
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this is the Pope's not like us
for all of the talk about "leftist language policing," they're not the ones out here.... literally banning words 1984-style
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
for all of the talk about "leftist language policing," they're not the ones out here.... literally banning words 1984-style
every commercial for AI is like:
"are you capable of checking the weather app on your phone on your own? yaa didn't think so :)))))"
"are you capable of checking the weather app on your phone on your own? yaa didn't think so :)))))"
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
every commercial for AI is like:
"are you capable of checking the weather app on your phone on your own? yaa didn't think so :)))))"
"are you capable of checking the weather app on your phone on your own? yaa didn't think so :)))))"
Jenny Nicholson's four hour video about the star wars hotel should have been nominated for best documentary feature I'm not even kidding
February 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Jenny Nicholson's four hour video about the star wars hotel should have been nominated for best documentary feature I'm not even kidding
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WATCH ME TELL JOKE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9M...
Ian Karmel - "Homeless/Unhoused" from Comfort Beyond God's Foresight
YouTube video by Ian Karmel
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February 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
WATCH ME TELL JOKE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9M...
when the president of the united states says something, it feels like we shouldn't all have to be guessing whether he really means it or not
February 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
when the president of the united states says something, it feels like we shouldn't all have to be guessing whether he really means it or not
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This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!