Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
Recovering chef. Filthy socialist. Pro-pineapple on pizza. The little plastic castle is a surprise every time.
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Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Look, I have a perfectly good reason for crying in a Dollar Tree
I'm having a real "need the Adderall in order to get out of bed" morning and the Adderall is out in the car.
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I'm having a real "need the Adderall in order to get out of bed" morning and the Adderall is out in the car.
My phone says its location was "Happyland Lake," which definitely does not exist. Except I looked it up and "a popular African-American recreation spot during the mid-1900s, featuring boat rides, dancing, dining, but the lake is now drained" and is now my apartment complex
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My phone says its location was "Happyland Lake," which definitely does not exist. Except I looked it up and "a popular African-American recreation spot during the mid-1900s, featuring boat rides, dancing, dining, but the lake is now drained" and is now my apartment complex
There are a lot of things legitimately wrong with the world but I also just paid $13 for a tuberculosis test, which is a requirement for my job and highly preferable to a miserable death.
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
There are a lot of things legitimately wrong with the world but I also just paid $13 for a tuberculosis test, which is a requirement for my job and highly preferable to a miserable death.
Remember when Tim Walz was going to be our dad? Growing up fatherless, I desperately wanted someone just like Tim Walz in my life.
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Remember when Tim Walz was going to be our dad? Growing up fatherless, I desperately wanted someone just like Tim Walz in my life.
Time for my monthly pep talk that I'm far from the first woman in history to be stuck between a loveless marriage and poverty, and I shan't be the last
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Time for my monthly pep talk that I'm far from the first woman in history to be stuck between a loveless marriage and poverty, and I shan't be the last
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The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.
In the middle of Target with a NyQuil hangover and a hangover hangover with no idea why I'm here, just holding on to a Starbucks latte like it's the only thing between this realm and the next.
I think I came for bread.
I think I came for bread.
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In the middle of Target with a NyQuil hangover and a hangover hangover with no idea why I'm here, just holding on to a Starbucks latte like it's the only thing between this realm and the next.
I think I came for bread.
I think I came for bread.
Finch says Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Finch says Merry Christmas
The people who adopted one of my foster dogs sent me a letter yesterday, telling me that the dog is such a part of their life now that they can't imagine life without him. They included treats for my dog and earrings she had made. My ears aren't pierced, but there's no reason to tell her that. ❤️🐕
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The people who adopted one of my foster dogs sent me a letter yesterday, telling me that the dog is such a part of their life now that they can't imagine life without him. They included treats for my dog and earrings she had made. My ears aren't pierced, but there's no reason to tell her that. ❤️🐕
Living in the mountains is pretty good
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Living in the mountains is pretty good
Almost every time I have to do something unpleasant and responsible, I reward myself with the double taco combo and free chips and salsa at La Carreta.
December 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Almost every time I have to do something unpleasant and responsible, I reward myself with the double taco combo and free chips and salsa at La Carreta.
Finch is having a good day
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Finch is having a good day
I'm going to die if one of the many job interviews I've attended don't go ahead and drug test me already
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm going to die if one of the many job interviews I've attended don't go ahead and drug test me already
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real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 PM
real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh
12 years of marriage means your spouse gets to spend an entire evening absolutely refusing to admit that there is a difference between "mushy" and "soft"
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
12 years of marriage means your spouse gets to spend an entire evening absolutely refusing to admit that there is a difference between "mushy" and "soft"
If you're wondering what it's like to have #ADHD: earlier today I made Winter Spice Blend tea and then proceeded to spend two and a half hours wondering why the fuck I kept smelling apple cinnamon next to the couch.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you're wondering what it's like to have #ADHD: earlier today I made Winter Spice Blend tea and then proceeded to spend two and a half hours wondering why the fuck I kept smelling apple cinnamon next to the couch.
Have you ever read a book that is so overwhelmingly engrossing that you have to take mental health breaks? 🪐📚
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Have you ever read a book that is so overwhelmingly engrossing that you have to take mental health breaks? 🪐📚
Ugh I just learned a share a birthday with Kash Patel. I feel like I'm morally obligated to build a time machine now
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ugh I just learned a share a birthday with Kash Patel. I feel like I'm morally obligated to build a time machine now
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
That's every day for me though
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
That's every day for me though
The candied cranberries that were going to be my contribution for Thanksgiving meal that starts in two hours
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The candied cranberries that were going to be my contribution for Thanksgiving meal that starts in two hours
Got my Tuesday Video candle from @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social. The box it came in is gorgeous and I haven't gotten a new tattoo in at least a year so...
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Got my Tuesday Video candle from @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social. The box it came in is gorgeous and I haven't gotten a new tattoo in at least a year so...
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health