That1Polly
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I do yoga. I like soccer. I’m probably taller than you. #PDX #RCTID #PNW
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That1Polly
@that1polly.bsky.social
· Apr 13
Make a player chant for every Timber this year, therefore there will be no player chant curse. That’s how the sports curse cancelling rule works right?
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
I mean at this point, honestly, who in those circles hasn’t sucked Bill Clinton’s dick?
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I mean at this point, honestly, who in those circles hasn’t sucked Bill Clinton’s dick?
PBOT leaf sweeping team are neighborhood heroes today, helping us quickly move our leaves into the street for pickup day as we flagged them down, panicked.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
PBOT leaf sweeping team are neighborhood heroes today, helping us quickly move our leaves into the street for pickup day as we flagged them down, panicked.
Oh look it’s time to brush my teeth and crawl into bed. *looks at clock reading 4:55 PM*
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh look it’s time to brush my teeth and crawl into bed. *looks at clock reading 4:55 PM*
What’s the point of all the Trimet Customer Safety officers riding the trains? Does it make suburban people who don’t ride trains feel safer when someone in a Trimet jacket is riding?
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What’s the point of all the Trimet Customer Safety officers riding the trains? Does it make suburban people who don’t ride trains feel safer when someone in a Trimet jacket is riding?
Concise summary of what’s wrong with America
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Concise summary of what’s wrong with America
I will now dedicate the next 20 years of my kitchen exploration to perfecting peanut /peanut butter based sauces.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I will now dedicate the next 20 years of my kitchen exploration to perfecting peanut /peanut butter based sauces.
Think of how many people could have gotten the word mentality tattooed on them if we would have won the cup this year. /s
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Think of how many people could have gotten the word mentality tattooed on them if we would have won the cup this year. /s
I’m here for 2 in a row PK shoot outs. There. I said it.
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
ALT: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m here for 2 in a row PK shoot outs. There. I said it.
My neighbors children SCREAM all day. I mean SCREAM outside ALL DAY. SCREAM SCREAM. their parents appear somehow dead inside and unaffected by their banshee hell summoning cries.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My neighbors children SCREAM all day. I mean SCREAM outside ALL DAY. SCREAM SCREAM. their parents appear somehow dead inside and unaffected by their banshee hell summoning cries.
I’m a little sad that I’ll never watch Darlington Nagbe play soccer again. 😢 ⚽️
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m a little sad that I’ll never watch Darlington Nagbe play soccer again. 😢 ⚽️
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As a person who grew up in a shitty town between Cincinnati and Columbus, i say only this with enthusiasm during this game: Fuck Ohio
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As a person who grew up in a shitty town between Cincinnati and Columbus, i say only this with enthusiasm during this game: Fuck Ohio
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Minnesota. I feel you. Hang in there.
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Minnesota. I feel you. Hang in there.
KEEPERS ARE FUCKING CRAZY.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
KEEPERS ARE FUCKING CRAZY.
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Every company website is so desperate. You're on their page for five seconds and they want to send you notifications for the rest of your life. It's like if you asked somebody at an airport how to get to Terminal D and they told you, then got down on one knee and proposed.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every company website is so desperate. You're on their page for five seconds and they want to send you notifications for the rest of your life. It's like if you asked somebody at an airport how to get to Terminal D and they told you, then got down on one knee and proposed.
Andor you really need way more muppets and a lot less CGI to hit peak Star Wars vibes.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Andor you really need way more muppets and a lot less CGI to hit peak Star Wars vibes.
Today is the day of the year that’s cold enough for your beautiful suede boots that it’s not also pouring rain.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Today is the day of the year that’s cold enough for your beautiful suede boots that it’s not also pouring rain.
I am a carbohydrate goblin this time of year.
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am a carbohydrate goblin this time of year.
Tonight’s playoff game brought to you by farting men with WAY too much cologne watching baseball instead of the match.
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Tonight’s playoff game brought to you by farting men with WAY too much cologne watching baseball instead of the match.