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“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.”

- Patti Smith
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If you see this man handing out liverwurst and onion sandwiches to antifa NO YOU DIDN’T
The puppet Sam Crenshaw from the children’s show Today’s Special. His liverwurst and onion sandwiches terrorized us even then…
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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“Know the work rules” meme where Jesus says his famous line about letting the children visit him, compared to trump saying it & all that implies
September 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Shout out to this children’s illustrated Bible panel that accidentally made wickedness look rad as hell
Illustrated Bible panel showing idol worship and drunken debauchery, but also makes it look like a super good time.
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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An image of a Bible with the words 3) And i saw descending from the mountains a round beast. Yea, and on his head was a yee-yee ass haircut. And he did handle the heisman trophy or whatever and lo, it breaketh asunder. 4)Yea verily I saw him as he did then go down into the houses of the holy. And behold, the holy father did hella croak. And on this day shall the righteous say lol wut. And the shitposting shall flow unto the very depths of the sea. — Revalation 42:0:69
April 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This add from 2020 hits different now. The more you look the more you see
An ad for Luigi’s Real Italian ice where the tagline is slide mouth first into summer. The cartons of Luigi’s Real Italian Ice look like above ground pools and there is a guy in the center one, in which the liquid is yellow. The pools are overflowing so it hella looks like he’s sitting in a a pre pool just peeing and peeing more pee so the pee flows out and makes a water slide?
April 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Many are saying this
A billboard stating: he is just AI. It’s all fake now and they are tricking you. They took our hero from us and said he gave us tariffs but it’s AI now don’t tell people you know this. That is how you get chipped
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The Wu tang clan logo with the logo for refreshing delicious tang orange beverage drink pasted over the tang part of wu tang the pasting job is very haphazard and cheap and shoddy, the type of thing a professional would find shocking but which I don’t give a fuck about
April 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The bee mushroom from Mario games which looks like this guys hat from history
April 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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“I’m dead. I still am, but I used to too.”

- Mitch Headburgs
It’s not a pic of Mitch headburgs atall, but rather one Curtis Cobains. Gottem!
March 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Mood
March 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Luigi Valentine cards are my new favorite genre
A black and white picture of that Luigi guy who shot a MFer, on a pink background. The text says “are you a CEO because I’d like to take you out” and there is a text heart after that. It is a Valentine’s Day card.
February 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Take a minute to do your civic duty and whatever you do dooooont make frivolous reports to throw sand into the gears of fascism
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I’m not saying people should Luigi Party some CEOs of certain industries over this, but I understand why somebody would want to. Pretty damning stuff from the New England Journal of Medicine.
January 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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My boy Luigi doin endorsements now?
December 31, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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All this for the low low price of free-99. That’s the Turkish airlines difference
Some aggressively mid tortellini that you get for free once you gain access to the Turkish airlines lounge, a shangra-la where you can pour your own booze and they don’t abide American limits on how many people can be in there for fire safety reasons
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Brush script font reading: God saves the toughest CEOs for His most shredded Bros
December 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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I didn’t think Jesus would help a still-unidentified assailant shoot a CEO, but I’m afraid the tape doesn’t lie
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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The fundamental problem with Luigi Denialism
The trolley problem & Luigi is pulling the lever to the track containing one CEO responsible for many ruined lives
December 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Outrageous that they let this air back in the day
Wilford Brimley from popular TV show Our House, giving grandfatherly advice to his family. The advice reads “Well Molly, when an insurer won’t pay, you take some responsibility. They may not hear your words at first. Not ‘til you carve those words in lead.”
December 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Well well look who’s shook
Headline about a very ugly and smelly ex-prez expressing weakness and fear at the broad support among Americans for killing the rich.
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Got my elf on the shelf all set up
It’s the horrid gnome from Steven Kings Cats Eye move and the horrid gnome is sucking the breath from a sleeping child which will help that child remember to be good for Santa
December 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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The handsome fella the police are after for the United Health incident with the words Assassin and senpai combined into assasenpai. The implication is that he is crushworthy which is true.
December 6, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM