I would destroy a pickle biscuit. With my mouth.

0% of this makes sense

I was contemplating that. Oreo makes a gluten free version, and I'm told they are slightly softer than standard oreos. So I hypothesize that the gluten free Oreo texture works better with the Reese's peanut butter texture.

Interestingly, since it's always the first thing I check, they're gluten free.

I didn't wind up buying them though.

The problem with that is the most influential members of congress are already millionaires. To them, losing a paycheck is just a negligible price of admission.

oh goddamn Virginia. I guess my state just couldn't let a good thing happen unpunished.

depends on if the world's biggest fucking loser could still build the world's biggest dog rescue shelters.

While it was definitely depressing, the syntax was so weird that I had to keep rereading the sentences to parse them out. Especially in the first half of the book until I was able to adapt to the writing. So I never got fully immersed in it.

And I don't understand why they had to leave the bunker?