Dallas Danger Vaught
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Dallas Danger Vaught
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punk rock storyteller
Big GluckCast fan over here.
February 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
My big takeaway from Karsyn Elledge on this week’s DBC is she flat out called Natalie Decker on the carpet and name dropped women who are busting their asses to do it the right way.

I think the rest is just noise being taken out of context.
February 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Y’all. I woke up thinking about that race yesterday IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD. We are so back, as the kids say.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Feels great that this turned out to be false.
it's the 68th daytona 500 today and that can only mean one thing: we're all going to be pissed off about something by the end of it
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Michael Jordan whipped nascars ass in court then immediately wins Daytona
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February 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Wow. What a freaking finish.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Thanks, NASCAR. It’s nice to feel something again.
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Allgaier is so likeable. Straight up on camera took 100% blame.
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Bubba wins stage 2 and gets POINTS! I am happy about the return of the chase.
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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SVG since he started to figure out ovals.
February 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Bart Simpson takes off his mascot head to reveal that the true honorary starter is Bad Bunny
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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it's the 68th daytona 500 today and that can only mean one thing: we're all going to be pissed off about something by the end of it
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, (Season 1, Episode 5. 2019)
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I vocal stim sometimes by just altering the way I say “Manos: the hands of fate” over and over.
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?

Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Kid Rock used to always say “if it sounds good you’ll listen to it. If it’s marketed well you’ll buy it. If it’s real you’ll feel it.”

I don’t know Spanish. But I felt it last night. Great job by Bad Bunny and all involved rising above the discourse and creating something so special and positive.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
These muh fuckas act like they forgot about ‘Dre
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Put me down for team “they’ve always been weird”
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The Muppet Show is performing so well, and I am near tears of joy. I’m so happy about it.
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Okay, guys. This is getting ridiculous.
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Am I… rooting for Hocevar?
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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My favorite sitcom is the NASCAR Cup Series.
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM