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“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.”

- Patti Smith
“Trump blowing Bubba” is all a big misunderstanding. It’s from when he went to Bubba Gump Shrimp Co and the shrimp came out way too hot, so he sucked Bill Clinton’s dick
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why do MAGa moms all drive their kids to school?

The dads aren’t allowed within 1000 feet
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Anyone projecting images of the prez attending lavish parties in spots where everybody waiting in a food line can see?
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hey girl I’ll take you to my USDA and restore them snap benefits iykwim
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Who do all these people think they are telling me to “let that sink in”? Bitch you don’t know me
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you see this man handing out liverwurst and onion sandwiches to antifa NO YOU DIDN’T
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo is a grammatically correct sentence
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m glad the jury kept sandwich guy out of the hoagie-pokey. Great way to turn the situation around. That’s what it’s all about, really.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The toy that went “zip” when it moved and “bop” when it stopped and “whirr” when it stood still was clearly a BeyBlade
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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HE'S BIG
HE'S TALL
HE STOPS THE FUCKIN' BALL
FINN SURMAN
FINN SURMAN
#rctid #mls #MLSplayoffs
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Turnip had them tear down half the White House because he kept smelling all this burnt toast in there
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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You know why Mike Schmidt isn’t our DA? Because a group of white men who own a lot of property and have influence in portland decided to concoct a smear campaign and put up billboards, and give the new DA a LOT of money. And it worked. Fuck the Oregonian for that story parading as impartial.
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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This.

“The entities enabling scientific fraud at scale are large, resilient, and growing rapidly”

www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...
PNAS
Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), a peer reviewed journal of the National Academy of Sciences (NAS) - an authoritative source of high-impact, original research that broadly spans...
www.pnas.org
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Has anyone written a folk hero ballad about the dude in the inflatable frog costume who took an air vent full of pepper spray and simply laughed it off?

I heard he can shoot his tongue out so far that it knocks the fash-o-coptors clean out of the sky
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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What if every TNG character had a signature maneuver? (thread)
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Idk what y’all are talking smack abt the rapture. The weather up here rules and they make Sea-Doos except for clouds and you can catch some sweet air on those puppies
September 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An illegal Garbage Pail Kid named Tyler Noll and he’s just gobbling up pills straight from the bottle
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The main problem with the US economy is that they expect cocaine productivity from normies
September 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I think we may be living through this
If corporations are people, what would happen if a werewolf bit a corporation??
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
One great way to honor somebody’s life after they pass is with some notable quotes they made. This is about Robert Redford and NO ONE ELSE
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Imagine THIS guy being what your generation is supposed to mourn for and not Kurt Cobain or My So-Called Life getting cancelled
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM