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Jordan
@cynicaljordan.bsky.social
Gamer | 🏳️‍🌈 | skeeting into the void | cat dad of 2
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I have been waiting so long for just the right moment to use this 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is why a strong consumer law is so important.

9 days ago, the ACCC sued Microsoft over their price hike in 365 subscription that added Copilot and gave no option to get it at a lower price without the Ai nonsense.

Today, in Australia at least, we now have an option to get it without Copilot
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What perfect album came out in the year you turned 16?

There was only one album on permanent repeat that year on my sky blue iPod mini
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the moment #DigimonStoriesTimeStranger
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
How could I not sure him being a total cutie like this 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today marks 2 months of my weightloss journey and still continuing to see progress, have started to break out clothes from my wardrobe I haven't been able to fit into since 2021 and feeling good about myself more 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Did something I haven't done in years today

Mowed a lawn!
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
STOP! 🛑

Wallpaper checkkkkkk
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
All I did was say that Swifties are going to eat that eventual divorce album 😭
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You too can seal the Honmoon with this Golden K-pop Demon Hunters PC build!
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To celebrate reaching a milestone of 10kgs down since starting my weightloss journey, did some ringfit

Pls clap
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
My coworker has personal boundry issues
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Made something work

Tofu, hot sauce and frozen veges lol
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Meanwhile Digimon Time Stranger running on SteamDeck

Yes they are different games with different styles (hub world vs open)

But at the same time, two monster games coming out at the same time invites comparison, and the Digimon game just looks better, yet one is the biggest franchise in the world
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yay YouTube music is broken today 😭
October 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I felt that in my soul 😫
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Those post PAX feels
October 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This is a genuine tragedy 😭
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Meanwhile we had a sunny day here yesterday and my charger can take my solar excess and put it straight in the car and got 21kws for free 🥰
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Have you seen how girlypop some Digimon are?
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So a month ago I got seriously about losing weight as I got stupidly closet to my all time high of 125kg. Since then I have started mounjaro, working out more, eating less and better things, and the results are showing! I can now fit into my Yellowcard 20th anniversary of Ocean Avenue tour shirt! 🥰
October 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Obligatory "got a haircut" pic 💇
October 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
So it seems google has broken a ton of widgets with updates to their apps and stuff like this is pushing me to try iPhone as my next phone 😔

Google at aglance widget at the top, saying it's there but showing nothing

Google search bar widget also broken, a fitting metaphor for the state of google 😒
October 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The screws must really be being tightened at Snapchat HQ, first ads in the chat feed and now storage limits out of nowhere 😔 why do all my favourite services go to shit
October 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM