Dakota Schmidt
@dakotaschmidt.bsky.social
Diablo Rojos scout. Retired writer. Contact: dakotaschmidt34@gmail.com. DM's open. Forever the G League king.
Of course they do. They have "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night", "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night Tomorrow", "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night After My Colonoscopy"
Talk about audacity
Does Kiss even have two songs?
Does Kiss even have two songs?
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Of course they do. They have "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night", "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night Tomorrow", "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night After My Colonoscopy"
Tried to dance to Bad Bunny with my cat and he would not budge. Dude, you have four paws and can't dance with any of them? Such a disappointment
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Tried to dance to Bad Bunny with my cat and he would not budge. Dude, you have four paws and can't dance with any of them? Such a disappointment
Homie spending his whole life with bubble guts.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Homie spending his whole life with bubble guts.
Man quits job after burning down workplace.
Will Lewis has just told staff at the Washington Post he is stepping down
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Man quits job after burning down workplace.
Not a player but I think Pat Murphy would do well.
Current MLB player who would be the best host for The Muppet Show? Pushing in all my chips on Fernando Tatis, Jr. Handsome, bilingual, charismatic, doesn’t seem to take himself seriously and there’s a non-zero chance he can hold a tune
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Not a player but I think Pat Murphy would do well.
This is only fair if you give human organs to reindeer
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This is only fair if you give human organs to reindeer
"What's the big deal about human dismemberment?" - Jeffrey Dahmer
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"What's the big deal about human dismemberment?" - Jeffrey Dahmer
What exactly is going on in Washington D.C right now?
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
What exactly is going on in Washington D.C right now?
Upgrades over what is currently surveying the MPLS/Saint Paul area.
The free-roaming turkeys of Saint Paul, Minnesota:
- are enormous
- don’t know where they’re going
- have no plans or motivations
- don’t understand roads
- or anything at all, really
- are enormous
- don’t know where they’re going
- have no plans or motivations
- don’t understand roads
- or anything at all, really
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Upgrades over what is currently surveying the MPLS/Saint Paul area.
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Vox Media workers are facing tough times after recent layoffs, especially in a challenging job market. If you’re able to donate and/or share this campaign to help support our laid-off colleagues, it’d be greatly appreciated. Thanks y’all!! gofund.me/cf03c6e21
Donate to Support Laid-off Vox Media Workers, organized by Victoria Song
On Friday, January 16, 2026, the Vox Media Union received news from management about … Victoria Song needs your support for Support Laid-off Vox Media Workers
gofund.me
February 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Vox Media workers are facing tough times after recent layoffs, especially in a challenging job market. If you’re able to donate and/or share this campaign to help support our laid-off colleagues, it’d be greatly appreciated. Thanks y’all!! gofund.me/cf03c6e21
Everyone involved in the creation of Santa Baby deserved solitary confinement
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Everyone involved in the creation of Santa Baby deserved solitary confinement
Ladies and germs, pitchers and catchers report next Tuesday. Baseball is almost back folks.
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ladies and germs, pitchers and catchers report next Tuesday. Baseball is almost back folks.
I pledge that if elected to the US Senate that dogs and cats will live forever and donuts will rain from the sky.
Michele Tafoya pledges that if elected to the US Senate she will investigate who is paying the protesters in Minnesota
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I pledge that if elected to the US Senate that dogs and cats will live forever and donuts will rain from the sky.
Does anyone have any advice for someone that is feeling lost and unsure about their place in life?
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Does anyone have any advice for someone that is feeling lost and unsure about their place in life?
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
The world is getting tougher and lonelier for me and I'm not a fan.
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The world is getting tougher and lonelier for me and I'm not a fan.
If this goes through, what's stopping LeBron from playing for the Akron Zips when he retires from the NBA? www.espn.com/mens-college...
Amari Bailey, with 10 games in NBA, seeks college eligibility
Former UCLA standout Amari Bailey, who played 10 games for the Hornets in 2023-24, has hired an agent and a lawyer to prepare to fight for NCAA eligibility.
www.espn.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If this goes through, what's stopping LeBron from playing for the Akron Zips when he retires from the NBA? www.espn.com/mens-college...
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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
My brother in law took my nephew to a Bucks/Thunder game the other week for his eighth birthday. Little man got an auto from his favorite player and probably became a lover of basketball for life.
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 AM
My brother in law took my nephew to a Bucks/Thunder game the other week for his eighth birthday. Little man got an auto from his favorite player and probably became a lover of basketball for life.
The term hung jury is going to have a different kind of meaning for this trial.
buddy,,, www.startribune.com/former-vikin...
Former Viking Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley Kalil over viral interview about their sex life
Matt Kalil, the No. 4 pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, is suing Haley Kalil, a social media influencer and former Miss Minnesota, for invading his privacy. She has filed to have the suit dismissed.
www.startribune.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The term hung jury is going to have a different kind of meaning for this trial.
It's funny that the Brewers finished with the best record in baseball last season and also have the best farm system but yet people complain. Absolute goofs.
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
It's funny that the Brewers finished with the best record in baseball last season and also have the best farm system but yet people complain. Absolute goofs.
Shout out to the young queen from Neenah, Wisconsin.
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Shout out to the young queen from Neenah, Wisconsin.
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An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.