Jordan
@cynicaljordan.bsky.social
Gamer | 🏳️🌈 | skeeting into the void | cat dad of 2
Legit, right now I feel like the internet isn't a safe space for me anymore to share with people pics on public with my face or information about myself with how accurate some of the information was on the profile using my pics
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Brb deleting all my social media after a friend in QLD sent me screenshots of someone using my pics to catfish guys on Scruff
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Legit, right now I feel like the internet isn't a safe space for me anymore to share with people pics on public with my face or information about myself with how accurate some of the information was on the profile using my pics
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Brb deleting all my social media after a friend in QLD sent me screenshots of someone using my pics to catfish guys on Scruff
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Brb deleting all my social media after a friend in QLD sent me screenshots of someone using my pics to catfish guys on Scruff
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
When playing Halo, did you exclusively want to use alien weapons, or were you straight? 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When playing Halo, did you exclusively want to use alien weapons, or were you straight? 🤔
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
I feel like such an aging Millenial
"Oh no, I need to use my computer to book things, not my phone"
"Oh no, I need to use my computer to book things, not my phone"
If there is ever a sign I need a new phone, it is whenever I go to book something and need to jump between my password manager and the site, the site times out and reloads when I come back, or when I go to pay with PayPal and it can't go back to the original site
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I feel like such an aging Millenial
"Oh no, I need to use my computer to book things, not my phone"
"Oh no, I need to use my computer to book things, not my phone"
If there is ever a sign I need a new phone, it is whenever I go to book something and need to jump between my password manager and the site, the site times out and reloads when I come back, or when I go to pay with PayPal and it can't go back to the original site
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If there is ever a sign I need a new phone, it is whenever I go to book something and need to jump between my password manager and the site, the site times out and reloads when I come back, or when I go to pay with PayPal and it can't go back to the original site
LinkedIn recommendations are so scary
"Hey remember that guy that you hooked up with on Grindr years ago, didn't have his number or socials or anything that would be able to be thrown into an algorithm to find him and link him to you? Why don't you add him on LinkedIn!"
"Hey remember that guy that you hooked up with on Grindr years ago, didn't have his number or socials or anything that would be able to be thrown into an algorithm to find him and link him to you? Why don't you add him on LinkedIn!"
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
LinkedIn recommendations are so scary
"Hey remember that guy that you hooked up with on Grindr years ago, didn't have his number or socials or anything that would be able to be thrown into an algorithm to find him and link him to you? Why don't you add him on LinkedIn!"
"Hey remember that guy that you hooked up with on Grindr years ago, didn't have his number or socials or anything that would be able to be thrown into an algorithm to find him and link him to you? Why don't you add him on LinkedIn!"
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Microsoft apologises to customers and says it will refund them, after the consumer watchdog alleged the tech giant misled about 2.7 million Australians over subscription costs so they would remain on more expensive plans.
Breaking: Microsoft to refund customers for subscription price hike
Microsoft apologises to customers and says it will refund them, after the consumer watchdog alleged the tech giant misled about 2.7 million Australians over subscription costs so they would remain on more expensive plans.
www.abc.net.au
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Microsoft apologises to customers and says it will refund them, after the consumer watchdog alleged the tech giant misled about 2.7 million Australians over subscription costs so they would remain on more expensive plans.
This is why a strong consumer law is so important.
9 days ago, the ACCC sued Microsoft over their price hike in 365 subscription that added Copilot and gave no option to get it at a lower price without the Ai nonsense.
Today, in Australia at least, we now have an option to get it without Copilot
9 days ago, the ACCC sued Microsoft over their price hike in 365 subscription that added Copilot and gave no option to get it at a lower price without the Ai nonsense.
Today, in Australia at least, we now have an option to get it without Copilot
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is why a strong consumer law is so important.
9 days ago, the ACCC sued Microsoft over their price hike in 365 subscription that added Copilot and gave no option to get it at a lower price without the Ai nonsense.
Today, in Australia at least, we now have an option to get it without Copilot
9 days ago, the ACCC sued Microsoft over their price hike in 365 subscription that added Copilot and gave no option to get it at a lower price without the Ai nonsense.
Today, in Australia at least, we now have an option to get it without Copilot
What perfect album came out in the year you turned 16?
There was only one album on permanent repeat that year on my sky blue iPod mini
There was only one album on permanent repeat that year on my sky blue iPod mini
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What perfect album came out in the year you turned 16?
There was only one album on permanent repeat that year on my sky blue iPod mini
There was only one album on permanent repeat that year on my sky blue iPod mini
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She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the moment #DigimonStoriesTimeStranger
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the moment #DigimonStoriesTimeStranger
How could I not sure him being a total cutie like this 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How could I not sure him being a total cutie like this 🥰
Today marks 2 months of my weightloss journey and still continuing to see progress, have started to break out clothes from my wardrobe I haven't been able to fit into since 2021 and feeling good about myself more 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Today marks 2 months of my weightloss journey and still continuing to see progress, have started to break out clothes from my wardrobe I haven't been able to fit into since 2021 and feeling good about myself more 🥰
Did something I haven't done in years today
Mowed a lawn!
Mowed a lawn!
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Did something I haven't done in years today
Mowed a lawn!
Mowed a lawn!
I feel like I'm in an eco-chamber and have no idea on what the outside world really thinks of AI generated content
Welp was just called a buzzkill for calling out someone sharing SlopTok content 😒
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I feel like I'm in an eco-chamber and have no idea on what the outside world really thinks of AI generated content
Welp was just called a buzzkill for calling out someone sharing SlopTok content 😒
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Welp was just called a buzzkill for calling out someone sharing SlopTok content 😒
Tonight I regrouted my shower floor
Who do I need to speak to about applying for a masc card?
Who do I need to speak to about applying for a masc card?
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Tonight I regrouted my shower floor
Who do I need to speak to about applying for a masc card?
Who do I need to speak to about applying for a masc card?
Legit though, dicks are pretty and shouldn't be locked away 🥺
As a top I demand you don’t locktober.
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Legit though, dicks are pretty and shouldn't be locked away 🥺
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Not me feeling excited about power tools when I found out I can use my power drill battery in my new lawn mower and whipper snipper, so now I'm looking at the whole Ryobi catalogue 😅
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Not me feeling excited about power tools when I found out I can use my power drill battery in my new lawn mower and whipper snipper, so now I'm looking at the whole Ryobi catalogue 😅
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
You too can seal the Honmoon with this Golden K-pop Demon Hunters PC build!
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You too can seal the Honmoon with this Golden K-pop Demon Hunters PC build!
I am begging y'all to try the Alabaster Dawn demo! It's so good
And play CrossCode while you're at it 😁
And play CrossCode while you're at it 😁
Alabaster Dawn just got a NEW TRAILER!
The public demo will release on Steam in September this year! #AlabasterDawn
The public demo will release on Steam in September this year! #AlabasterDawn
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am begging y'all to try the Alabaster Dawn demo! It's so good
And play CrossCode while you're at it 😁
And play CrossCode while you're at it 😁
Ran into my boss at the shops and while to some that is a nightmare it made me feel like I am apart of some community out here in the west 🥰
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Ran into my boss at the shops and while to some that is a nightmare it made me feel like I am apart of some community out here in the west 🥰