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Hedge
@damienthathedge.bsky.social
Freelance Video Editor by Trade, Karate Bugman lover by heart. I'm a Blursed kinda guy, and that's just a fact.
He/Him|26|Straight.
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THE NOMINEES FOR VEGETABLE ARE:
PACKET OF CRISPS
METAL LATHE
THE CONCEPT OF REVENGE
CARROT
DISHWASHER

AND THE WINNER IS

CARROT
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Apparently Miss Piggy whispered to someone backstage "He will not die but for ten-thousand years he'll wish he had"????
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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sneak peek at resident evil requiem on switch 2
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Typical fat tiger my beloved
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay GameFreak youre kinda taking the piss. Like how can you have 120 side quests in the bade game and then still have new ones in the dlc act as tutorials for fight moves.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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a large crowd of people are gathered in a field with a sign that says ' s.f. ' on it
ALT: a large crowd of people are gathered in a field with a sign that says ' s.f. ' on it
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December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Batemen wants to know your sister's location, okay to give?" is such a killer follow up joke and the stars had to align for that one to be as funny. It's some fucked stars that aligned but they aligned none the less.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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The security at Gävlebocken this year is crazy.
They got fucking Spiderman out there, man...
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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this kabuto shirt is killing me
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Warframe is over 10 years old, and yet no Frame has a gun for a hand.
This needs to be fixed, where's my Mega Man Frame.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Okay genuinely whoever decided that MacKenzie needed to pop up randomly if youre out doing stuff in the desert/not where the game wants you to go. Needs to be smacked on the tit. What a fucking useless character
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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ok thanks i guess
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
An Hour or so into Metroid Prime 4, and im having a good time. But the game did just unironically stop me and have an NPC tell me where to go, it's the fucking annoying one as well. I hope this was a one off cause ugh, what am I 5?
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Metroid.....
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Finally in print
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Hey guys, this thanksgiving please watch out and do not deep fry your turkey

here is what could happen if you do
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM