Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
Recovering chef. Filthy socialist. Pro-pineapple on pizza. The little plastic castle is a surprise every time.
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Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Look, I have a perfectly good reason for crying in a Dollar Tree
Me taking a selfie to see if I could pull off an impromptu video call 🤣😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me taking a selfie to see if I could pull off an impromptu video call 🤣😭😭😭
This is the job application to work at Sheetz except not Sheetz one of the other ones that's basically Sheetz I swear to fucking god this is why nObOdY wAnTs tO WoRk AnYmOrE
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is the job application to work at Sheetz except not Sheetz one of the other ones that's basically Sheetz I swear to fucking god this is why nObOdY wAnTs tO WoRk AnYmOrE
America should be illegal.
I bet these are delicious.
I bet these are delicious.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
America should be illegal.
I bet these are delicious.
I bet these are delicious.
I'll never forget the time when I asked a guy who only ever ate fried foods if he had ever eaten a vegetable and he said "yeah I love potatoes"
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll never forget the time when I asked a guy who only ever ate fried foods if he had ever eaten a vegetable and he said "yeah I love potatoes"
Everyone say hi to Belle. She claims to be three years old. I'm going to need to see some paperwork.
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Everyone say hi to Belle. She claims to be three years old. I'm going to need to see some paperwork.
THE FOSTER DOG HAS FOUND HIS FOREVER HOME!
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
THE FOSTER DOG HAS FOUND HIS FOREVER HOME!
"A few stagnant years went by, during which he made halfhearted attempts at starting different collections (coins, China, friends), dabbled in hypochondria, tried to develop an enthusiasm for horses, and failed to become a dandy.
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"A few stagnant years went by, during which he made halfhearted attempts at starting different collections (coins, China, friends), dabbled in hypochondria, tried to develop an enthusiasm for horses, and failed to become a dandy.
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
Being a democratic in Virginia rn
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Being a democratic in Virginia rn
When you voted for Abigail Spanberger but you also voted for Tim Kaine
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When you voted for Abigail Spanberger but you also voted for Tim Kaine
In the ocean, if a big wave is approaching but it's too shallow to dive underneath it, you turn sideways so you don't absorb the blow with your knees.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In the ocean, if a big wave is approaching but it's too shallow to dive underneath it, you turn sideways so you don't absorb the blow with your knees.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
I like election sign season because now I know which locally owned businesses I'm never going to use
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I like election sign season because now I know which locally owned businesses I'm never going to use
The random number generator on my TBR list has decided to just fuck me all up ❤️📚
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The random number generator on my TBR list has decided to just fuck me all up ❤️📚
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
Finch says please adopt the fucking foster husky so he get some goddamn peace and quiet
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Finch says please adopt the fucking foster husky so he get some goddamn peace and quiet
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
You can adopt your own furry sproing by going to cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can adopt your own furry sproing by going to cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
POV getting my foster husky out of his room
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
POV getting my foster husky out of his room
I'm helping groom an old lady dog so she'll feel pretty when she crosses the rainbow bridge 🫂
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm helping groom an old lady dog so she'll feel pretty when she crosses the rainbow bridge 🫂
New pill delivery system just dropped
October 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
New pill delivery system just dropped
Apparently I was trying to convince the surgeon to come meet the foster husky.
Can't stop won't stop.
Can't stop won't stop.
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Apparently I was trying to convince the surgeon to come meet the foster husky.
Can't stop won't stop.
Can't stop won't stop.
I am fostering the dumbest dog in the world I stg
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am fostering the dumbest dog in the world I stg
I was really torn on whether or not to bring my foster husky to the No Kings really wearing his little Adopt Me vest. I left him at home though because he would have stolen the show.
So there's still an 11 month old #husky in #lynchburg VA that needs a home!
So there's still an 11 month old #husky in #lynchburg VA that needs a home!
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I was really torn on whether or not to bring my foster husky to the No Kings really wearing his little Adopt Me vest. I left him at home though because he would have stolen the show.
So there's still an 11 month old #husky in #lynchburg VA that needs a home!
So there's still an 11 month old #husky in #lynchburg VA that needs a home!
I takes exactly one Freebird to get from the library to my apartment.
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I takes exactly one Freebird to get from the library to my apartment.
Lynchburg No Kings Rally @indivisiblelyh.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Lynchburg No Kings Rally @indivisiblelyh.bsky.social
My dog demands that I publicly confess to eating my entire sandwich without any assistance
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My dog demands that I publicly confess to eating my entire sandwich without any assistance
I'm trying to read The Final Architecture series by Adrian Tchaikovsky. I love space operas, so I should love this series. Except the books have about 30 named characters with absolutely zero defining characteristics in a six-way political showdown and idk how tf I'm supposed to follow any of this.
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm trying to read The Final Architecture series by Adrian Tchaikovsky. I love space operas, so I should love this series. Except the books have about 30 named characters with absolutely zero defining characteristics in a six-way political showdown and idk how tf I'm supposed to follow any of this.
AI will never take my professional dog-wrangling job (I say confidently while scrubbing pee off the wall).
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
AI will never take my professional dog-wrangling job (I say confidently while scrubbing pee off the wall).